Chapter 4
~ IV ~
Romeo awoke in the underworld “Wowzers this sure is crazy” “Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats and ra-” “Shut the frick up, want to be me!” young sheldon stopped f1nn5ter by interrupting them.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.” they all said in unison as a bunch of neon lights turned on all around them. They were signs for competing diners clubs. Once they saw the signs they all nodded to each other and went in the club with the brightest sign. Except for sheldon because pedophilia is bad. Once they were inside the cloud of people dissipated. Romeo was a magnet flipped the wrong way. He is so maidenless.
All of a sudden the lights turned off, and spotlights were cast upon the stage where there are two poles. The stage awoke to two masked people standing on top of it. “God damn '' Romeo said. He was so maidenless. “This is the most beautiful and creative art form I have ever seen” F1nn5ter said. Juliet's ghost appeared again “Romans 13:13: “let us live honorably as in the day, not in revealing and drunkenness, not in debauchery and licentiousness, not in quarreling and jealousy.” “frick you Juliet.'' Romeo said to the ghost. “Please, sir, we don't have your schizophrenia medication in hell.” “And frick you white house assistant #1” “):” They quarreled so much the show had already ended.
“Can we please go outside by the back door to greet the amazing artists?” F1nn5ter asked. “Ok” everyone else said. They did that. The two dancers exited the door and removed their masks “GASP” the entire cast yelled “Its Stolas the demon and Andrew Tate!!” woah “GASP!! And they are making out!!” They were, in fact, making out. “You all look feminine and submissive and breedable.” said andrew tate “That's my job, but while you're at it, why don't you hang out with us. Besides, it's not safe for omegas out here.” “Nani?” Romeo asked. Romeo obviously didn't read enough fanfiction to understand this. Stolas didn't ask for consent and he did the magic and teleported all of them to their suburban family home in hell.
Andrew gave them a tour of the house. “This is where I live!” “Wtf this is a kitchen?” “Obviously this is where I live! Like a good house-omega-husband!” “Damn you Misogyny!” misogyny flew past. “frick you too romeo!” Animals really hated romeo. “Don't you spend all your time in the kitchen too, romeo? After all you are ‘submissive and breedable’ according to chat gpt! Which makes you an omega like me?” “frick no, Andrew! I know I'm weird and maidenless and all but at least I'm not a freaking omegaverse demon. I have a line and this is it.” “But romeo… you are in fanfiction. You have to like it.” that very moment romeo seemed to teleport to the dingy basement of their house along with f1nn5ter and white house servant #1. Young Sheldon was still upstairs because pedophilia is bad. “Poopoo,” Romeo said. They were all three tortured by Andrew and Stolas for 37752169947 hours until they supported fanfiction.
“anyway! “ Stolas said “let's introduce you to our family! We're going to a family reunion right now actually so you should just tag along! UwU OwO” they all hopped in a car and zoomed away, including Young Sheldon. Eventually they arrived at a large suburban home they got out of the car and walked inside “This is my daughter Donald”
Andrew introduced the group to Donald Trump “Hi, guys!” Donald appeared to be a teen, his outfit consisted of a miku binder, a shirt saying ‘met god, she’s not cool enough to be a president’, and black pants. Suddenly Lemon Demon from the hit music series Lemon Demon appears “Wsg fellow gay people.” “WHY IN THE FREEZE DRIED FLYING AND FRIED FINGERLICKING frick IS LEMON DEMON HERE?” says Romeo. “I am so sorry Romeo but I'm dating your mother now,” says Lemon Demon while possibly being high. “Oh ok.” Romeo said while crying feminine tears because real men don't cry, loser.
They turned back to Donald Trump but he had run away. “Oh ok.” the group kept walking into the family gathering. There were so many famous people at this family reunion in hell! Peppa pig, ben shapiro who was kissing trump in the corner, the weird gay cousin jeffery dahmer, uncle Bakugou. Just then uncle Bakugo yelled “FOOD IS READY COME OUTSIDE” so that's what everyone did. There were more people outside including someone painting. All of a sudden the painter yelled “OH MY GOD IS THAT GOD??” Scott looked down and smiled upon them all, turns out god is named Scott and is related to all the demons at the reunion.
Just then young sheldon started to panic “hey guys maybe we should go now??” “yeah” finnster said “I dont have the best reputation with god” “yeah me neither” romeo agreed. They all bolted away top speed, that's when they bumped into Amber Heard. She was here after attempting to summon a demon to help her in court. She accidentally traded places. “my dog- my dog- beeeeeeeeeeeee” oh no, amber the robot was malfunctioning, and exploded and double killed the main cast. “Bazinga!” young sheldon said smartly as the others cursed like sailors (tess)