Mall cop
He hesitated. Three seconds later, he ran at his top speed while screaming, "C'mon!"
Nevertheless, Scorpius Malfoy was extremely confused. They had just lied to a menacing-looking auror and now his best friend was running towards the exit of the mall. He sputtered, "What? But..."
The Auror yelled to nobody in particular, "WE HAVE A RUNNER! IMMOBULUS!!"
"AHH! WHAT THE FUCK??" shrieked Scorpius. The Auror was casting hexes and curses of all abilities now, without a care in the world.
"Agh..! Goddammit..." a voice from far off exclaimed.
Scorpius ran towards his injured friend while mumbling, "Holy shit! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit..."
Albus Severus Potter was sitting up on the floor, clutching his leg while glaring at the Auror. She stared back with no apparent remorse in her eyes, a proud expression etched on her face.
"She actually fucking hexed me, what the fuck is wrong with you!?" he yelped, ignoring the looks he was receiving from that dad buying Sketchers.
"Maybe now you'll think twice before breaking the law!" she said grimly.
Scorpius gave her an incredulous look. "You hexed him five times so that he'll think twice next time!?"
She smirked before replying, "Yeah, could have been less but it was all non-verbal. Little inside challenge down at the office."
"WHAT??" He was furious now. "ARE YOU ACTUALLY OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND??"
The Auror looked at him thoughtfully. "Y'know, you kind of remind me of my husband a bit."
Scorpius stared daggers at her.
"I WANNA FUCKING KILL MY HUSBAND!"
"HOLY SHIT, WHAT?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KIDNAP YOU AND CRUCIO YOU INTO INSANITY!!"
Scorpius was visibly crying now. "Holy shit, please don't, I'm sorry!"
The crazy Auror grinned. "That's more like it... I'll call you boys a Healer, one sec. Of course, now we have to Obliviate all of these Muggles..." She shook her head and sauntered off, leaving a pain-riddled Albus and a sobbing Scorpius on full display in the middle of the mall.