Spiders
(The killers GC)
1x1x1x1: I, 1x1x1x1, is NOT your FUCKING therapist
Jason: What the fuck is this supposed to mean 😐
1x1x1x1: I'M NOT JOKING, 2 PEOPLE ALREADY MESSAGING ME TALKING ABOUT THEIR DOOMED RELATIONSHIPS LIKE BITCH I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK.
Noli: Hi 🥺
1x1x1x1: I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS SWORD UP TO YOUR SHITHOLE.
Azure: You too Noli
Noli: Yeah hahahahhshs I'm so fucking stupid
Bluudud: What the fuck happened
Noli: 7n7 blocked me ☹️☹️☹️
1x1x1x1: And who's fault is that
Noli: SHUT UP
Noli: My emo arc starting now
John doe: That's so corny stop that
Noli: YOU'RE NOT ANY DIFFERENT FROM THIS GREEN WHORE FUCK YOU
C00lkidd: Uncle Noli I'm sorry to hear that! :(
Noli: It's okay kid infact I'm laughing right now
Noli: Because if I don't laugh i'll cry 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
1x1x1x1: What are you gonna do: 1. Being corny and misrable. or 2. fucking talks to him
Noli: Nah I'm gonna go sobbing to Mr Loverman see you guys
Azure: What the fuck
(The survivors GC)
Guest 1337: I'm still wondering what day or times is it
Elliot: I thought with this phone we can atleast see what day is it today or upcoming holiday
Chance: WHOEVER CREATURE IT IS, THEY CHANGED THE DATE AND TIMES INTO SOME ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LANGUAGE
Chance: LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS 𓅓𓈖𓂧𓄿𓇌
Builderman: HOW THE FUCK????
Chance: Idk my keyboard can change into ancient Egyptian language
Jane doe: It's called Hieroglyphics 😐
Chance: I'm not typing allat
Two time: Stupid fuck
Chance: Slander
Noob: GUys
Noob: Help me
Noob: Oh shit
Noob: NO
Noob: I'm dead
Noob: There's a ginormous 8 footed creature in my room
Noob: THAT THING IS AS BIG AS MY FOOT
Builderman: GET OUT OF THERE?
Noob: I CAN'T IT'S IN THE DOOR KNOB
Noob: OH SHITT IT CAN FLY
Guest 1337: FOR FUCK SAKE GET OUT OF THERE
Noob: FUCK NO SOMEONE COME HERE REAL QUICK
Guest 1337: FINE
Chance: This making me having flashback about a dead spider is on my headphone
Elliot: GROSS HOW DID IT GOT THERE
Chance: HOW THE FUCKING FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
Two time: It probably got jumpscared of your crusty wax ears
Chance: SLAG
Guest 1337: Okay that was gen a bit terrifying
Noob: SEE NOT SO FUN ISN'T IT?
Chance: Mine was worse
Noob: YOURS
Noob: WAS
Noob: DEAD
Noob: FOR FUCK SAKE THIS ONE HAVE AIRPLANE MODE
Chance: AND MINE'S WORSE BECAUSE IDK WHERE THE FUCK IT CAME FROM
Chance: WHAT IF THAT THING GIVING BIRTH IN MY EARS?
Two time: Correction, spiders lays eggs 😐
Chance: SHUT UP NERD
Two time: Who the fuck do you think you're
Two time: ffs you don't even scared by spiders, Noob have arachnophobia which is excused
Noob: THANKYOU
Chance: NO I HATE SPIDERS
Chance: THEY'RE SCARY
Chance: VERY SCARY
Two time: AND GUESS WHAT? IT'S DEAD.
Chance: YEAH BUT, YKW LET'S MAKE A SCENERIO
Two time: Oh Spawn please be good
Chance: You are me, listening to music with your headphone
Chance: And then you sit on your ass to take a drink
Chance: When you came back to your room you decided to sleep so you put your headphone on your desk
Chance: And boom.
Chance: I thought it was some kind of rock
Chance: But no.
Chance: WHERE DID IT CAME FROM?
Two time: It probably under your cover
Chance: SO YOU SEE IT WASN'T.
Chance: I THROW MY SHEET ONTO THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT
Chance: So like it just SPAWNED on my bed
Two time: IT PROBABLY CRAWLED UP THE BED LOOKED AT YOU AND THEN CRAWLED IN ON ITSELF OUT OF COMPLETE TERROR
Chance: OH SHUT UP YOU JUST LIKE TO SLANDER ME
Two time: OH GET A LIFE
Chance: GET A GENDER
Two time: LOOK WHO'S TALKING
Two time: YOU COW’S UDDER
Chance: I KNOW FOR THE FACT THAT YOU INSECURE OF MY MASSIVE COCK
Two time: WE HAVE WENT OVER THIS. YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
Chance: YOUVE SEEN THE PHOTOS DONT LIE IK YOU CUM AS SOON AS U SEE IT
Two time: WHY WOULD I CUM TO A SHRIVELLED SHRIMP LOOKING 3 INCHER
Chance: FUCK YOU
Two time: GO TO HELL
Dussekar: Mind you all of this are because of spider
Elliot: I'm crying at the whole conversation
( A few round's later )
Guest 1337: @007n7 I notice when it was Noli's round, you both don't take a small talk anymore is something wrong
007n7: Uh oh
Two time: I'm sorry 7 but you're really obvious maybe you should explain it maybe they could help
007n7: Uhhh I'm fine dw
Elliot: Did you expect us to believe you
007n7: Uhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh?
Builderman: Cmon you can talk about it or you want to get on private dms?
007n7: No no I'm fine i'll tell it here
007n7: So basically, Noli was being a shit hole to me and lied about everything and it called me a narcissist
Dussekar: Oh my..
Builderman: 7 I'm sorry that must really sucks :(
Guest 1337: Taph get one of your subspace bomb thingy
Taph: Okay time to burn a whore 🔥🔥🗣️
007n7: Thankyou for the encourangement :)
Shedletsky: You know how Ace's always taking a massive shits?
007n7: Wait, you're gonna throw it at them? 😰
Shedletsky: Y e a h
Elliot: FUCK YEAH LET'S GOOO
(At the killers GC)
Noli: I got BULLIED.
Noli: My pride and dignity has been DESTROYED.
Noli: The only one that doesn't starting to throw cat's shits on me are 007n7 tho
Noli: KAKJDJDODKD
1x1x1x1: That's an ugly keyboard smash
Noli: says you
Noli: Nvm I'm sorry
1x1x1x1: See what I mean
Azure: Turns out I'm not that bad
C00lkidd: Uncle Noli can I come over?!!? I will cheer you up!!!
Noli: Sure it's not like i’m doing anything but giving a doll a wolfcut while crying to Harvey by Alex g
Jason: Mental illness coded