Chapter 5
~ V ~
“So…. this is double death, that's rad." Romeo said as he awoke in a black void. It is lonely there. Romeo and the abyss finally met. Perhaps their meeting was long overdue, perhaps it was just the right moment. Silence. Nothing here but Romeo and his thoughts. Did I make the right choices? Is this really the pinnacle of it all? If I had been better, stayed on the path I was supposed to with Juliet back when all of this began… would it still have ended up this way? Void? Time passes. If time is real anymore. I wish. Romeo thought. I wish I was better, or at least could be forgiven for all I did. I admit being born into the district of bad maidens gave me a rough start, but I could have worked out of it. If only I realized I had the strength to not be a copy of my parents. If only I could start again.
A beam of light dashed Romeo's face through the darkness. “And that is the end of our isolation challenge! That's right! After surviving for 400 hours in this locked room painted with the darkest black paint our friend romeo here receives 1732i91253i25936 thousand dollars!!!!!!!! Are you happy young man????!!!”
“Who are you?”
“thank you all for watching and supporting my videos! Click that red button below the video to get updated when I upload videos. See you next time for surviving for 24 hours inside a nuclear reactor!” Mr Beast faded out of existence leaving only Romeo in the brightly lit hallway. He walked for a while before appearing in front of a stage
“Greetings children, I just got this job where I do the hunger games so I don't know how to do this. I assume somebody will win and maybe i'll give them food. "The prince was still alive…..nevermind. Good riddance. Romeo and juliet were nominated and carted off to a plane. Eventually they made it back to the moon. “Well maybe if gay people weren't so-” Juliet said Romeo stopped plane-kun before he bombed juliet. Maybe we shouldn't. “Oh ok” plane-kun said. “Lets put her in a hungarian prison to rot for her crimes agenst the gays and femboys of the world. F1nn5ter will know what to do with her.” plane-kun and romeo nodded to each other. F1nn5ter’s punishment aided by marie curie ,and freddie mercury, will be way worse than death. They put juliet in the plane and crashed into hungary
“Romeo?” F1nn5ter said, appearing outside of the plane. Plane-kun expelled the homophobic demon that is reborn juliet. She was immediately attracted into the dungeons of the castle. She ran there after hearing there was an abortion protest happening there. Silly Billy juliet. “Why are you alive?” F1nn5ter asked. He was ignored and everyone pretended like nothing happened. “Scientist!!!” F1nn5ter summoned young sheldon. “Aboard.” They hopped on and plane-kun took off. “BOOM” plane-kun yelled as he bombed various people he found in Hungary with the hope of killing them all and winning the hunger games. “Please stop bombing. We’re going to melt the ice caps.”
“ok.” Plane-kun crashed into the white house. “Boom.” everyone was expelled from the plane and fell into the white house “hello, mr president.”
“ok” Joe Biden replied. They spent some time together when all of a sudden Biden gets a call “Leek flavored ice cream? Send it in now.” Biden is immediately trampled by various vocaloids as Miku stands in the back giving orders “This is just like the great femboy war of 1987!!” the prince of Hungary said “HIDE!!!” They all jumped into a very convenient cellar as Hatsune Miku became the dictator of the United states.
“Sir?” that would be white house assistant #1. “Yes, Tis I. The president of the United States.” Romeo replied with, lying Juliet frowned upon romeo. “The bible-” “Jiminy cricket, juliet.” f1nn5ter said, cutting her off. “Maybe romeo should have killed you.”
“what…?” “Mr. president? Please. We have no more time for interruptions. If my calculations are correct the Vocaloid Army will soon have dominated our forces. If we don't act fast, the world as we know it will be changed forever.” from above the cellar they begin to hear Miku’s laughter.
“Sucks for them i guess.” The president(Romeo) says. “Is the ice cream storage still here?” “yes.'' The group gets out the ice cream, and has a picnic. “Sir- Don't you think we should do somethi-” “No.'' After that they had an amazing time consuming as much ice cream as physically possible.
Juliet ate vanilla ice cream, F1n5ter ate mac and cheese ice cream, Romeo ate onion ice cream, and whatever that glob young sheldon ate was not distinguishable. It was just… red. Eventually the red got to young sheldon. “Bazinga!!!” he grew 48 sizes and was about to blow up the emergency cellar.
“Ok.” everyone said as they began to run away very very fast into the secret second cellar which ended up just being outside. “Oh.'' The remaining cast gasped as they saw the world. Everything was pretty dystopian. Miku's face was everywhere, just like Russian propaganda. “Ok. hail miku ig” they all had to immediately flee the country and go back to the hungarian games with new power.
F1nn5ter snapped his fingers and they appeared in the Hungarian wilderness. “Wait…..” romeo questioned “if there are more people here that means more people to fight. That's crazy.” Romeo knew too much. Young Sheldon used the power of science to sedate him. They took him back to the palace dungeons.
When he woke up he was greeted by his other cell-mates. “I literally have no idea why im here.” ember erin lundy said. Benjamin franklin chimed in. “I know why i'm here. Wink wink.” “Ok.” the handsomest man romeo had ever seen said. “Idk.” Romeo had internal conflict.
Believe it or not he was starting to fall in love with Juliet. But this new guy was very very hot. “Hey pal.” Romeo said to the hot guy. “Who are you?” “Tybalt.” oh noes. Juliet will not think this is neko nya kawaii. Tybalt is Juliet's cousin. A w is a w.
“Are you busy after we get out of jail? Wink wink?”
“No…?”
“Wanna go to my place?”
“Where's that?”
“the white house.”
Tybalt stared “ok ig. Wink wink.” Pinkie pie burst through the walls and ran straight through. Huh. Maybe animals don't hate me so much anymore. Romeo thought. The prisoners used the new method of escape to get out.
Are you guys other Hungarian game participants?” “no.” they all said. “Great.” Romeo said “That means I don't have to kill you.” “Sugoi!!” Ms. Lundy slowly backed away until she got back to her classroom. Benjamin Franklin was still shackled to the wall where he belongs, so then Romeo and Tybalt were alone in Hungarian wilderness.
“So. to the white house?” “yes.'' Romeo summoned plane-kun and they flew back into the white house. “Jakers!” The white house was now a teal house. “It's probably fine.'' They both walked into the teal house. “Oh.” Romeo said while losing the favor of Tybalt. “I forgor.'' Miku was the dictator of the United states.
“It's still fine.” They were immediately caught by the vocaloid army and sent to court for their crimes against humanity. The gavel hit the gavel spot. “Court is now in session.” the prosecutor stood up. “I call Romeo to the stand. Are you british?”
“By association, but technically im italian.” “your honor. If you recall our leader stating that she ‘does not talk to British people’ Romeo’s ‘association’ should be enough to qualify for the death penalty.” the gavel hit the gavel thing again. “Ok. I sentence you both to death.”
“Jakers!”