The shopping trip
Barty – 15.39
Ev
Evan
Rosie
I’m bored
Please text me
Evan – 14.40
I’m out with Pan
Go away
Barty – 14.40
Nooo
You have to entertain me
Evan – 14.40
I actually don’t
Bye
Barty – 14.40
Please
Barty – 14.41
Oh fuck you
I’ll go text your sister then
Barty – 15.23
Evaaan
I’m back
Barty – 15.25
Okay cease the ignoring
You’re constantly on your phone
I know you’re seeing the notifications
Anyways Dora says you’re looking at clothes, specifically pants at the moment
Do send pictures and I’ll let you in on my formidable fashion secrets
Evan – 15.25
Do you really not have anyone else to bother?
Barty – 15.26
Nope
Reg’s with Potter so he shut off his phone completely
Pandora is too nice
And Dorcas is not answering
Evan – 15.26
Yeah I wonder why
Barty – 15.26
Uh fuck you
You’re responding so what does that say about you
Evan – 15.26
Yeah, but I’m also considering to block you
Barty – 15.27
We both know you wouldn’t
It’s too much trouble
Also if you do I’ll go back to chatting with your sister
Anyways, could I see the pants?
Evan – 15.27
I hope you trip over over your shoe on the edge of a cliff
Barty – 15.27
I’m going to ignore that
Pants???
Evan – 15.28
*picture attached*
Barty – 15.28
Oh I knew you loved me
Evan – 15.28
Nevermind I hope you don’t trip
I want to be the one pushing you
Barty – 15.29
Once again I’m going to ignore that
Also the pants are awful
Not baggy enough, not to mention that the colour is awful
Evan – 15.29
Did I ask for your opinion?
Barty – 15.29
No but you send me a pic so I have to judge
Next
Evan – 15.29
Hold on
I need to change
Barty – 15.30
Send a pic of that too
Evan – 15.30
Pervert
Evan – 15.35
*Picture attached*
Barty – 15.36
Hmm
Better
They hug your arse nicely
Evan – 15.36
Bro wtf
Barty – 15.36
They do though…
Evan – 15.36
Stop looking at my arse
Barty – 15.37
Stop sending pictures of your arse
Wait
I don’t mean that
Don’t stop sending pictures of your arse
Evan – 15.37
Can we stop talking about my arse???
Barty – 15.37
But it’s nice?
Evan – 15.37
The pants, Barty
What do you think?
Barty – 15.38
Oh you want my opinion now?
You’re actually so lovely, Rosie
They’re better and I like the colour
But try going even baggier
Evan – 15.38
Hold on
I’m not trying to flash anyone
Barty – 15.38
No but you need to go baggier
Keep the slutty waist of course
Either a snatched high waisted pair and the lowest lowrise you can find
Barty – 15.39
Evan?
You there?
Evan – 15.39
One second, Barty
I’m changing
Barty – 15.39
Oh of course
Didn’t realise
Evan – 15.41
I think you’ll like the last pair
They’re pretty baggy and surprisingly tight in the waist
Barty – 15.41
Picture, Rosie
Evan – 15.41
Geez, you’re so demanding
*picture attached*
Barty – 15.42
You’re right
I like this pair more than the others
They also hug your arse in that amazing way
Evan – 15.42
Bro
That’s not the important part
Barty – 15.42
It’s very important
Evan – 15.43
Is the length fine?
It’s not too long?
Barty – 15.43
Pants can’t be too long
Evan – 15.43
Oh but they can
Barty – 15.43
The length is fine
And so is your arse
Evan – 15.43
yeah no I’m done
I’m going to go Pan if I need help with something else
Barty – 15.44
Your loss
Evan – 15.44
Actually it’s your loss
If I occupy Pan and turn off my phone, you’ll have no one to bother since both Reg and Cas have already left you
Barty – 15.44
Wait
Evan – 15.44
Bye, Barty
Have fun<3
Barty – 15.45
Evan, Wait up
Don’t go
I’ll stop talking about your arse
Although I like the colour on the second pair, the third pair is overall better, so you should choose that one
Evan???
Barty – 15.47
Oh fuck you
I meant it though
Your arse did look good in those pants
Very good
Also, I forgot to mention, but Dora invited me over for dinner tonight soo
Hopefully you’ll see this before tonight
If not, you’re probably going to get a little surprise
Anyways
See you later, Rosie<3