marauders (NOT A CULT)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/M
M/M
G
marauders (NOT A CULT)
Summary
moonyplease doi want to see what he rhymes with motorbikejimmymy motorbike, my motorbikeyou let me roll, instead of hikei love you, i love youlike james love nikep.ptrue datmoonyjames your poem was too good to be sirius'jimmyyeah your right moonysorry sirius my belovedsiriusyou're all dead to me
Note
short chapter to start this fic off!!!
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marauders (NOT A CULT!!) 

 

moony

now what the fuck did you guys do 

 

sirius

??? 

idk what you’re talking about lupin

 

moony

right ok so none of you said something weird about me to our new classmates 

 

jimmy

whaaaaat

 

sirius

whatever are you saying wolfman?!!

 

p.p

nawh man 

 

sirius 

ew pete why are you writing like that

 

p.p

cuz im swaaag like dat

 

sirius

 

moony

hello can we roll back to my initial q

 

sirius

sigh

what was your question again

 

moony

fucjign

ugh 

i asked which one of u said sth abt me to our new classmates???

 

p.p

i aint say nun dw 

 

jimmy

pete??

 

p.p 

wut

 

jimmy

nothing

so

anyways

no remus we def didnt say anything 

 

sirius

yup no we didnt nopppeee

 

moony

ok sure

so u didnt tell the redhead that i wanna get it w her

 

jimmy

WHAAAAAA

naaaaoooooooo

 

sirius

why would u think so low of us!?

we’d never

 

p.p

trustttt we didnt

 

moony

hm thats funny because lily told me you did actually 

 

jimmy

uhm

lily ?

 

moony

yes

the redhead 

whom you told i wanna sleep with

fun fact 

shes my childhood best friend 

 

sirius 

oh

 

jimmy

wait

THATS LILY????

 

sirius

so thats why she stared at me like i had something on my face 

 

moony

🙂🙂🙂

ok now fuck off im gonna go sleep 

 

p.p

sweet dreams m8 

 


wolfboy and lavagirl

 

wolfboy

look im sorry about my friends 

 

lavagirl

i told you it’s fine re

they were just trying to be funny

i don’t care

 

wolfboy

ok good

ik its not a big deal per se but a few more months of this and youll be proper tired of them

trust me

i would know

 

lavagirl

😭😭

i'll just tell them to fuck off if they keep bothering me about stupid shit like that 

 

wolfboy

oh i know

 

lavagirl

soooo uh

that was Sirius huh? 

cute

 

wolfboy

shut up

idk where you’ve gotten into your head that i think so

 

lavagirl

need I remind you of my 15th birthday when one of us had a bit too much to drink?

because I distinctly recall a fit over sirius’ soft hair, beautiful eyes and breathtaking smile

ring any bells?

 

wolfboy

fuck off

ugh

that never happened 

nope

mustve been someone else

lavagirl

keep telling yourself that💗

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