r/advice (NSFW) How Do I Convince my Friend’s to Do a Threesome? (Plus Update)

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r/advice (NSFW) How Do I Convince my Friend’s to Do a Threesome? (Plus Update)

Daminette part 2

Part 2 to the Daminette

During the day, Marinette and Damian have been receiving tweets, text and phone calls nonstop. As much as they love to see how it unfold some more, it kept bugging them. They decided on muting everyone to get peace and quiet. During that quiet time, Marinette decided to take a good nap to relieve all the stress.

An hour into it, her alarm started to blare causing her to groan. With a low sigh, Marinette stood up and walked to the living room. Upon entering, she saw something she wished she never saw. Looking to the scene, she noticed Damian arguing with Jason and Tim while Dick, Bruce, Alfred, and Selina were talking with each other,

She was going to say something, but the sound to the door opening caught her off guard. Coming in was- oh shit. Jon with his parents along with Diana. Her mind had two options; go in and talk with the oh so lovely people or run away and lock herself in her bedroom.

Going with the second option, she quickly turned on her heels to run but a voice called to her. "Finally Pixie is awake. Get your beautiful ass over here!" Jason called over. Turning around, she saw Damian throw a fork at him. "What the fuck did you say about her ass?"

Marinette ran to her fiance and placed her hand on his shoulder to prevent him from killing Jason. "Now, tell us what the hell is happening." Tim demanded and forced the two down. She noted how Bruce and Selina had a neutral expression as well as Aflred. The others, however, were looking at them as if they murdered someone.

Before opening her mouth, she saw how Tim, Jason and Dick had some bruises scattered throughout their faces. "What happened to you guys?" she asked them as her eyes scanned them more. Dick looked down while Jason cleared his throat. "Well you see... we got held up... by thieves?" Tim responded which sounded more of a question.

"You idiot now you made it seem like a lie." Jason rolled his eyes as he hit the back of Tim's head. "Well it is a lie you dumb ass."

"I'll tell it since you bozo's are too scared," Dick shook his head, "Well you see, it's quite funny actually. Let's just say, never and I mean never cuss at Alfred. My life flashed before my eyes." he shuttered at the thought.

Marinette nodded her head in understanding before morphing into confusion, "So, he beat you guys senselessly which resulted in multiple bruises?" 

Silence roamed the air for a fair minute before Jason spoke up, "Nope, his glare, which was deadly and can cause one to be six feet under ground in seconds, caused us to run away. But then these idiots trampled over me which resulted us to fight each other. Of course I won."

With him saying that, the three started to bicker. Damian sighed internally as he muttered something about wishing he could be drowning in a river? Marinette didn't quite catch that. 

"Guys, they are trying to save time," Tim cut the two others off and turned to them, "Now, tell what the hell is going on."

Marinette internally groaned as her eyes darted around the room and seeing the other's looking at her curiously. "Uhm, well, we're getting married. That's wh- wait a minute," she looked to Diana, "I don't mean to come off as disrespectful considering your mother was a previous Ladybug holder, but how did you find out about this?"

Diana laughed as she shook her head, "I may be new to all of your technology, but I do have Twitter, thanks to Selina, and there is a hashtag- wait is that what you guys call it- going around with your guys' name." Ok, so it was a lie. She still didn't know how to handle a phone. Hell, she still found it hard taking pictures. But, lying is ok. Sometimes.

 

Diana was off in a meeting with other diplomats when she got a message from Green Lantern. After excusing herself, she walked out to read it. 'EMERGENCY MEETING. SOS.' her heart began to beat rapidly as she ran inside to tell her colleges that she had to go. 

Once they allowed her dismissal, Diana got into her car and drove off to their tower. As soon as she was in, her eyes saw the team members. Some were sitting and others were pacing around the room. But, they all had frantic looks. Upon seeing their state, Diana ran toward them, "What is happening? What's the emergency?" she asked. 

Green Lantern stopped walking and looked at her. "This." he said as he pointed to the large screen. Turning around, she saw many words across it. In the corner there was a blue bird which was cute to her. "What's there to look at except the tiny cute bird?"

"Just read it, Diana." Green Lantern instructed her. She nodded her head and scanned the screen. Three words popped out to her 'Damian' 'Marinette' and 'engaged'. She looked again to see if there was some type of emergencies, but she couldn't find any.

"I don't see anything that's wrong. All I see is that Damian and Marinette are getting engaged." Diana shrugged her shoulders. Green lantern rolled his eyes as he walked closer to her, "That's the problem, D."

"What?"

"The little brat is getting engaged. Can you believe it?"

Diana shook her head, "No, I don't really see the problem. Shouldn't we be happy for them?"

"But he's getting married. Before Me!"

"You have a wife, Green."

He turned around and glared at Aqua Man, "Oh shut up. Why don't you go back swimming with the fishes?" Turning his attention back to Diana, "As I was saying before an idiot interrupted me- what was it?- oh ya. The brat is getting married! Can you believe it?"

Diana sighed as she rubbed her temples slowly, "So, you're telling me that there is no emergency and no one is dying, correct?" Green lantern nodded his head as a smile appeared over his features, "Are you guys fucking crazy!?! I had to leave an important meeting for- for this!?"

Everyone in the room looked at her sheepishly, "Yes."

 

"So yes, I saw on twitter about the whole thing." Diana smiled at the couple. Marinette nodded her head before looking to the others. "Why can't you guys just leave?" Damian asked as he let out a whine. Jason smirked as he draped a lazy around Tim, "Well, seeing as our baby brother is going to get hitched before us, we gotta know how the fuck this happened."

Marinette felt Damian wrap his arm around her waist. She snuggled into him closer as he let out a long, peaceful sigh for the fifth time. "We didn't want to tell you guys beca-" her words were cut off by the ring of the doorbell. Jon held out his hand to stop her and mouthed 'I got this'

Standing up, he opened the door, revealing the people Marinette did not want to see at the moment. "Out of my way." she heard a voice say. In came Chloe, Adrien, Alya, Nino, Jagged Stone and Penny.

"No, why are you guys here?" Marinette groaned and stuffed her face in Damian's chest. "Don't you dare give me that attitude young miss. It is your fault we're here anyways. Now spill, Dupain-Cheng." Chloe sneered. She had a point, Marinette admitted, but she'll never tell them. 

"I can't believe my honorary niece could do this to me! That is so not rock in roll." Jagged Stone said as his tone changed into a sad voice. Marinette felt a pang of hurt as she realized how much it affected them. "Look," Damian said as he drawled in their attention, "we did it for a reason. Drake, Todd and Grayson, you guys make a big deal of everything. If we were to tell you that we are dating you guys would've made fun of us with all of your stupid teasing.

"We only told Alfred because, let's admit it, he can keep a secrete. So of course we only told him."

Marinette nodded her head along with him and added in, "We didn't want the risk of the public knowing that we both were dating. When we became friends and told you guys not to post about us, for some reason y'all didn't hear and the next day the whole world knew about us.

"So, yeah, we are sorry for not telling you guys. But we put a lot of thinking into it. We love you guys but sometimes we just want to keep to ourselves. You know?" she finished and looked around. Most of them had an understanding look and nodded their heads. 

For a while, no one said anything. The silence was so thick that it could be cut with a knife. It wasn't awkward, no it was peaceful. "We understand you guys," Bruce says as he places his hand on Selina's thigh. "And we are sorry for coming across as that. Right, boys?"

Jason, Tim, and Dick nodded their head and looked down. "So, no hard feelings?" Marinette asked as she gave them a shy smile. They all nodded their heads except Chloe. "I will forgive you... IF I am your maid of honor."

"Oh hell no." Alya spoke up, "There is no way in fucking hell I'm letting that happen. If anyone is the maid of honor, it's me!"

"Bitch you wish. I've known her longer than you, so back off you scummy little fox!"

Alya glared at her and lunged forward, tackling her to the ground. Jason rolled his eyes, "Girls theses days. They can't seem to agree on anything. Like, it's really obvious that I'm gonna be Demon Spawn's best man. See? Mission solved."

Tim, Dick and Jon started to laugh. "Very funny, loud mouth, if anyone is the brat's best man it's me." Tim chuckled. 

"You're wrong, dumb ass, I am his favorite brother so it's only fair that I'm the best man." Dick smiled and playfully, but seriously, hit both of the on the back of their heads. 

"All three of you guys are wrong," Jon started, "As his friend and only friend, I think it's rather obvious that I'm the best man."

Soon, the four of them were engaged in an argument. Damian and Marinette just started into space as they regretted everything in their life, except, of course, meeting each other. The room was filled with noisy arguments while the other's tried calming them down.

The noise of the door bell ringing caused everyone to stop and freeze in place. Marinette stood up and walked to the door. Before opening it, she looked through the peep hole. When seeing who was there, she crouched down in fear.

Many options were roaming in her head. She was about to die and she knows it. Her death will be in the hands of the most dangerous woman in the world. Hell, even Hawkmoth was scared of her. Who wouldn't be? "Pixie, who's there?"

Looking to them with fear in her eyes, she slowly chocked out the words that she was too scared to say out loud. "Mama Cheng is out there."