egocentrical asshole corporate CEOs are evil (change my mind)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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egocentrical asshole corporate CEOs are evil (change my mind)
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Blaise Zabini, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/ Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger/ Ron Weasley
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Not Canon Compliant Idiots in Love Alternate Universe - Muggle harry potter as luigi mangione voldemort as Brian thompson I don't know why I'm writing this I'm not even in the usa nor have I ever been there no beta we die like the CEO the only crime is Luigi mangione's freaking jawline like damn that man is fine
Summary
I have no idea why I'm writing this. I should be studying English right now. But hey, as a wise man once said, 'I love deadlines. I like the sound they make as they fly by." or something.It is weirdly fun writing this thing. I still don't have a plot, I'm pretty sure the plot has caught me because I somehow know exactly what to write.

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