Romeo and Juliet but it’s the hunger games

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Vocaloid Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare My Little Pony
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Romeo and Juliet but it’s the hunger games
Summary
Uhh… everything happens, lots of fandoms, shitpost so warning ig
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Chapter 10

~ IX ~
Tybalt walked into the preppy school wearing a pink wig. He looked around at all the rich people there. Surely he would have to step up his game if he wanted to win. “Is that...?” It was in fact. Scott was standing there gossiping about whether he would win the prince's affection. “Scott!” Tybalt yelled as he ran across the hall to scott. “Ah, my sweet child Tybalt.” “why are you here?” “Well,'' Scott replied. “I do enjoy messing with mortals sometimes.” “What about your e-boyfriend that we found possessing that kid?” “Basil? He killed himself.” “oh.”
“Uh.” “Skibidi.”
“HARK! Teens of this elite education center! Soon it shall be time for our prince to take his my little pony figure out of the jar, and arrive here to pick out his bride! Please line up for his selections.”
“Sorry Tybalt, gotta go.” Just as scott was walking away Tybalt heard the sound of crying. He walked towards the noise. It was a little girl with orange hair. “Why are you crying?” “Hattie keeps writing more to this story. I didnt mean for it to turn out like this. I dont get why she has to make gacha life videos about ME. plus she shows the videos to everyone.”
“Oh.”
Sucks for her. The story continues as olive is forced to be in yet another story about her getting dropped as a baby.
“ALL students need to line up.” Tybalt leaves the crying olive and goes to line up. Didnt Biden die? How is he picking a bride if hes dead?” Tybalt lines up with scott and hattie. “Attention! The prince is here!” in standard politician style an urn was brought into the room. Since unfortunately joe biden, was in fact, dead.
White house assistant 1 spoke for him “Joe biden would like to say that he loves gingers, and that girl over there with the orange hair is all he has ever dreamed of. He would love to hang her on his wall.” olive cried more that hattie would write her into this situation. Olives tears all of a sudden made a flood. Everyone managed to live through it, except for joe biden who washed away. “My king!” white house assistant yelled that. Tybalt somehow ended up with joe bidens empty urn. Im…president!
“My first order as president is…. Scott! Make Romeo not mormon RIGHT NOW.” yeah okay. Scott did the magic of magic and made romeo nack to his whore self. “Epic probably.” Tybalt made his second decree “ASSISTANT! Go and fetch romeo and co.” he did that, and romeo was in fact back to normal.

The story is lagging my chromebook

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