Chapter 5
Demonslut: guys I'm going to miss u all over the holidays
Demonslut: HOW WILL I SURVIVE W/OUT MY DAY ONES
Loml: am I dead or smth
Demonslut: nah ur always w those weird ass friends of urs
Loml: yeah and ur always at that bar or getting kidnapped
Bitch: haha thank fuck I don't have to see u every day now
Bitch: loml I feel bad for u
Demonslut: HES THE LOML GET UR OWN BITCHES HO
Bitch: IDK HIS FUCKING NAME DUDE
Bitch: I'm going to call u dazais whore
Loml: what the fuck😭
pansyparkinson changed chuuyanaka's name
dazaiswhore: NAH FUCK U I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BITCH
Demonslut: WHO GAVE U ADMIN
Bitch: u did dumbass
Bitch: in return for pics of dracos father
Daddysboy: WHAT?
Demonslut: oh hi draco 😍
Daddysboy: WHAT PICTURES DO U HAVE OF MY FATHER
Bitch: um
Demonslut: she has one of him shirtless.
Bitch: STOP DAZAI.
Daddysboy: WHAT THE FUCK PANSY
Dazaiswhore: how😭😭
Demonslut: she's a sneaky bitch
Demonslut: um anyway.
Demonslut: my whore, can we pls meet now I'm in yokahoma
Dazaiswhore: no stfu. I'm not ur whore u disgusting bitch
Demonslut: not what u said last night-
Dazaiswhore: DAZAI DMS NOW
Demonslut: OKOK WHATWHAT
dazaiosameow amd chuuyanaka are offline
pansyparkinson replied to demonslut: not what u said last night: bro didn't even try to deny it. Crazy shit
port mafia
Bigbossmori: dazai and chuuya, I have a mission for you both.
Demonslut: YAYAYAYAY FINALLY✋️🫦🦵
Demonslut: BEEN WAJTING FOR WEEKS FOR A NEW MISSIONN💓
bigbossmori: dazai why is that your name?
Demonslut: oh um, it was chuuyas fault. He changed it.
Dazaiswhore: NO I DIDNT LIAR. HES LYING
Pinkginger chuuya why is that your name?
Dazaiswhore: IT WASNT ME I SWEAR ANE-SAN
Pinkginger: chuuya please come to my office, we need to chat.
Dazaiswhore: omw😭😭
Demonslut: help💀
Bigbossmori: dazai, I also require you in my office.
Demonslut: OH shit.
Dazaiswhore: DESERVED.
Thegang🔥
Dazaiswhore: guys holy shit
Dazaiswhore: picturepfdazaiposingcoveredinbloodstrappedtoatable
Doubleginger: HOLY SHIT SNAKEY ARE U OK
Bald: dazai, I'm coming.
Dazaiswhore: dude we're in a dif comtinent😭
Bald: does that change anything?
Dazaiswhore: omg😭
Bitch: deserved.
Bitch: wait wtf happened
Bitch: wtv it is deserved.
Heroin: holy smokes! Dazai what happened?
Dazaiswhore: did u js unironically say holy smokes
Heroin: yes?!?
Dazaiswhore: oh.
Daddysboy: TELL US WHAT HAPPENED DAZAISWHORE
Daddysboy: also why is ur name dazaiswhore
Dazaiswhore: bc dazai gave the bitch admin in return for nudes of ur father
Bitch: um
Bitch: yeah sorry abt that draco
Dazaiswhore: wait guys
Dazaiswhore: he gone
Heroin: who?
Dazaiswhore: DAZAIS GONE😭
Dazaiswhore: I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND HE SOMEBOW ESCAPED THE TABLE HE WAS STRAPPED TOO
Heroin: go look for him, he might hurt himself!!
Dazaiswhore: that's not what I'm worried about
Dazaiswhore: I was supposed to be watching him, I'm going to get murdered😭
Bitch: @demonslut explain bitch I can see ur online.
Demonslut: HELLO FRIENDS (and pansy and chibi)🔥💓😣
Bitch: fuck u
Dazaiswhore: hey what did I do
Demonslut: ur my bf bae 😍
Dazaiswhore: OH..!
Dazaiwhore: Ok then
Demonslut: HOLY SHIT WHAT😍‼️‼️❤️
Demonslut: PUCKER UP BEAUTIFUL🫦
Dazaiswhore: ur so fucking easy
Daziaswhore: get away from me bitch
Demonslut: NOT what u said when u made out w me yesterday
Bitch: WAIT WHAT FR?
Babyginger: dzaais gay.?
Heroin: omg Ron actually just leave.
Dazaiswhore: pls do
Dazaiswhore: AND UM
Dazaiswhore: IT WAS A UM ACCIDENT.
bitch: wtv helps u sleep at night
Demonslut: he did NOT sleep last night anyway😉😜
Bitch: WHOAH- HOLD UP WHAT??!?
Dazaiswhore: SHUT UP DAZAI.
Heroin: um anyway, dazai why were you strapped to a table?
Daddysboy: we brushing over the fact that they slept together?
Doubleginger: NO OUR ANAKEY ISNT INNOCENT.
Doubleginger: ALSO YEAH WHY WERE U STRAPPED TO A TABLE??
Demonslut: yeah so um funny story
Demonslut: so like mori saw the names of chuuya amd me on this gc and asked to see me in his office
Demonslut: so I jumped off the building so I wldnt have to see him
Demonslut: Lol!😜🔥👉👈
Doubleginger: NAH TF.?
Bitch: CRAZY DUDE.
Bitch: DO U CONFIRM DAZAISWHORE?
Dazaiswhore: I confirm. I'm on suicide watch for the next week
Demonslut: ur not doing very well chu
Demonslut: I'm already in the river!
Dazaiswhore: FFS FU DONT DRLWN
Dazaiswhore: MORI WILL LEGIT KILL ME.
Demonslut: ffs sm1 pulled me out.
Dazaiswhore: good now go back to ur shipping container
Demonslut: OK daddy anything 4 u 😣
Dazaiswhore: HDIWNEH2O19294N DUSIQO
Bitch: bros crashing out
Demonslut: WHO TAUGHT U THAT
Demonslut:Oh me.
Bitch: YEA IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE OF DRACOS FATHERS PICTURES.
Daddysboy: what the fuck
Daddysboy: wdym shipping container?
Demomslut: oh erm I um
Dazaiswhore: GUYS guys leave him be
Dazaiswhore: he's a wittle embarrassed 😳
Heroin: why?
Dazaiswhore: bc he lives in a fucking shipping container
Demonslut: NONO GUYS I LIKE IT ITS COMFORTABLE
Dazaiswhore: me when I lie
Heroin: DAZIA?!? WHY DO U LIVE IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER?
Bitch: HELP💀
Doubleginger: we are almost in yokahoma snakey don't worry.
Dazaiswhore: are they fr?
Bitch: I think so💀
Demonslut: guys dw I like my shipping container, she's by bae. Anyway moving on
Demonslut: HELP MORIS FOUND ME
Demonslut: FUCK I THINK HES SHOOTING AT ME??
Bitch: HELP WHAT? WJTH A GUN?
Heroin: Dazai do you need to be rescued?
Daddysboy: calling social services.
Demonslut: GUYS dw it was just a tazer!!
Demonslut: oh dear he got me
Demonslut: gtg guys TTYL!
Heroin: A TAZER IS NOT BETTER!!
Doubleginger: hokyshjt we're almost there.
Bitch: wtf dude
Dazaiswhore: lmao u deserved that dazai
Heroin: what😭