Harry potter??😱?
Dazai stares at the letter, flabbergasted. literally. What the fuck?? Harry potter-? did they get the wrong address!? No-.., the adress is here, No normal person lives in a goddam shipping container-!
Dazai, bursts out laughing. Trying to contain his laughter, covering a clampy hand over his mouth. Muffled laughter echoing through the metalic chamber. Haha! What the actual fuckkkk!!!? Wizardy? Magic-?? Haha~!!
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Mori's hands clasp together, a smirk planting its way onto his face.
"Ah, well, Dazai-kun!! How do you feel about attending hogwarts?"
"No." Dazai tries to keep his sentances short and fast when around Mori. But- he can't help but disagree-! School-!? And without Chuuya!!?? He'd miss him be bored, without some Chibi to anger! He really is cute amusing when all rilled up!!
And he still hasn't been told about this whole 'Harry potter' situation!!? Maybe it was a typo? ..no-, whatever, honestly he doesn't care too much to put real thought into it. Dazai would just find out when he got there.
"Ahhh!! Dazai-kun!! Why not? This is an, order, after all."
Sighing, dazai (reluctantly) agrees! What did he ever do for god to hate him so!
"Oh~, also Chuuya Nakahara will be going with you"
"...okay.." A small spark of excitement flutters through Dazai's heart.
It's not like he's happy Chibiokko is coming with. Whatever, at least his doggie can keep him entertained..(I'm glad Chuuya is coming with me. i'd miss him.but Dazai would never admit that.)
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"Soo~ Chuu.., how do you feel 'bout going to hogwarts with meeee!!!?" Dazai speaks, in a singy-songy tone??
"what the fuck is a 'Hogwarts'?" Practically spitting out his words, Chuuya runs a hand through his hair simultaneously.
"Ooo~,!! Hogwarts is a school for wizards and witches!! You get sent a letter on your eleventh birthday by a magical owl!! And you do like spells and magic their! Only people with magic powers can go there!!" *dazai gets out, fast. Like he was high on mushrooms or some bullshit like that.
"Are you fucking shitting me?" Chuuya smacks dazai on the back of his head. This idiot really thinks he's going to get away with messing with him? Yeah right.
"Awww! Chibi don't be meannnn~!!" Dazai whines, his hands reaching down to embrace the former.
"GET OFF OF ME DAMMIT-!!"
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"Chuuyaaaa~!!! What do i packkkkk!!"
"Figure it out yourself, idiot." Chuuya says with a glare.
"Why can't my chibi be a good doggie and pack for me!!!?"
"SUCK IT!!!"
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A blast of air nearly sends Chuuya off of his feet, if it wasn't for his abilty keeping him standing he'd be flat on his ass right now!!! Oh, right, he wasn't allowed to use it here.
The train makes a halt infront of the duo, (and the antagonising loud crowd).
Today has already been a pain.