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They plummeted back to earth and landed in the woods in Hungary. The plane expelled Romeo and flew away very fast. Romeo was immediately attacked by naked mole rats, blobfish, monkfish, aye-aye, viperfish, etc. all attacked him. All the animals had daddy issues. Wtf romeo. “Aah.'' Romeo said. Luckily, just in time, a squeaky buff guy with facial hair and a tiny hat jumped out of the woods. “Dang.'' Romeo said, staring at him. Romeo was so maidenless. The buff man picked up Romeo and carried him away. He hit Romeo a couple of times because Romeo is a psychopath. But Romeo was weird about it and moaned, so buff-man refrained.
Buff-man ran through the woods trying to avoid any animals because they all. Hated. Romeo. And buff-man was not a fan of spiders, nor was he a fan of romeo. Eventually, after fending off the offended creatures, they came upon a cliff-side villain layer. Buff-man threw romeo inside, “daddy no!~ don't lweave me hewe awl awone!!~” romeo said cutely and shyly as buff-man shut the door. Once the door was shut, Buff-man ran away to his wife and kids and cried. Wtf romeo. “Oh noar! I'm so sad and powerless and lonely in this dark castle dungeon. I hope no-one finds me~ UwU nya rawr. Suddenly, F1nn5ter appears from the darkness. “What the frick, romeo? Why is everyone from Verona like this?” uh oh spaghettios romeo thought. This is not some clan of buff, shiny men like Romeo had thought, this was the palace of Hungary. "Oh, shiitake mushrooms.” f1nn5ter stared at Romeo in disgust. “I thought I banned you because of the animals. I'm so tired of you doing this kind of stuff! Guards! Pls.'' Suddenly, Marie Curie and Freddy Mercury appeared from the darkness. All of a sudden Romeo's vision became dark as he screeched “mommie daddy~~ Ngh~ "
When Romeo awoke, he was in the White House dressed in programming socks, a black miniskirt, and kitty gaming headphones while holding a blajah. “Nya Rawr'' he said before covering his mouth with his hands in surprise, “UwU!” AH man, he thought. I can only talk in femboy. “OwO?” he said cutely as the president walked in. “Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó! Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling Wǒ hěn xǐ huān bing chilling Dàn shì "sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ" bǐ bing chilling sù dù yǔ jī qíng, sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ Wǒ zuì xǐ huān Suǒ yǐ xiàn zài shì yīn yuè shí jiān Zhǔn bèi Yī, èr, sān” “NANI? OWO NYA RAWR!!!” Romeo yelled as Joe Biden attacked him, thinking that Romeo was ice cream. Biden fell just short of Romeo and died of old age. “UwU!!” Romeo was overjoyed. Just then another person walked into the room, “Please Mr president? The country of Hungary is threatening to attack based on the fact that we are holding one of their prisoners here for safety. What do we do?” uh oh, that's me. Romeo turned around and said, “Bomb them. OwO UwU Foothills of the Himalayas."“Alright sir.” Romeo was the president now, I guess.