Best Friends
Barty – 10.21
Evan
Evan – 10.21
???
Why are you texting me, bro????
I literally sit two tables in front of you
Barty – 10.22
Yeah but it’s not like I can just yell at you
Slughorn will kill me
Oi
Stop side eyeing me
Evan – 10.22
I’ll side eye you as much as I want to, Crouch
Barty – 10.22
Sure
Go ahead
You look stupid from this angle anyway
Evan – 10.23
Look under my table
Barty – 10.23
Why the fuck would I look under your table bro???
Evan – 10.23
I’m giving you a fuck finger
Barty – 10.23
Oh you’re so nice
Hold on
Do you know what Sluggy is yapping about?
Evan – 10.24
No
But even if I did I wouldn’t tell you
Barty – 10.24
Good Salazar
You sound like your parents never hugged you when you were little
Evan – 10.24
Perhaps because they didn’t
Also I don’t think you should be speaking, mister “I cooked dinner to myself at the age of seven because my dad prefers to sleep in his office”
Barty – 10.25
At least I didn’t have to single handedly take care of my sister when she was having her seizures
Evan – 10.25
At least my first best friend wasn’t my mom
Barty – 10.25
She’s still my best friend, thank you very much
Evan – 10.25
I’m telling Reg
Barty – 10.26
Oh he won’t care
His best friend is Sluggy
Look at the puppy eyes he’s sending him at the moment
Evan – 10.26
Ew
He’s actually disgusting
I’m going to steal his notes later
Barty – 10.26
I don’t even think he’s taking notes
He’s just listening and absorbing everything into thick brain
Evan – 10.26
I’ll make him write my assignment then
Barty – 10.27
Actually
I think he’d rather throw himself off the astronomy tower than cheat
Evan – 10.27
Can you fuck off please???
Stop shooting down my plans bro
Barty – 10.27
I’m just being reasonable
Evan – 10.27
Fine, then you can do my homework
Barty – 10.27
No???
Why would I do that
Evan – 10.28
Because you always somehow understand what Sluggy’s yapping about without even listening
And unlike Reg you’re never rushing to the library to get assignments finished
So since you apparently have such good time, you can do my homework for me
Barty – 10.28
And you trust me with that, considering all the horrendous things I could write in it?
Evan – 10.28
I don’t know
Do you trust me with a wand, Crouch?
Barty – 10.29
No
Evan – 10.29
Exactly
Barty – 10.29
Are you threatening me, Evan?
Evan – 10.29
Only if you won’t help me :)
Barty – 10.29
I don’t think it can be classified as “help” if I’m forced to do your homework
Look at you being a bully
Evan – 10.29
That also comes from the guy who trips up third year students because “it’s funny”
Barty – 10.30
It is
Evan – 10.30
Never said it wasn’t
Barty – 10.30
About that
Wanna join me in watching first year students getting stuck on the moving stairs later?
Evan – 10.30
Do I wanna waste time doing nothing instead of writing an assignment that’s due tomorrow?
Hell yeah
Barty – 10.31
I knew I could count on you, Rosier
Evan – 10.31
Always, baby
Barty – 10.31
Anyways, I’m gonna go now
Evan – 10.31
What
Why the fuck would you willingly go back to listening to Sluggy?
Barty – 10.32
I have to do your homework, don’t I?
Evan – 10.32
Fucking knew I could count on you too
Barty – 10.32
Talk to you later, Rosier
Evan – 10.32
Bet