Minion tampons
Elliot added Jane doe to the chat
Jane doe: What
Elliot: Welcome to hell
Jane doe: Didn't we already there
Elliot: This is worse
Two time: Guys my tampon is stuck
Two time: I'm sobbing
Jane doe: WHAT
Chance: What
Builderman: What the fuck
Two time: HELP ME?
Chance: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO??
Two time: IDK???
Jane doe: WHY DO YOU USE TAMPON IN THE FIRST PLACE I LITERALLY HAVE PADS
Two time: I WANNA TRY THESE MINION TAMPONS
Chance: what the fuck
Dussekar: Where did you even get those
Two time: It's in the bathrooms idk
Chance: Ngl isn't this a pussy owner only topics
Jane doe: No one give a fuck you literally learn about periods in school
Dussekar: I don't think he goes to one
Chance: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jane doe replying to Two time: HELP ME?
Jane doe: Put some olive oil there idk
Two time: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU"RE LITERALLY A WOMAN
Jane doe: Because I use pads bitch
Jane doe: Only sluts that uses tampon so their raspberries won't annoy them when going freaks
Chance replying to Two time: HELP ME?
Chance: You don't need to tell us
Two time: I'm gonna pour cement through your throat
Two time: I'll try the olive oil
Elliot: I am never gonna use that thing again
Shedletsky: Olive coochie
Builderman: I'M PISSING MYSELF
Dussekar: Piss kink?
Builderman: KILL YOURSELF
Two time: HELP ITS NOT WORKJING
Chance: HELP
Guest 1337: Use Noob's sticker pinchers idk
Noob: DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS
Elliot: What about thongs would that work
Elliot: OH SHIT I MEANT TONGS
Builderman: WHAT THE HELL
007n7: Did you lose the strings
007n7: If you do then you're gonna need to put your hands up there
Two time: EW FUCK NO??😰
007n7: It's the only sane way tbh
007n7: Dig for treasure ig
Elliot: LMFAOO
Shedletsky: TREASURE HUNTING
Builderman: I'M GONNA EXPLODED
Jane doe: SCOOP IT OUT USING A SPOON
Guest 1337: GET DIGGING TWO TIME THE TREASURE ARE PROBABLY UNDER THERE
Elliot: GRAB A BABY OIL AND START DIGGING
Two time: I CAN HEAR YOU ALL LAUGHING FROM HERE
Two time: WHILE I'M SUFFERING IN HERE
Two time: FUCK YOU GUYS
Noob: WAIT USE THE VACUUM CLEANER TO FISH IT OUT
Dussekar: IT WILL SUCK THEIR ENTIRE ORGANS??
Jane doe: OMFG
Two time: FINE I'M GONNA PUT MY HAND IN THERE
Jane doe: DIG FOR GOLD
Builderman: I'm crying my stomach's hurt
Two time: GUYS I GOT IT
Shedletsky: THE GOLD HAS BEEN FOUND
Jane doe: I'm going to need therapy after getting out of here
Two time: THIS FUCKING MINION TAMPON
Two time: I'M DYING FROM PAIN AND YOU GUYS DOING THESE JOKES
Jane doe: This is why I don't use tampons
Guest 1337: Genuine question, but can you shit out tampons? 😕
Jane doe: ?? YOU PUT TAMPONS IN YOUR SECOND HOLE NOT THIRD??
Builderman: Guys only have 2 tho
Two time: I can drill another hole there
Builderman: 😟
Dussekar: I mean if you try hard enough it can Ig
Noob: Is it like giving birth
Shedletsky: "Hey guys this is my beautiful son Tom!🥺"
Elliot: TAMPON FETUSES
007n7: Didn't Two time technicallly giving birth to tampon
Builderman: HELP?
Dussekar: "This is my baby! Her name is bloody Mary ❤️"
Two time: I'm going to shove full of fungus tampons up to your asshole and then I'm going to chop your head and sell it until i get rich enough to buy Ariana Grande's parfume so i can spray it on your eyes until you eyes bleed and stings with the blood of her smelling like heaven bc of the Ariana Grande's ICONIC parfume
007n7: You like Ariana grande?
Two time: I fucking hate you guys so much
Elliot: So how's your pussy doing after that traumatic experience
Two time: FUCK OFF
(A few minutes later)
Two time: May the spawn put these sinner to the pit of hell and burn them to bones. May our lord, our savior spawn, help me going through in this atrocious realm as I sustain oneself in here.
Dussekar: What the fuck