Chapter 8
~ VII ~
Romeo awoke from his banger of a night with a jolt. There were people storming the white house, again. Romeo ran downstairs and saw the rest of the crew there waiting. “What the fuck is wrong with you guys.” Miku said, knowing that her invasion of the white house was 100000 times better. “Erm…. akctually! They have a very good reason for storming! According to my calculations-” “Oh my god, SHUT THE FUCK UP.” Juliet bellowed, breaking her vow of not cursing because young Sheldon was just so annoying. She immediately ran away in disgust of herself “Back to what I was saying. They're storming because they are millennials who are mad because they can't feel good about supporting J.K. Rowling anymore.” “Unlike someone, cough Young Sheldon cough”. “Speaking of J.K Rowling, I shot an owl with a letter and now we're going to Britain :P” Romio said like the little BITCH OMEGA THAT HE IS AAAAAAAAAA-. “With the power of friendship” Tybalt said while winking to romeo “we can overthrow J. K. Rowling, and write our own story. Then all our problems will be solved.” Romeo held up the letter “Lets go, chat.” That's exactly what happened. Chat in fact went.
“Wow, Harriet pogsters land, we didn't even have to shift to get here, we just skibidied over. So sigma '' Juliet threw up in the corner after hearing young sheldon say that. “Bazinga.” said chat. It was hoggy poggy land… except something was off. That's ok though. They went to the castle and immediately got arrested. Turns out strangers cannot go on unknown school campuses. How strange. Suddenly miku said “guys. Since im infinite and everything, i can be a hogwarts student.” Miku magically snuck onto campus and left a plan for Romeo and the crew to follow. “Sigma.” chat said in unison. Hatsune in fact became a student. She arrived on the campus and immediately enacted her plans to get everyone inside the school. She would need access to pinky pie, who is known for blowing up walls and prisons. Pinky pie is of course lured in by cupcakes parties and fun. So she went to the kitchen to whip something up. She got to work. “Watch where you're going, pig.” oh. Thats not kind, but its also not super unkind. Its like someone who isnt allowed to curse. Hatsune miku looked up to see a girl with long black hair and conservative clothing. If only juliet were here, she is here in spirit at least. Hatsune miku began to speak to the beat of the intense voice of hatsune miku. “You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?” Hatsune miku finished at last. The girl ran off crying. Surely this will not effect anything. Especially not the mormon girl’s mental health miku finished baking her cupcakes with mayonaise. Pinkey pie burst through the wall killing 9 babies. “Skibidi” she said as she consumed the cupcakes. Romeo and the rest of the crew appeared. Perfect timing. “Lets anti J. K. Rowling this shit.” F1nn5ter said as they got out guns. Uh oh. Are they about to make this school get real american? The crew began to storm the guns seemed to be faulty though. Not firing bullets but instead changing attributes. “I knew i shouldnt have given temu my credit card information!” romeo cried. They hit harry potter, turning him gayish. The same happened for draco. They hit olive weasly turning. “Im not a weasly. Please.” olice said to the narrator. Thats silly. Eventually the teachers tried to stop them. They hit them making dumbledorered have a headache. And they hit snape making him a pedophile. Before they could shoot anyone else the mormon girl was back from earler. Except she had a major glowup. Shes emo(goth) now. Woah. she grabbed a hold of the gun with the power of being misunderstood and monster energy. She immeadiately did the bad pew pew to romeo but missed and hit hagrid so he became a satanist. She fired again, hitting romeo, turning him mormon. “Guys, brothers in christ. This is not the true way to succeed in life. Causing pain to our brethren only harms. Please, lets stop and return to america. We’ve done all we can here involving the millennial crisis. Lets leave these people be, and pray thay can find the light themselves through the teachings of joseph smith.” Juliet seemed to be summoned with that. “Youve…. Repented?” “Of course!” romeo nicely blinked while tybalt cried in the corner. The gang rounded up to leave. “Thoughts and prayers.” romeo and juliet said in unison. In the true christian way. They disappeared with the power of jesus and went back to america. The place with the white native americans. As joseph smith teaches. Juliet and romeo traveled back with linked arms. Obviously infatuated with each other. “Not so sigma, eh friend?” young sheldon said to tybalt “Not so sigma, friend.” Tybalt answered while sobbing excessively. “My own cousin too. ):”