THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : People.
Sev : People.
Sev : People.
Sev : PEOPLE. RESPOND TO ME.
Lily : Everything fine. Sev why are you acting like you are dying.
Remus : Great question, what happened Sevy.
Sev : Wait wrong group chat, sorry.
Please act like you have seen nothing.
Sirius : It’s going to be very difficult whit all the noise that you made Snape. What happened.
Sev : Nothing that any of you should know.
Sev : Cas, you ass the girl with whom I’m co-parenting a bunch of kid. Could you tell me not to do anything stupid.
Here are the things I’m considering.
1 - killing my father.
2 - going to my best friend house and kissing her. WITCH HAS A BF - WITH BRIGHS ME TO THE THIRD POINT.
3 - respond to the very risky text that Potter send me days ago and that I wasn’t drunk enough to have the courage to respond to.
Cas.
Cas.
Cas.
Cas.
Cas.
CAS WHY AREN’T YOU RESPONDING. YOU BITCH - IT’S GOING TO BE VERY IMPORTENT FOR THE NEXT’S DAY OF MY LIFE. RESPOND TO ME ANNOYING GIRLS.
MARAUDERS.
Sirius : James I know that you are a whore, but Snape really ?
Peter : Also while you are dating the girl of yours dreams…
I’m really disappointed.
James : Please don’t be, I don’t want to disappoint you. 😭
And i dont know what happened I was drunk and he send me a selfie and I couldn’t stop to think about the fact that I wanted to kiss him and do others things to him. 🥵
Remus : To much information, bitch, to much informations.
James : So you are telling me that if Pads, sends you a text like that, you wouldn’t lose your mind.
Remus : Yes, I would. 🥵
Sirius : I’m blushing.
Peter : And I’m diguested.🤮
PETER AND JAMES.
James : Do you want to talk about it.
Peter : Never.
James : Fine suffer in silence.
Peter : I will. 👍
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : fINE bitch, I’m just going to sleep. You whore you are fuckingv that Gryffindor girl again ? Why ? Why, can’t you do something about muy pathetic life ?
Night.
Peter : Well that was intense. What do you guys think we should do…
Remus: I don’t know and don’t want to be part of this conversation.
Lily : Love when you wake up. Do you want to talk about it or that we just act like nothing about this ever happened ?
ALSO POTTER WE NEED TO TALK !!!
Peter : You should run, James. Like very rapidly.
Jam : I’m nnnot scared of Lily.
Remus : Stop being an idiot, James, and run.
Sirius : If you don,t survive I will tell mom that you loved her.
Jams : Fine (just because I want to be able to see mom again.)
- Lily please, don’t kill me.
Lily : I just think we need to talk about the fact that you wrote to MY BEST FRIEND, while we are DATING - with a message that I DON’T WANT YOU TO SEND TO SOMEONE WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, JAMES POTTER.
SERIOUSLY !
Sirius : Siriusly ?
Lily : doN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY, SIRIUS BLACK. I WILL KILL YOU. 🗡️
Peter : All those idiots are sorry - please doN,t kill them.
Also, Lily and James have a conversation with Swverus when he wakes up.
Sirius: Swverus
Remus : Swverus
James : Swverus
James : Swverus
James : Swverus
Peter : Lily please kill him. 🗡️
Lily : I will.
SLYTHERINS ( THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev : Cas i did something stupid I’m fearing for my life.
Cas : what have you done bitch it’s only 9 in the morning ?
Sev sends screenshots.
Cas : Why sev, jyst why.
Also Males not a Gryffindor whore.
Reg : Males - since when she’s Males.
Panda : I’m deciding that I’m caling her Males for know one.
Marls : I’m insulted Severus you think I’m a whore but you are the one that was talking to kiss to people while you were drunks you ass off.
Sev : I mean sure. But sure, but sure.
Barty : Did you kill your father ?
Sev : not that I know off. Maybe I should go shcekc.
Marls changed her name to Males
Males : From now one I am nows as Males. And nobody can change that.
Reg : Sure I can. vERY SIMPLE.
Cas don’t likke your news anme.
Cas : That’s not true, I l9kme it.
Reg : Do you truly ?
Males : yES she does.
Reg : No she doesn’t.
Sev : Father isn’t in the house. I’m texting ily
Barty : You’re texting ily
Hahha - because she’s the girl you love
Sev : I will kill you Crunch
Barty : You wouldn’t.
seV : LOOK at me.
And tell me that I wouldn’t kill you.
You can’t, can’t you ?
LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : Hi, Lily’s do you know where my father is.
Lily : No. Why ?
Something happened.
Sev : I can’t find him and I did talked about murdering him.
So…
Lily : So…
We can look into the neighbhood if you want.
Even if I think that the asshole doesn’t merit it.
Sev : No it’s fine. Thanks, either way.
Lily : We should talks about it.
Sev,
Sev, sev come fucking back here.
Sev
SLYTHERINS ( THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev : I’m going to die and Lily Evans is going kill me.
Males : You will and I will be very happy about it.
Sev : Please shut up.
Evan : I just decided that I accept your girlfriend - she’s a becoming a true Slytherin.
Males : Thanjs you. Thank you.
Cas : Malrs please care that my best friend and co-parent is going to die.
Males : I will not.
Evan : That was dry. I finally understand what Cas fells when we don’t do stupid shit. I’M A PROUD PARENT.
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Lily : Severus Snape respond to me right now.
You can’t ignore my indefently.
I know where you live.
Peter : It,s going to be fine. Just let him breath and decide what he wants to do first.
Lily : SHut up Pettigrew.
Sirius : Don’t talk like this with himm.
JAMES AND SIRIUS.
James : Seriously.
Sirius : Seriusly ?
James : i will kill you.
You know what I am talking to you about.
Sirius : NO I DO NOT.
James : HYes you do. Tell me why don’t you say anything to him. You are breaking his heart.
Sirius : He doesn’t like me like that AND he doesn’t like Remus like that.
Why would I do this. Tell me why wouyd I do this.
James : yOu are all so fucking stupid,.
Sirius : That’s not true.
And you aren’t ?
James : You have a point.
Sirius : I always have a point… I,m wonderful like that.
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Remus : As much I love you Lily. You really have to chill and takes respirations.
JAMES AND PETER.
Peter : I’m definitely being delusional right.
But are defending me because THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH ME.
James : Sure…
Peter : WHAT DO YOU KNOW POTTER.
James : Nothing
Peter : I don’t believes you.
James : So don’t believes me.
Peter : Fine.
But you better not being lying to me.
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Lily : Severus Tobias Snape - I will take my basket bat and beat the shit off you. If you don’t tell where you are right now !
SLYTHERINS ( THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev : It was a pleasure knowing all of you.
Reg : I can’t say it was the same thing
Evan : SAME SHIT FOR ME. SORRY,.
Males : Die well, Snape.
Barty : You won’t be missed.
Panda : Do the extreme thing, tell her where you are.
For the plot…
Evan : Think about all the people I could pull by saying that my friend was tragectly killed. And how he was so young.
Barty : Mean, I am not enough for you.
Evan : no. you never were.
Cas : i can’t deal with anyone of you… Don,t die Sevy, please.
Sev : i WILL BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU CALLED Me Sevt
sevy.
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : You will never find me.
Lily : Swings ?
Sev : Swings.
Lily : I’m coming for you.
James : Lils let the bat here.
Lily : Don’t want to.
Remus : Lily ?
Lily : Fine
James : Wha the hell, Mooney. Why does she respect you more than me. I’m here boyfriend.
Remus : And I grow up with her.
Sev : Exacly, Potter. You will never now her as well as I do.
MARAUDERS.
James : Is it preocupating that I find Sev being mean with me hot.
Sirius : Yes and the worst is that you don’t have any issues to say that it’s their fault.
Peter : You’re just a weird ass person. Potter.
James : Don’t call me, Potter I’m going to cry.
Remus : THye are right. You are weird. You should be studied by an very eccentric people scientific that sudies people relationships…
Peter : One of those that only work on one people each year…
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : Now, Evans come find me. For god sake.
SLYTHERINS ( THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev : I can see Lily. She’s going to kill me…
Reg : Die well, my beloved. See you in hell.
MARAUDERS.
James : What do you think that is happening.
What do you think that Lily and Sev are doing.
Peter : Proably kissing.
Remus Or fighting.
James : Either way. It’s hot and I fell left out.
Sirius : Sometimes - I ask myself with one of us comes form a very complicated family.
SLYTHERINS (THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev : Wait, she just kissed me. Like a full snog and she’s not durnk. What the hell is happening.
Cas : Stop lokking into your cell and listing to the conversation.
LILY AND JAMES.
James : Whas you doing send me a picot.
Picture. What is a picot ?
Pretty please….
Lily sends a picture of Lily and Sev snogging by the swings.
Lily : I’m going to talk to him about darting us.
James : Seriusly. You would do that ?
You want that ?
Lily : Of course. Why would’t I ?
James : Well you didn’t seem super happy about me texting sev yesterday.
Lily : Well that was because we didn’t talk about it before you fuckoing idiot.
See you soon, love you.
James : Love you too, women of my life.
SLYTHERINS (THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev : So I’m not dead. And I’m think I’m dating Lily.
Reg : To bad, I really wanted you to die. Like a lot. Very much…
Males : Same shits for me…
Cas : We are all very happy that you are in life and that you are dating Lily, my love.
Panda : Very true… We are very happy for you.
Barty : That’s very true…
Very much…
Reg : Sure we where all sure that it would happen but how cares.
BTW - I WANT THE MONEY TODAY. PEOPLE. NOW….
Males : I hate you Black.
And I hate myself Marlene. But I still want my money - it’s mine and I merit it everything I did for Lily and Potter to make a move…
Males : yOU CHEATED ?
Reg : Of course, I did. I’m a Slytherin - my love it’s like that that your house work…
Sev : i DON,T CARE BUT THIS. BUT can we talk about how my girlfriend is so pretty and smart.
Males : Shut up, sNAPE. Nobody cares.
Sev : Mean.
I’m proud off you.
Males : Thanks.
Cas : Either way, my gf is better.
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : I’m very glad that I’m now dating you Lily.
Lily : Me too angel. ❤️
Me too. ❤️
James : Does that means I’m dating not only women very hot, but also a very hot men as partners ?
Lily : Yes, jam that’s exactly what it means.
Sev : Oh nice…
HA - Not only I go the pretty and smart girlfriend. I have the idiot and very very very hot boyfriend.
Sew me Meadowes. But I think it means that I WIN. BITCH.
Lily : Angel, again it’s the bad group chat.
Sev : Oh, well how cares….
SLYTHERINS (THEIR HONORARY SLYTHERIN) AND THAT GRYFFINDOR.
Sev sends screenshots.
Sev : LIKE I SAID I WIN BITCH.
Cas : No because Males is always going to be better than anyone else.
Males : Awww thanks my love.
Cas : You’re welcome.
Reg : pEOPLE IN LOVE, horrible.
Wants to meet tonight - we could go to that place you were talking about.
Barty : I’m sorry how was that for.
Reg : Nobody.
Sev : Well nobody’s going to fucking die. I don’t fuckinf care how it is…
Evan : I will joint.
Panda : And I’m going to cover Reg’s eyes when it happens…
Very impotent point,
Sev : i’M GOING TO TAKE lILY’S Bat I’ll be back..
Panda : Sure that’s what you are going to dooo.
JAMES AND PETER.
James : Now it’s your turns.
Peter : Never.
James : You don’t have a choice.
Peter : Don,t believes you.
James Wekl that’s your problem.
THE MARAUDERS AS WELL AS LILY AND SEVERUS.
Sev : BTW - My father is dead. Pretty sure it was me.
Oh well.