Romeo and Juliet but it’s the hunger games

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Romeo and Juliet but it’s the hunger games
Summary
Uhh… everything happens, lots of fandoms, shitpost so warning ig
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Chapter 7

~ VII ~
When romeo and tybalt arrived back at the white house they were greeted by people getting ready and packing for something. “Erm… according to my calculations…” young sheldon said. “Youve missed a lot.” “Ok.” “Were going to the beach!” everyone said in unison. Hatsune miku walked up to romeo “we’re celebrating the 1980 treaty of vocaloid-america.” oh. Ok Romeo and tybalt immediately got dressed and left for the beach. At the beach romeo changed into his swimsuit https://www.miccostumes.com/Sexy-One-Piece-Swimsuit-Spiderweb-Butterfly-Printed-Hollow-Bathing-Suit-Lace-Up-Swimwear-167221p.html
Juliet was wearing a modest swimsuit, and hatsune miku was wearing an alpha male swimsuit.
“Wow, i love doing the beach!” they all said. Tybalt added “it is so nyan neko kawaii rawr sugoi!” “ok.” they all giggled and jiggled and went and played in the water. “Hahaha! I love volleyball!” romeo said like a submissive omega. “I do too.” said everyone else in the most masculine voice in comparison. Everyone thought he was stupid. But nobody said anything. Except for tybalt. Because tybalt had carnal lust for romeo. I hate fags. “I hate fags” romeo was suddenly startled by the sound that was not in his own head. It was coming from the water. Hanami was emerging to insult them “you're so ugly and ugly and i hate you bad.” Romeo was not really insulted. “And plus you're definitely a feminine bottom.” “WHAT DID YOU SAY.” romeo screamed awkwardly. “Am not!” “Are too.” “Am not!” “are too.” “AM NOT” “are too.” “IM A FUCKING TOP.” “nuh-uh. You're too pathetic to prove it.” “nuh-uh. I'm super alpha and not pathetic. I'll prove whatever I want to prove.” “okay then prove it by participating in the swimsuit contest. Maybe if you and your friends win I'll admit you're not an omega.” “Fine.” romeo ran off to make a plan. “Okay faggots. We have a contest to win. Not you young sheldon, but everyone else.” “I'm not doing that.” miku said and evaporated. “Everybody get supplies recoup at 2pm.” they began scurrying around. Eventually the came back. Romeo installed inflatable boobs in his and Tybalt's swimsuit. They were now ready to participate in the contest. Romeo took his place upon the stage with his friends “wow look at me im so cool and masculine!” romeo said with honkers the size of new mexico. “Im going to beat up a bear after this.” he then attempted to flex his muscles but his arms went down instead of up. Romeo's friends suddenly realized they didnt know why they were friends with Romeo in the first place. So they all left him, feeling momentarily ashamed that they would be friends with that thing. Romeo was alone onstage with his lover Tybalt, who was (almost) equally bad. The judges who appeared to be disgusting old men tallied their scores. Romeo waited. Eventually they announced their winner out of the two contestants “Romeo!” they all said in unison. Romeo imploded with joy at his win. He successfully secured his role of alpha male. Romeo ran off the stage to go and thank the judges. “Thank you for recognizing my masculinity.” “We picked you because you looked the most like a child.” pedophiles. “HEY IDIOT HANAMI GUESS WHO IS AN ALPHA MALE” Everyone on the entire beach laughed. “Look at what you're wearing.” “Yeah! Exactly what an alpha-....oh.” it finally dawned on him how stupid he looked. “I have…inflatable boobs…oh…oh……oh.
Tybalt patted him on the back. “It's okay Romeo. We can go back to the white house and we can really see who's an ... .alpha…(wink wink wink wink)” “Thank you boyfriend.” with that their beach episode concluded. Romeo and Tybalt had hard rough sex. Eventually, the rest of the cast went back home too, because they forgot they were homeless. <3

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