Chapter 6
Demonslut: guys I'm so bored help me
Demonslut: ANSWER ME
Demonslut: WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME
Demonslut: FUCK U ALL
Demonslut: okok I'm changing everyone's names
dazaiosameow changed ronweasel & 5 other names
Slut: stfu dude it's 4am
Slut: WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI CHNAGE MY NAME
Daddy: hey pansy!
Slut: what the fuck😭
Slut: oh wait forgot I have admin lolz
pansyparkinson changed their name
Prettiest: better!
dazaiosameow changed pansyparkinsons name
Bitch: stop
Daddy: the og name sounded better anyway
Bitch: fuck u
Bitch: now let me sleep
Daddy: NONO PAMSY
Daddy: COME BACK PLS
Daddy: IM SO BORED PLS
Daddy: FUCK U PANSY
daddysdoggy: wtf go to sleep
Daddysdoggy: WTF DAZAI IM NOT A FUCLING DOG
Daddy: fucling lol
Daddy: this is why u go to primary school
Daddy: oh wait ✋️
Daddy: bae was a bit preoccupied 😜💀🥺
Daddysdoggy: what the fuck😭
Daddysdoggy: that was so unnecessary dude😭
Daddy: unnecessary like ur birth
Daddy: OH WAIT💀💀
Heroin: what is happening here?
Heroin: I'm so confused
Daddysdoggy: IM FUCKING LEAVING
Daddy: NONO CHU I LOVE U PLS COME BACK
heroin: um OK
Heroin: dazai are u OK?
Daddy: yeah why lol
Heroin: BC UR FATHER TASERED U??
Heroin: I want you to know I did call social services.
Daddysdoggy: HAHA FATHER LOL
Daddydoggy: AS IF U ORPHAN💀
Daddy: least I've HAD parents
Heroin: what?
Daddy: I'm absolutely fine heroin!!
Daddy: It was just a simple electrical shock!!
Heroin: omg😭😭
Daddysdoggy: hey dazai where the fuck are u
Daddy: um in my hospital bed at moris ofc🤩
Daddy: where else wld I be😊
Daddysdoggy: NO IR FYCKING NOT
Daddysdoggy: MORI JS CALLED ME YO CHECK ON U AND IM STANDING IN YR ROOM WHERE UR SUPPOSED TO BE.
Daddy: oh shit
Daddy: come on chu
Daddy: let me have some fun 🙏 🙏
Daddy: those hospital beds are so borunggg
Heroin: dazai u should really go back to your hospital bed, you could be in danger!
Daddysdoggy: where are u bitch
Daddy: um guys..
Daddy: I GOT KIDNA0PED LMAO😭✋️😆
Heroin: WHAT
Heroin: HOLY SMOKES DAZAIS FRIEND HELP HIM QUICKLY
Daddysdoggy: OK stop saying holy smokes babe
Daddysdoggy: and dazai just get out
Daddysdoggy: ik u can
Daddy: NOPE I WANT CHU TO COME SAVE MEEEMEMEMEME
Daddy: OH FUCK THEY SHOT ME
Daddy: THESE CUNTY MOTHERFUCKERS
Heroin: OMGOMG DONT DIE PLSPLS
Daddysdoggy: help so deserved😭
Bitch: wtf Is going on
Bitch: oh shit I js backread
Bitch: wdym u got shot😭😭
Bitch: doggy are u not gonna help him or smth💀
Daddy: OK these bitches are pissing me off
Daddy: they keep punching me bc I'm using my phone
Daddy: DONT THEY KMOW I HAVE ATTACHMENT ISSUES✋️
Daddysdoggy: MORIS TEXTING ME FOR AN UPFATE
Daddysdoggy: fuck u
Daddysdoggy: fine I'm coming to get u
Daddy: YAYYAYAYYAYAY
Daddy: BUT UM CHIBI
Daddysdoggy: what
Daddy: they're already dead😊😊
Daddysdoggy: wtf dazai
Daddy: yeah they were saying mean mean words so I killed them!!
Daddy: still come tho cuz they acc did shoot me and I'm bleeding out🤑🫸👦👉👈🥺
Heroin: WDYM DEAD💀
Bitch: YEAH WTF😭😭
Bitch: how many ppl have u killed bro💔
Bitch: shi be going crazy
Daddysdoggy: I js found him guys
Daddysdoggy: omfg
Daddysdoggy: ffs
Daddysdoggy: I js walked up to him and he was stealing money off the dead bodies and then he just passed out
Heroin: um...!
Bitch: yeah so that's illegal!
Bitch: thought u should know..
Heroin: YEAH WHAT ABOUT THE MURDERING!!!?!
Bitch: oh YEAH THAT TOO SLUT
Bitch: lol what if I told mcgonnagol
Daddy: lol what if u fucking kys
Daddy: dw guys I'm OK‼️
Daddy: I only got shot twice!
Heroin: what I thought it was once?!
Daddy: yeah but the slug also shot me when he found me
Daddy: OWNER ABUSE🥺😭💔
Bitch: wtf doggy😭
Heroin: dazai don't worry social services will be there soon!
Heroin: just hold on!
Daddysdoggy: lmfao💀
Daddysdoggy: HOLD THE FUCK UP
Daddydoggy: IF UR AWAKE WHY TC AM I CARRYING U BITCH
Daddy: OW FUCK
Daddy: HE THREW ME ONTO THE ROAD
Daddy: come on chu I like being carried by uuu🥺🥺
Daddy: oh shi a car hit me help-
Daddysdoggy: oops he acc did pass out this time
Daddysdoggy: gtg guys he's bleeding out‼️
Bitch: what the actual fuck is wrong with yous💀
Uglygf: waht the fukc happned
Uglygf: LAVENDER IS NTO UPGY
Bodyguardx2: dazai we are outside yokahoma how do we get past the walls
Bodyguardx2: YAY WE LIKE OUR NAME
Bodyguardx2: and Ron's lmao that bitch is ugly
Bodyguardx2: just get w hermione alr