Pork
Noli: C00lkidd is it asleep
C00lkidd: What's it?
Bluudud: That green stink broo
C00lkidd: Ohhh 1x1x1x1?? :0
C00lkidd: Yeah they are
Noli: GREAT i'll get ready
Azure: What the fuck are you guys doing
Bluudud: So basically, Noli is gonna burst into 1x house with a chicken costume, standing Infront of their face, scare the shit out of them, and then jump out of the window
Mafioso: Why are you guys doing this
C00lkidd: We're bored!
Noli: Okay I got into their bedroom's window
Noli: You both stay in the closet
Bluudud: Hurry up man this closet smells like elephant shits
Bluudud: Also this fatass taking up the whole space
C00lkidd: HEY
Azure: Alright whatever just remember this dude have one of the sfoth swords
(A few minutes later)
Noli: ABORT MISSION DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU BOTH
Bluudud: SHITT
Jason: What the fuck happened
Noli: WE WILL EXPLAIN LATER
Noli: OH SHIZT5
C00lkidd: 1X1X1X1 FOUND NOLI
Bluudud: OH SHIT SHIT SHITT
Azure: Who has the idea to scare the fucking hatred manifestion?
(A minutes later)
Noli: So
Azure: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Noli: So earlier, 1x was being a bitch to me and shi
Mafioso: We don't give a fuck about backstory just fucking tell us
Noli: Ugh alright
Noli: So I enter their bedroom from the window and did the first phase of the plan which is trying to scare them
Noli: AND THIS GREEN MFER SHIT THEMSELVES
Azure: WHAT THE FUCK
Noli: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS SHOCKING?
Noli: FUCKING JOHN DOE WAS SLEEPING BESIDE OF THEM ALSO GOT SCARED
Azure: THEY FUCKING SLEPT TOGETHER??
Noli: SO ANYWAY, 1X STARTED TO TAKING OUT HIS SWORD AND OFCOURSE WITH MY LAST BRAINCELL I RAN AWAY THROUGH THE WINDOW
Noli: HERE'S THE CATCH, THEY JUMPED OF THE WINDOW TOO WHILE HAVING SHIT STAIN IN THEIR ASS
Noli: THEY CHASE ME WHILE I SCREAM "BOK BOK BOK" FROM MY LUNGS I SWEAR I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF ASWELL
Azure: GROSS WHAT THE FUCK
Noli: Now I'm hiding in Jason's backyard
Noli: Holy shit there's so many weeds here
Jason: what
Noli: Oops?
Jason: 1x would be you least problem right now
Azure: Wait where's C00lkidd and Bluudud
(The survivors GC)
Chance: Does any of you have pets before
Builderman: Well I'm sure you guys already know that I have a fucking bulldog
Dussekar: You really doesn't like that dog huh
Builderman: OBVIOUSLY
Builderman: IT WASN'T EVEN MINE JOHN DOE WAS THE ONE THAT GET HIM
Builderman: THIS BITCH SHOVE THEIR NOSE TO MY ASS ONCE
Builderman: I FEEL SO HARRASED
Shedletsky: That dog is so real
Builderman: I'm gonna skins you alive
Elliot replying to Chance: Does any of you...
Elliot: Why do you ask tho
Chance: You know this cat in the cabin that keeps eating Two time's food when they're not looking
Two time: 😐
Elliot: OH YEAH what about her
Chance: I meann isn't that technically we're taking care of her sooo that's mean she's our pet?
Dussekar: Ahh I get it
Dussekar: So the first step is naming the cat right
Chance: Yeah prob
Taph: I think that cat hates me ☹️
Taph: She starting to bark at me instead of meowing
Dussekar: What the fuck
Chance: @Shedletsky what about you
Shedletsky: Well I DO have a cat
Shedletsky: His name is Pork
Chance: Okay don't let Shedletsky naming the cat
Shedletsky: Choke
Noob: I have a hamster
Noob: it's name was timmie the third
Chance: Fuck you mean the third
Noob: Because the timmie the first and the second died ☹️
Guest 1337: Understandable, Hamster died in the most weird way
Elliot: @Chance well what do you want to call it
Chance: Ehhh dunno prob would call them Spade
Builderman: Isn't that like, the card symbol
Chance: Yeah pretty swag don't you think
Chance: Also reminds me of my bunny
Elliot: Well what about "Ace"?
Chance: Isn't that also related to cards
Elliot: Well yeah so you don't confused between the cat or your bunny also it's not like anyone have any other ideas
Shedletsky: I have nothing in minds except gigglyballs so yeah
Two time: Please never name a child
Builderman: I'm cool with whatever
Chance: Yk what sure
Elliot: THEN IT SEATTLE, THE CAT WOULD BE NAMED ACE
Two time: Are you guys done
Two time: Because APPERENTLY Ace just ate my fucking Cheesecake
Elliot: Oh shit I'm coming
(The killers GC)
1x1x1x1: @Noli count your fucking days
Azure: Would you like to explain on why is John doe was sleeping beside you
1x1x1x1: Weirdo we're just hanging out as friends
Azure: You tell them
1x1x1x1: You tell your ex
Azure: Damn ok.
1x1x1x1: Exactly bitch 😐
(Bluudud and 1x1x1x1 DM's)
1x1x1x1: Guess who get to "babysit" you and c00lkidd
Bluudud: Fuck