
Rosie
Evan – 13.14
Hey, is this Crouch?
??? – 13.15
No
Evan – 13.15
No?
??? – 13.15
Yes
No
Evan – 13.16
Wait
You can’t say no
Then yes
And then no again
Is this Crouch?
??? – 13.16
It’s not Crouch
So no
Evan – 13.16
Oh
I’m sorry then
I suppose I got the wrong number
I’ll stop bothering you now
??? – 13.17
No
Wait
Don’t go
It’s me
Barty
Hi
Evan – 13.17
…
Why didn’t you just say that from the beginning?
Barty – 13.17
Because you asked if it was Crouch and that’s my dad, not me
I’m Barty
Just Barty
No Crouch
Just Barty
Evan – 13.18
Look, I don’t really care
Do you want to take a look at the homework stuff?
Barty – 13.18
yeah, no, but I kinda care soo
Evan – 13.18
Go cry about it, Crouch
Barty – 13.18
Barty*
And I might
Did you know it can be classified as bullying???
Evan – 13.19
Again
I don’t really care
Barty – 13.19
Again
I do really care
Evan – 13.19
Whatever
We’re supposed to work on the homework thing
Barty – 13.19
Later
Now, call me Barty
Evan – 13.20
no
that’s weird
Barty – 13.20
Actually it’s quite normal to call someone by their name
Evan – 13.20
That’s not what I meant, asshat
It’s weird to address someone by name over text
It’s unnecessary
Barty – 13.20
You’re such a moodkill, did you know that, Evan?
Evan – 13.21
Don’t really care, Crouch
Barty – 13.21
Barty*
Evan – 13.21
Crouch*
Barty – 13.21
You can’t correct my correction
Evan – 13.21
Just did
Barty – 13.21
Fine, if you want to call me Crouch, I’ll just call you Rosier
Evan – 13.21
Okay
Barty – 13.22
Does that bother you, Rosier?
Evan – 13.22
No
Barty – 13.22
You’re lying
I can just feel it
Evan – 13.22
I’m really not
But okay
Do you want to work on the homework thing?
Barty – 13.23
Sure Rosier
Evan – 13.23
Good
Do you want to know what I’ve been thinking about or do you already have ideas of your own?
Barty – 13.23
Wait
You really don’t care???
Evan – 13.24
About the homework???
I care a fucking lot about the homework, if that’s what you’re talking about Crouch
Barty – 13.24
No
Your last name
You really don’t care that I call you Rosier?
Evan – 13.24
Why would I?
It’s my last name
I would almost rather you call me Rosier than Evan
Barty – 13.25
I can do that, Evan
Bothered?
Evan – 13.25
It’s my name
Of course I’m not fucking bothered
Barty – 13.25
You sound bothered
Evan – 13.26
Believe it
Barty – 13.26
Ev?
Evan – 13.26
Hm?
Barty – 13.26
Evs?
Evan – 13.26
Trying to make me annoyed on purpose???
Barty – 13.26
Do you hate it?
Evan – 13.26
No?
Barty – 13.27
Evie???
You gotta admit that one’s horrible
Evan – 13.27
To be honest I don’t really care
Barty – 13.27
Do you have a middle name?
Evan – 13.27
Yes
Barty – 13.28
What is it?
Evan – 13.28
I’m not telling you
Barty – 13.28
Your last name is French, right?
Evan – 13.28
Yeah???
You do realise this is getting creepy, right?
Barty – 13.29
Rose
oh, that’s cute
I could call you Rose
No wait
Rosie is even better
Do you get it?
Rosier
Rosie
Also, Rosier basically means rose so it’s even more perfect
Evan – 13.29
You done yet?
Barty – 13.29
Yep
Want to go back to the homework, Rosie?
Evan – 13.30
Ew
Don’t do that
Barty – 13.30
YOU DON’T LIKE IT
IT’S PERFECT
Perfect Rosie
Evan – 13.30
Yeah but there’s a difference between Rosie and Crouch
Crouch is your last name
Rosie sounds like a girls name
Barty – 13.31
Rosie is basically your last name
Also
I don’t really care, Rosie
Ready to do the homework thing now?
Evan – 13.31
Yeah no, this is not happening
I’m not doing this
Barty – 13.31
So you’re going to call me Barty instead of Crouch?
Evan – 13.32
No
I’m just not doing the homework with you
Barty – 13.32
Oh, that’s tough, Rosie
You do realise this is a group project and that you’re going to fail if you don’t work together with me?
Evan – 13.32
Go fuck yourself, Crouch
Barty – 13.32
With pleasure, Rosie
Come find me when you’re ready to be mature again:3