Dazai as Harry Potter😱!!?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
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Dazai as Harry Potter😱!!?
Summary
i’m horible at summaries but basically dazai IS harry potter or wtv?? basically🤓☝️, Mori somehow ennded up with Dazai, 😱😱!!? erm, basically js the cannon story for the time being. Zai in Maffia or wtv!!! (dazai looks like dazai btw. just wanna preffice that. looks nothin’ like OG harry?) also we can js say Chuuya went into the mafia earlire and stuff bc they’re 11 here… 🤐. how chuuya has magic aswell? no clue! 🤧, he just DOES. okay??also this is my first fancition, so if u have any tips on how to make it better please do tell!🙏
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the letter..

Like any normal, day (or atleast what Dazai considers normal..) Dazai yawns, strenching his lanky limbs upwards and shiffles out of his makeshift bed. His bare feet slamming agaisnt the cold metal containter. 

Well, on any normal day, Dazai would get dressed, head to work(late, ofcourse. Just to annoy one short ginger!...... He really is adorable amusing... when all rilled up!!)

Teasing the Chibi is one of Dazai's favourite activies, seeing Chuuya's angry pou- 



BANG!!!




Echoing through the metalic chamber, small pats can be heard. Dazai, making his way over to the entrance of said container, upon inspection he notices a limp owl, face planted and smotherd into the ground...

A small paper..? No, letter planted into its mouth, a small wet patch formerd from the slavia dampening the..paper? Card-? ...? Whatever- it doesn't really matter. 


A confused-pout squirms its way onto Dazai's face. 

Do they even have this breed of owl in Japan? No-..., this is from another country, he's certain. So- why would someone be sending him a letter, someone from another country at that. 

Also-, That's so-, 1800's! So people even SEND letters anymore? ..not unless they don't want any evidence of it-, you can burn papper, but deleting something digitally forever is almost impossible.


Queering his brows, suddenly, the little bird jumps up, relesing the letter in its grasp, and darts away!

Picking the letter up, slowly oppenjng it to reveal its contents. 


Harry potter! 

We are relived to infrom you of your invite to Hogwarts School and wizardry!

(Bla bla bla! I didn't read the books so ...just pretend ...okay..?😢)      

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