Chapter 3
Demonslut: guys I'm actually so bored rn
Demonslut: hold on imma do smth hehe
Sexyslug: fuck this what are you doing
Dazaiosameow added 1 user to the gc
Dazaiosameow changed 1 name
heroin: who did you add dazai?
Emofather: dazai what is this nonsense.
Emofather: why is this my name?
Emofather: remove me from this right now.
Doubleginger: PFF IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS STOP IT ✋️ 🫸
Demonslut: HI SNAPEY
Bitch: dazai no wtf
Bitch: tell me that isn't Snape pls
Bitch: WHY DO U HAVE HIS NUMBER. WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE A PHONE??
Emofather: dazai when u gave me this phone you said it was in case of emergency, this is not appropriate behaviour.
Bitch: THIS IS CRAZY
Bitch: SLUT TAKE HIM OUT OF THE GC
Demonslut: nope!😆🫦🦵
Emofather: who are you bitch?
Bitch:HUHH?!?
Demonslut: PFF I CANT GDUODNWK
Demonslut: PISSIBG-
heroin: what is this?
Heroin: Snape?
Heroin: dazai delete our teacher right this minute!
Emofather: I'm guessing this is granger. Miss granger I will be talking to professor mcgonnagol if you are doing recreational drugs such as heroin. That is highly inappropriate.
Heroin: WHAT NO. IM NOT DOING DRUGS. NO.
Demonslut: OMFG I AC-
Demonslut: IM ACC PISSING KYSELF DUDE
Emofather: Please use the lavatory.
Demonslut: @chuuyanaka PULL UP HO
Sexyslug: yo wtf
Sexyslug: I JS BACKREAD.
Sexyslug: OMFG DAZIA
Demonslut: stawp this is fucking hilarious
Emofather: language child!
Emofather: who is sexyslug?
Demonslut: oop-
Demonslut: my dadd- I mean my friend from yokahoma
Sexyslug: bro js full on stuttered over text
Sexyslug: crazy shit 😭
Bitch: what the fuck is going on.
Bitch: HELP NOT THE "WHO IS SEXYSLUG"
Demonslut: IKIK😭
Emofather: sexyslug, what can you tell me about dazais home life?
Demonslut: WHAT THE FUCK.
Demonslut: STOP IT PLS TF🙏 🙏
Sexyslug: wtf😭😭
Sexyslug: this ur real daddy ho?
Sexyslug: slut finna have a non- pedo father figure🙏
Demonslut: STOPPP NAH CRAZY STATEMENT
Demonslut: LEAST I HAVE A FATHER FIGURE ORPHAN.
Sexyslug: I'd rather have none than mori bsfr
Demonslut: fair😭
Emofather: what do you mean pedo?!?!?
Emofather: please elaborate on this!!
Sexyslug: oh shit-
Demonslut: FUCK I FKRGOT HE WAS HERE
Demonslut: UM WE WERE LIKE JOKING SNAPE DWDW PRETEND THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
dazaiosameow removed s.snape from the gc
Demonslut: I can hear him coming down the halls I'm so fucked-
Sexyslug: help💀
Daddysboy: what on earth happened
Daddysboy: why was Snape in the gc!!!
Babyginger: WAHT TEH FCKU