Chapter 3
~ III ~
Hi, I’m Romeo and my life is kinda crazy! I know I know! You must be thinking this is going to be the same old coming-of-age with a Shakespeare twist. You're probably tired of it, i'm tired of it too, heck we’re all probably tired of it at this point. But that's not what I brought you here to talk about.
My life is pretty insane, I'm literally sitting in the white house right now about to push a button to nuke Hungary. You must be thinking ‘what? How are you the president and more importantly, What did Hungary do??’ Well I'm so glad you asked because that's exactly what I'll be explaining in this story.
“Mr. President! Please stop talking into the void! We can't get your prescriptions on the battlefield!” Romeo winked into the non-existent camera. He was schizophrenic. Romeo walked over to his servant. “Are we ready to say goodbye to Europe forever?” “what?” ‘Give me The Button.’ the servant obliged.
Romeo is about to push the button when all of a sudden the ruler of Hungary breaks through the door. ‘Nuh uh.’ F1nn5ter says. Romeo doesn't care. He is about to push the button when all of a sudden the ghost of Juliet shows up. ‘Nuh uh.’ Romeo doesn't care, he pushes the button and nukes are sent to hungary. The nukes destroy Europe as well as hungary. ‘Noooooo Not my femboy factory palace!!!’ F1nn5ter yells. ‘Hey. it's okay pal. I only nuked everything. Plus I got out all the important people before I slaughtered them all UwU.’
Speaking of important people, it is at this moment when young Sheldon bursts through the door to the oval office. It is now crowded. ‘According to my calculations the nuke you set off sent heat waves into the arctic and melted all the ice caps. All of the United States will be covered with water in 5 minutes.’ Romeo and F1nn5ter reply in unison, ‘Jakers!!! Nyaa~ uwu!!” Juliet's ghost says “A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this’ therefore he sent a floo-” “shut the frick up. This is why you're a ghost and didn't get into heaven.”
Juliet angrilly licked his head and disappeared. “Sir, please I'm sorry we cannot get your medication.” Five minutes have already passed and Romeo did nothing to save himself. Idiot. Water rushed into the continent and eventually began filling up the white house “....Jakers.. Wait, Over there in the distance controlling the water? What is that, is that perhaps…. Callmehbob using water powers from her hit roblox game Royale High?” “Please sir there's nothing- Holy crap its a roblox character what the frick? Am I Schizophrenic too?”
Another figure appears “Is that… Elsa? Fighting her? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.” the oval office got in the way of their fight and died. “Oh no.” they all said in unison as they died and got transported into the underworld.