Harold
Bluudud: When i was 6 I tried to drink bleach because I was curious what it taste like
Bluudud: And it's not that bad tbh so since that day I drink bleach smoothies on daily basis
1x1x1x1: What the hell?
John doe: Speaking of childhood
Johndoe: When I was a child, my dad was being mean so I put clear glue on his glasses so he can still see through them but it was all wonky
Azure: You have a dad?
John doe: My dad owns roblox
Noli: What the fuck
C00lkid: I accidently drink a beer when I'm still with my dad :(
Bluudud: Ofcourse you do you fucking dumb ass
C00lkid: HEY
John doe: @Bluudud Seriously you're still 12 you're not supposed to swears yet
Bluudud: Bold of you assume I would gaf
Bluudud: I literally commit arson when i was 9
1x1x1x1: What the fuck
(At the survivors GC)
Guest 1337: I was just looking for Noob to see how they've been doing
Guest 1337: When I got to their room turns out they are making a story about a dude named Harold feel in love with his toilet
Guest 1337: I'm shaking and my jaw dropped to hell
Builderman: WHAT THE FUCK
Guest 1337: @Noob EXPLAIN YOURSELF
Noob: I'M SORRY I WAS JUST TRYING TO COPE AFTER I SAW A 911 CALL VID ABOUT A GUY GETTING STIMULATED BY RACOONS
Guest 1337: THIS IS EVEN WORST THAN YOUR LAST UNHINGED DREAM
Two time: Wait can you send it i wanna see how bad it was
Noob: Okay but don't blame me if you get traumatized
Noob: Hello I'm Harold and I'm known as "the perfect person". Why did i get called that? Well, my friend, it's because i always got top at my school, math champions, and good at every subjects. Not only that, I also known for my diligent and kindness. "But Harold! There's no way someone can be that perfect!" And you're right. I'm not perfect like how people call me.
Because there's something's wrong with me. And no one can knows it.
Noob: I always have the feeling of needing to shit. It wasn't because my stomach feeling weird, it's because I feel like I NEED to. And everytime I sat at the toilet and the seat feels so warm. I love the warm so much that I started to hump the seat. And i think my toilet likes it too because it keeps getting warmer.
"But Harold, it's a fucking toilet." I KNOWW I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING! FOR FUCK SAKE HAROLD IT'S A TOILET!
But everytime i think about this, i always get flashback where I was on my life's edge. I was so hopeless. All I could feel is pain. It feels like I'm letting out a boulder. Fire burning through my entire body. Sweat dripped down my face like a waterfall.
I was sure that I was gonna die. And then there's it is, the toilet, getting warm and warmer. It feels like it's trying to help me going through this. So i hold my grip at the walls and starting to let it out
I was wondering if this is how women giving birth. I should've never make fun of Jessica for being a women that will be giving birth. I will apologize to her tomorrow if i survived I said in my mind. And then my mind came back to the bathroom, trying to get it out. I was screaming in agony while the toilet seat getting warmer.
And then I hear a "ploop" from the toilet's water. Finally, i said. My body feels weak and hurt but it such a relieved to get it out. And then I get up and take a peek at the bowl. A giant brown with black shade blop that slowly got watered away. Before getting out of the bathroom, I look at the toilet seat. The one that helping and acompanying me going through that. I look at the toilet seat with watery eyes. And then slowly, i hug and kissed the toilet seat.
Ever since that particularly events, I always got the feeling to shit. I think i have falling in love with my toilet seat.
My relatives are probably looking at me from bellow and said "what the actual fuck is wrong with him." I'm sorry mommy, but i think i have found the one, the one that will acompany me in this mortal world. And I will acompany it too. Till the fate separated us.
Chance: Guys can we like kick them from this group and sacrificed them to the killer first during round
Shedletsky: 10/10 Writing
7/10 Character
8.5/10 story
Noob: I TOLD YOU GUYS TO NOT BE MAD AT ME. :(
Guest 1337: Oh my God I'm still crying
Elliot: I hate this group so much i should've never make this mistake