Ridiculous

Once upon a time- Okay, absolutely not.

Some time very long ago, technically twenty years but whose counting? Euphemia married Fleamont Potter in front of five thousand of their closest friends, too many friends if you asked Regulus.

Instead of being a normal couple and going on a sweet honey moon around different kingdoms the Potters decided to be special and they made the state of Hogwarts. All the people who were interesting got thrown into a new island called The Deathly Hallows. 

There was no magic on the Hallows island and there was a magic barrier keeping them from, well, everyone else. 

The Hallows is where me and my (rather annoying) interesting friends live. Again, no magic, no internet, and no way out, or at least that's what we thought.

You'll meet the interesting people soon, but before you do that you have to know how it all happened. 

James

It was another day and more things to do as prince. Don't get James wrong he absolutely loves being prince, but there's a shit ton of responsibilities and new weight on his shoulders that comes with the title. 

His coronation is soon so he unfortunately has to get fitted for a suit. James hates wearing fancy clothes like suits. He'll tolerate it of course, but that's just because he has to. 

The suit he is going to be wearing has a redread jacket with red pants and a plain white undershirt that he has a very strong urge to paint a lion on even though he has no artistic ability whatsoever. 

He had this power since he became prince as one…rule I guess that he could do. He had finally decided on what he would do only a couple days ago, so now, it was time to bite the wand head on and tell his parents.

His mum and dad walked into the room arm in arm. His mum was wearing a red button up shirt with black pants and comfortable shoes. Her short brown hair fell perfectly on her shoulders. While his dad was wearing a red and yellow suit and black dress shoes and his crown. 

His dad wears fancy things like suits and stuff all the time and James doesn't know how he can do it. 

“Wow James, can you believe you'll be king in a month? You're so young, you shouldn't do it” His dad said and Effie hit his arm.

“He is sixteen, he is perfectly old enough” She said, took off the crown on Monty's head and put it on the table.

“I still think it's far too young. I didn't make a good decision until I was, twenty-five” Monty said. 

Effie fell into step with him and rolled her eyes. “That says a lot about your character doesn't it?” 

James laughed and then decided that now was the time to do it. 

“Mum, dad, I've made my first proclamation” 

Effie smiled and crossed her arms. “Don't keep us waiting!” She said excitedly. 

James really hopes this is the right idea. “I've decided that the children on the Isle of the Deathly Hallows,” He took a deep breath. “be given a chance to live here, on Hogwarts” 

Effie continues smiling but Fleamont looks as if you just slapped him. 

“Just hear me out dad. I look out my window and all I see is a giant island that's cloudy, and sad. It's not the kid's fault, their parents are the ones that are evil”

“The children of our enemies, the children of the people who hurt us?” Monty said, pointing out of the window. 

“Well, we only thought of a few at first, the ones who I think could use the most help” Effie nodded encouragingly. “I have already chosen the children”

“Oh, have you?” Monty said with skepticism in his voice.

Effie's smile faded and she pushed his shoulder. “Fleamont, I gave you a second chance it's about time we at least give the children a second chance” Effie looked back at James. “Who are the children's parents dear?”

James took a deep breath then exhaled. “Blue Lestrange. Ara Meadowes. Bartemious Crouch Sr. And Walburga Black”

The suitor dropped the box he was holding when James said that and Fleamont immediately started yelling. “Walburga? She is the most evil villain on that island James!” 

“Dad please just-”

“I will not be listening to this anymore. They are guilty of crimes so bad I cannot bring myself to say!” 

“Dad,the children did nothing! It was their parents that did it! The kids deserve to live normally! Don't you think they deserve a chance?” 

Monty looked from James, to the ground to Effie and then was very interested in the ground after he saw the look on Effie's face. After a few moments of silence Monty looked up at James again and nodded slightly. 

“I suppose you are right, the children didn't do anything” Monty nodded and turned to leave, heading for the door again. 

Effie walked over to James and grabbed his hands. She smiled at him and kissed his hands. “I'm proud of you dear” 

James smiled as his parents left and he turned to look out of the window again. 

Regulus

Regulus was painting the Black family crest in the brick wall outside when Dorcas joined him and they started walking. 

People ran in other directions as the two walked past.

Regulus turned to Dorcas. “They say I'm trouble, they say I'm bad, they say I'm evil and that makes me glad” Regulus pushes people out of their way so they can walk past and Dorcas grabs Regulus' hand dragging him over to some poles on the roof of something that is a lot like an arch. 

They begin climbing the walls and on top of some tunnels. “A dirty no good” Dorcas starts. “Down to the bone, your worst nightmare can't take me home” 

Regulus and Dorcas run to where Barty is and drag him over to the top of a bus where other people that Barty and Regulus often flirt with are. 

Barty walks on the top of the bus with Regulus and Dorcas close behind him. “So I got some mischief in my blood” Barty crouches down to another person's level, grabbing their jaw and pulling them very close before grabbing the apple out of their hand and walking away. 

“Can you blame me? I ain't ever got no love” Barty jumps off the bus and Regulus and Dorcas snicker before jumping off with him. 

They ran into Pandora who was climbing out of a window. She sighs. “They think I'm callous” Pandora sneakily grabs a scarf out of someone's pocket and the four of them run off. “A lowlife hood. I feel so useless” 

They all look at each other and nod. “Misunderstood” they all agree at the same time while running away from the guy that got his scarf stolen by Pandora.

They continue running around town before they find metal sticks and run through a tunnel, hitting metal on metal. They laugh in the tunnel, probably sounding like maniacs. 

When they get out of the tunnel they all throw the metal sticks-or maybe rods-into the street and run into a shop that has carpets hung up, along with scarves, and other clothing items. 

“Call me a schemer, call me a freak” Regulus says as he walks through the shop and everyone who he has most likely stolen from watches him closely. He sighs and goes to a tarp and with his spray paint he paints on it R.A.B then walks off while saying. “How could they say that? I'm just…unique” 

Dorcas laughs as he catches up with her. She takes two mugs off a table and hands one to Regulus. “What? Me a traitor?” She bows to the two men sitting at the table. “Are we not friends?” They pour the drinks on the men's heads and run off quickly while laughing. 

They catch up with Barty in the wig section when he turns to someone who he used to have a fling with and says. “So I'm a misfit? So I'm a flirt? I broke your heart? I made you hurt?” 

Barty laughs as Pandora also catches up to them and says. “The past is past” she waves her hand in the air dismissively. “Forgive forget” the four laugh and run off again together, somehow landing in a wheelbarrow with hay in it. 

They throw the hay at each other while laughing. 

They run down tunnels laughing. Dorcas grabs a teapot out of someone's hands while Barty runs his hand down a man's chest and says. “Toodle-oo” and then laughs and runs away. 

Regulus takes a lollipop from a toddler and laughs as the baby pouts. The mom doesn't notice since she's pushing the baby in a cart of some sorts. Regulus turns around for a second and sighs when everyone starts to run away besides his friends. 

Regulus turns around. “Hello mother” his mother's goons walk around Regulus and stand behind his friends. Regulus knows they probably won't do anything to his friends but that doesn't mean they can't. 

Walburga grabs the lollipop out of Regulus’ hand and spits on it then hands it to one of her goons. “Hand it back to the hellion” Walburga turned back to Regulus and grabbed his arm. “Its disappointing really, seeing you steal candy from little children. When I was your age I was cursing little children” 

Regulus nods. “I know mother” 

“Good, good.” She pushes Regulus back with his friends. “There's something important for you four to find out” His mother grins evilly. 

Oh how wonderful. Regulus thinks. A new plan of my mother’s.

“You four have been accepted into a new school” Barty raises his eyebrows. “At Hogwarts” 

Regulus immediately shakes his head. “Sorry mother, no. Why would I want to go to a school full of princes and princesses with their heads up their asses?” 

Dorcas nods. “Yeah, no. People here are bad enough, and I am not wearing a uniform” 

Pandora nods. “I hear they allow rabbits there. Mother says they are rabid beasts who bite girls who have blonde hair” Dorcas rubs a soothing hand down Pandora's back. Even though they don't fear the same thing Pandora does, her fear is still important.

“Well, it's too bad because you are going” Walburga says and walks away, her goons following close behind. 

Regulus would rather drown than have to go to a school filled with people who think they are better than everyone else, it's truly exhausting. People here already think that sometimes and it's really fucking annoying. 

Regulus just hoped that whatever the reason his mother is so insistent he and his friends go is a good enough reason.