partyy
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(19:03) now that shower was just ORGASMIC
(19:05) Tmi.
(19:06) i cant help it that i'm descriptive
(19:07) Why did it take you 50 minutes to shower?
(19:08) i like to take my time
(19:10) Oh yeah?
(19:11) nice and slow
(19:13) This is sounding oddly like a sext.
(19:13) i would never flirt with a taken man
(19:14) Taken?
(19:15) i thought you and lily were dating hah
(19:16) LMAO Shes gonna lose her shit at this
(19:16) hey!! don't bully me
(19:17) you might have denied the mistress' allegations but you do spend a lot of time together…
(19:21) I just showed her this and she said she likes you more than she likes me.
(19:22) And not that it's any of your business, but I am gay.
(19:23) tell her i love her
(19:24) She said she loves you more. I am going to die.
(19:25) dont be jealous babe, yk ur my only love ;)
(19:26) Shouldn't you be getting ready for a party?
(19:25) thank you for reminding me!
(19:25) i will do my hair.. and then u can pick my outfit okay bye!
(19:26) I will try my best to choose the best option.
(19:48) hair? on point
(19:48) eyeliner? popping
(19:48) body? naked help me
(19:50) Lily wants to help as well. Behave yourself.
(19:51) yes sir ;)
(19:52) Already not behaving.
(19:53) i will be under control! now hurry it starts in an hour!!!
(19:54) Does it take you an hour to get dressed?
(19:54) next question!
(19:56) Lets get started then.
(19:57) okay so pants theres a few options
(19:59) bell bottom jeans, baggy jeans, or just some black pants
(20:00) Hmmm I thinmaojhsdk
(20:00) REMUS THINKS BELL BOTTOMS ARE HOTJMLNB
(20:01) is that so.. remus ;)
(20:05) I am going to murder Lily.
(20:06) should i be scared REMUS
(20:06) Oh shut up will you?
(20:07) guess we are going with the bell bottoms then ;)
(20:08) Lets move on then.
(20:09) good idea REMUS!
(20:09) shirt options here we go
(20:10) fitted long sleeve black shirt, cropped rolling stones shirt, orrrrr a flowy button up black shirt
(20:10) This is a hard decision.
(20:11) well which do you think is the hottest remus
(20:12) Ignoring your message, the council (me, lily, and padfoot) have decided on the button up.
(20:12) very well then!
(20:13) Is that all?
(20:16) i have put on some cowboy boots, a nice belt, and my leather jacket and i am ready to partayyyy!!!!!!!!!!
(20:18) Me, Lily, and Mary have put on a movie, got some snacks, and are ready to party!
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(20:20) never took you for a smoker remus
(20:20) whos mary? you really get it with the ladies dont ya remus?
(20:21) You don't know me
(20:21) And Mary is our friend.
(20:22) i will try not to take offence to that!
(20:22) Truth hurts babe.
(20:23) babe??? take me on a date first remus!!
(20:23) Har har.
(20:23) When does your party start anyways?
(20:24) people should start arriving in like 15 minutes
(20:24) What are you doing in the meantime?
(20:24) helping prongs make some punch and decorating the brownies
(20:25) Who is prongs? I am hoping this is one of your stupid nicknames. Someone save them.
(20:26) you crack me up
(20:26) What type of brownies?
(20:26) special ;)
(20:27) And why are you decorating them?
(20:27) i like making things look pretty
(20:27) marking them up so people know they are mine
(20:28) Are you even talking about brownies anymore?
(20:28) thats for me to know and you to find out
(20:29) Also you never answered my question
(20:29) i JUSt said thats for me to know
(20:30) Oh god. I meant the other one. Who the fuck is prongs?
(20:30) hahaha ive like never heard u curse
(20:31) Answer before I have to go. Lily is almost done making us mac and cheese.
(20:32) prongs is james, aka my bestfriend, aka my non biological brother, aka my soulmate
(20:32) Soulmate huh?
(20:33) platonic ofc, i wouldnt say hes my brother AND my soulmate
(20:33) that would be too close to home
(20:34) I am going to pretend I understand your joke.
(20:34) remus remus remus were you jealous??
(20:34) Lily should've never told you my name.
(20:35) i am taking that as a yes!
(20:36) Wait quick I need a movie I was supposed to be picking one.
(20:36) ahhhh im stressed uhuhuhuhuh FUCK
(20:36) Please.
(20:37) aghhhhhh uhhh
(20:37) little women!
(20:38) Its no use Jo.
(20:38) that is the most attractive thing you have ever done
(20:38) MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!
(20:56) James?
(20:57) noooOO silly my biological brother!!
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(21:01) Whos that?
(21:01) prongsie boy!!!
(21:03) Looks like one happy chap.
(21:09) he ALWAYS HAPPY!!!! AHHH
(21:30) Why are you screaming?
(21:32) u take so long to respond!!!!!!!!!1!11q1q laurie can wait i nede u right now
(21:32) my brother is finyally gretiing drink!
(21:35) Is he really?
(21:36) nOPe but my favoirte frien d of his is!!
(22:24) Great. Me and my friends are going to get drunk now too.
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(22:27) Lmao is that Barty
(22:29) 0w0 HOW DO YOU KNWO BARTY
(22:34) We are friends.
(22:36) UGH i would ashu hinm about th emysterious rehmus but he disqpearred with thgat guy
(22:39) Classic Barty.
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(22:51) i am on MUSIC duty hahahahaha duty ewww
(22:53) Do a good job.
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(02:26) night REMUSSSSS
(02:26) shhhhhh
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Sunday, August 11th
(15:23) He begged me not to send any photos of him so I am. However, I am being tame. So, he cannot get mad.
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