Chapter 9
~ VIII ~
So. Romeo is mormon now. Sucks for tybalt. And kinda everyone. Except juliet obviously. “So…Romeo,” miku says “what do you like to do?” “I love reading joseph smiths teachings! And informing my brothers and sisters of the light that they will never reach.” uh…”whats your favorite party drink?” f1nn5ter asked. “Well… i normally drink water, but if im willing to repent extra ill drink apple juice.” uh… “Would you rather watch an R rated movie or watch juliet slowly being ground up in a wood chipper while its raining dead dogs.” “gotta go with woodchipper” oh… “Juliet would understand.” Juliet smiled at romeo abstinately. “I never thought romeo could be this…..opposite direction messed up.” “how do we fix this?” tybalt cried out between sobs. “Erm… According to my calculations we need to shoot romeo again. That will put him out of his misery.” romeo and juliet said together Blessed are they who will repent and turn unto me” (Helaman 13:11). “Turn to the Lord with all your mind, might, and strength” (Alma 39:12)” “WHY SCOTT WHY????? DID WE NOT DO ENOUGH?” Tybalt cried out “WE FOUND YOUR E_BOYFRIEND. WHAT DO YOU WANT.” no reply. Seems scott wants to keep juliet an romeo worshiping a false god. The supporting cast patted tybalt on the back. “Its okay. We will get your boyfriend back. Romeo is already crazy, I cant imagine the havoc he would reek if he runs around as a mormon extremist.” “Well, i apologize for my past behavior. I do try my best to be a good person, just as joseph smith proclaimed.” “May I meet your father, dear romeo? I would like to be able to hold hands with you.” “Sir…?” “yes white house assistant?” “i just got an alert saying the we have found a way to keep joe biden alive so… goodbye ex-president.” F1nn5ter chimed in “Thank scott. If Romeo was in charge who knows what could have happened-....What?” 1nn5ter had just seen a rather quirky poster. Turns out they were right outside an elete school for royalty. The poster said that ‘prince Joe Biden will come to this school today to pick out his bride.’ “What? What is wrong with you all?” They all took turns holding the poster and reading it. “What the scallop?” everyone said in unison “isnt he like 1000 years old?” Just then Tybalt has an idea “I shall go. Biden will surely choose me. And when he does I will convince him to turn Romeo queer again.” “Scottspeed.” everyone else said as Tybalt began putting a wig on and hiding his appearance.