Chapter 6
~ VI ~
This is significantly less hot than what I hoped would happen. Romeo said while strapped to a chair next to Tybalt, something he normally would think is hot. Benjamin franklin, young sheldon, f1nn5ter, marie curie, freddie mercury, juliet, and plane-kun all attended the execution. Hatsune Miku descended from her throne to execute them. She first gave a speech to the audience about all the terrible things Romeo and Tybalt did. Then headphones were given to the soon to be dead. A vocaloid priest did a thing, then Miku pushed the big red button. “I love you.'' Romeo said. “I love you too.” Tybalt replied. It triggered every single Taylor swift song to play at once in 3 seconds. This immediately caused Romeo and Tybalt to combust, their flesh strewn across the room.
Back in hell, bitches! Romeo thought. He was in fact in hell, despite everything he tried to change about himself. Well actually dag nabbit. Romeo thought instead. “Don't worry handsome. I've been here before. And i know just who can help us.” “oh, ok” Tybalt said. Romeo and Tybalt teleported themselves to the family reunion. “Hello andrew, hello stolas.” “hello romeo and his new alpha!” they said in unison “Omegaverse…?” Tybalt asked. “Yes.” “oh… ok.” “Anyway, pals. Can we un-die?” “sorry buddy, hell is forever whether you like it or not. Had your chance to behave better.” “darn. Ok.'' Romeo went outside to greet the rest of the family. They introduced each other when all of a sudden, Scott made his great appearance. “Papito, divine daddy, papa G!” with that chant Romeo and Tybalt ascended into heaven. “Can we be not dead?” “on one condition. You bring me my e-boyfriend so i can meet him irl.” “ok buster.” yippee. They were alive again.
Now they were in the audience of the execution. “Hey baby girl.” Romeo said to Hatsune Miku now that she wasn't a threat. “Bitch what the fuck.” Romeo dragged along Tybalt and the other ones and hatsune miku. They floated with divine power over to the white house, where they took back their fort. ‘No, no no no no. Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people." Romeo ignored her. “Chat, where would god's e-boyfriend live?” finnster replied “they probably live in femboy central, i can take you there. However, it'll cost you.” “ok.” They finnster and romeo and Tybalt went on an epic adventure before they finally arrived. “Finnster. This is just heaven, we're looking for God's boyfriend. Not god.” “ok, idk what to tell you, this is the place.” Romeo and Tybalt got rid of Finnster and went on an epic adventure “I could take you on a better adventure.” Romeo said “into my bed.” “Okay, sounds pretty rad.” Romeo just remembered that hatsune miku took his bed and blew it up when she redecorated the white house. “My bed…..which is right here!” Romeo pointed to a stranger's house. “Ok.” Romeo and Tybalt went inside and found a bed. Soon they were interrupted. A kid was standing in the doorway to his room. He started crying. Romeo and Tybalt left really fast, so fast they accidentally took the sheets and blankets. A phone fell out of the covers. It had a notification from someone called notscott06. “Goddammit. That kid is gods e-boyfriend.” they went back to the house, with the intention to kidnap. “Jakers!” Tybalt said as they saw the kid being literally the devil. “This is so silly and goofy.” Romeo and Tybalt are still in heaven. Quickly Romeo and Tybalt chanted and Scott appeared. “Thanks guys.” that was that. Well. Scott and the devil walked away together. And Romeo and Tybalt took their business back to the white house.