two
marauders (NOT A CULT!!)
jimmy
ok
WHO decided to sign me up for "Introduction to Modern Dance"???
sirius
oh that was me
jimmy
...why
sirius
because you've got moves, prongs
I'm just trying to help you reach your full potential
jimmy
I tripped over my shoelace YESTERDAY
sirius
exactly
you need the training
moony
I don't know
I think James pirouetting across the gym would be pretty funny
jimmy
NOT YOU TOO
p.p
nah bro i think it's a vibe
jimmy
betrayal.
from my own best friends.
sirius
what are friends for
moony
not sabotaging my schedule?
sirius
ok remus
if we're gonna talk about "sabotage,"
let's talk about how YOU
signed me up for Creative Writing
moony
I fail to see how that's sabotage
sirius
because I don't do "quiet introspection"
moony
no kidding
p.p
that's lowkey true sirius
jimmy
can't wait to see Sirius's heartfelt poetry about his hair
sirius
excuse me
my hair deserves an epic poem
you're all just jealous
moony
your poem is going to rhyme hair with unfair isn't it
sirius
shut up lupin
p.p
nah remus is right bro that's basic
jimmy
oh my god
is sirius actually offended
sirius
no.
I just think maybe you're all underestimating my creative genius
moony
you're very creative, Sirius
just not in the way that involves words
sirius
whats THAT supposed to mean
moony
it means I've seen your doodles of motorbikes that breathe fire
sirius
it's called vision, remus
moony
it's called nonsense
p.p
oh man you two need a reality show
jimmy
lmao "Keeping Up with the Wolfstar"
moony
...what
sirius
nothing
moony
no, back up.
what did you just call us
sirius
MOVING ON
jimmy
👀👀👀
p.p
👀👀👀👀👀
moony
ugh
fine
whatever
jimmy
ok but back to ME
the victim here
how do I fix this dance class situation??
sirius
easy: you don't
you embrace it.
jimmy
what part of "I don't know how to dance" are you not getting??
sirius
just stand there and do that little head tilt thing you always do
the one that makes girls think you're brooding or whatever
moony
you're telling him to "brood" his way through a dance class?
sirius
yeah why not
moony
because that's not how it works
p.p
actually that's kinda brilliant
jimmy
PETER.
moony
you're all impossible
jimmy
ok but seriously what if they make me do like, a cartwheel or something??
sirius
don't worry, mate
if you break your neck, I'll personally write your eulogy
jimmy
oh thanks.
very reassuring.
sirius
you're welcome babe
moony
speaking of eulogies,
what are you going to write about for Creative Writing?
sirius
obviously something deep and brooding
since apparently that's what all the ladies love
jimmy
no, that's MY thing
p.p
ngl sirius u dont strike me as brooding
moony
he's not.
he's more...
what's the opposite of brooding?
sirius
sexy?
moony
i was going to say loud and obnoxious but sure
jimmy
oh my god remus is striking you today
sirius
he's just jealous that my creative writing is going to blow everyone's minds
moony
sure, sirius
jimmy
this is gonna be such a disaster
p.p
im gonna sneak into class and read sirius's poem
sirius
you wouldn't dare
p.p
try me bro
moony
please do
i want to see what he rhymes with motorbike
jimmy
my motorbike, my motorbike
you let me roll, instead of hike
i love you, i love you
like james love nike
p.p
true dat
moony
james your poem was too good to be sirius'
jimmy
yeah your right moony
sorry sirius my beloved
sirius
you're all dead to me