harry potter wants to hit theodore nott
It was only the second week of Hogwarts, the students were honestly enjoying their first month respite before any Potter disasters were to happen. However, Potter lived to exceed anyone and everyone's expectations. Because right in front of the Teachers table were the kids of the bloody boy who lived muttering some words in french.
There was no doubt in everyone's mind that the kids who had fallen through the light were the kids of the golden trio. The fluffy ginger hair similar to Hermione Granger and the striking resemblance of the other kids to the saviour was glaring at them, they just couldn’t pinpoint the other kid's face, and the kid was enjoying it.
“Look at them, they are so curious as to who my parents are.” He chuckles, nudging the eldest Malfoy-Potter sibling. “How many do you think would faint if they find out who your maman is?”
“I bet you half of them made bets, but stop making fun of them, Pen. We need to find an explanation to give them.” The boy gestured to the teachers who stood in shock at their table. The boy was racking his head trying to think of any excuse to ensure their parents future without giving too much information and frankly, he was at a loss. “Lily, stay here! Don’t go anywhere.” He says spotting the girl doing her best to sneak out, but the girl only smiled at him and ran to the Slytherin table to everyone's surprise. He sighs and gives up to making an effort. It was future him’s problem.
“Maman! Tu es belle!!!” (maman, you’re so beautiful) she says, hugging the Slytherin prince’s waist. Draco coughs as he looks at the girl's green eyes looking at her with glee.
“M-merci?” (thank you?) he says “Cependant, je pense que c'est censé être beau et non beau.” (Though, I think it's supposed to be handsome not beautiful)
“Students, Please make your way to your common rooms, Classes will be cancelled for the afternoon due to the situation at hand.” Dumbledore interrupts Lily and Draco’s moment. “Before you head out, I would like the parents of the kids to stay and help with the situation.” He adds before making his way down the stairs of the teachers table.
“Maman, you have to stay!” the girl says still hugging the confused Draco
“Looks like you’ll have a cute little girl in the future” Theo says, lightly bumping his arm to Draco’s shoulder. The shorter boy blushes as he tries to process his thoughts. Lily looks at the man standing next to his father “You must stay as well, Uncle Theo” She says the last part quietly as she shows a familiar Malfoy smirk at him. Theo chuckles, ruffling the girl's hair.
“Why must I stay?” His question was only met with the girl's smile as she lets go of the blonde's waist and pulls back 2 more Slytherins from leaving.
“Louis!” Lily shouts at the older boy pointing to his parents she was holding in place with her small hands. Pansy and Blaise only give each other a look and then to their supposed son before they turn crimson at the thought.
“Is that everyone then?” Dumbledore asks, looking at the kids from the future.
“Yup!” James says, grabbing a piece of bread from the basket in front of him which earned him a glare from his older brother.
“I understand you are all from the future, but how exactly did you get here?” McGonagall says as she sighs from exhaustion. It was Jean who took the initiative to explain, but was quickly interrupted by his brother before he could even utter more than 3 words.
“Oh, I found this old magic puzzle box at Uncle Sirius’ house and opened it. The sand inside sent us here. I think it was time sand! Anyways, I am hungry. Is there no more Treacle Tarts?” He says in a rather loud volume, as he hunts for a piece of his favourite dessert.
“That is definitely Harry's kid” Ron says, nodding to himself.
“He’s blonde,” Harry says unamused.
“Yea well, that would be due to our Maman, our other parent. Did you think you made us yourself? Honestly, Dad, sometimes I wonder how you survived.” Another blonde kid says as he shakes his head, Harry frowns even more at that statement. That remark sounds too much like someone he knows well and he is not liking it.
“Who exactly is this Maman of yours?” Hermione asks the boy who spoke earlier. The boy rolls his eyes, before answering.
“Lily, dear sister. Please call Maman, once more for EVERYONE to hear.”
“You are so dramatic, Leo.” she giggles dragging the blonde with her to the front of the Hall where most of the people still present gathered. “Draco Lucius Malfoy-Potter is our dearest Maman!”
Upon hearing this, Snape pinches the bridge of his nose as his speculations were confirmed, McGonagall smirks nudging Flitwick beside her who reluctantly hands her 10 galleons, Blaise and Pansy doing the same with Pansy handing the money to the italian, Theo beside the blonde was holding on to Draco’s shoulder with his left hand and his right clutching his stomach laughing. Ron and Hermione give each other a look and sigh.
“Perhaps maybe I didn’t know any better” Ron says as he shakes his head in disbelief.
“So we need to acquire a time turner to send you back to your time” Dumbledore says with an unreadable expression.
“It's alright, we will find it ourselves” Jean says before walking to his Maman.
“And pray tell, where will you find a time turner?” The headmaster asks the teenager raising an eyebrow
“I am a Malfoy, a Potter and a Black, one of our ancestry homes should have one. Now if you must excuse us, our dear sister and dearest Hugo needs to sleep. It is almost their nap time” Jean says, displaying an expression that looks like Malfoys expression most of the time.
“You don’t, no, you won’t have your old rooms here. This is a different timeline.” Snape says, giving the boy an unimpressed look. The teenager smiled at him and said “Don’t worry, we know a place” He walked out hand in hand with the two kids he mentioned earlier and gestured to the rest to follow him.
“Come on, we better follow them. Goodbye, Headmaster, Professors” Hermione says before silently jogging to catch up to the kids, the other 6th years following suit.
Jean stops in front of the Room of Requirement, looking at the string of 6th years behind them and thinking of a bigger room with beds and couches. He opens the door to a room that looks similar to the manor receiving room and smiles in relief. It was surely big enough to accommodate them with the long couch facing a fireplace, beanbags charmed to never catch on fire near the fireplace, a rug from one of his dad’s bear hunts, and as he stepped in, he could see bunk beds just further inside. To his left he could see a hallway that led to a mini kitchen.
“Look, it's exactly like the Manor!” Lily says excitedly looking inside the muggle refrigerator which had the same contents from the future. “Maman’s jam is even here!” she says proudly holding a red jar in her hand waving it at her older brother who smiled at her. Jean looks to his right, immediately regretting the decision to do so, since the 6th year students start to hit him with all sorts of questions.
“Witches and Wizards! You’re gonna overwhelm the poor boy. Look at him! Now, if you can please take a seat on the couch over there before my boyfriend breaks. I will make us some tea.” The tanned boy says, giving Jean’s forehead a kiss. Blaise’s jaw drops, while Harry only frowns at the act and pulls out his handkerchief wiping the boy's kiss away. They all took their seats as the kids from the future chose their beds for the night. They all smiled at the kids fondly as they fought for their places.
Jean claps his hand and looks at the 6th years who all looked at him, waiting for him to speak.
“Lets let everyone have a question each with their own turn and I promise we will all answer your questions, we can start from Aunt Hermione, then to Uncle Ron, if that is alright with everyone?” Their soon to be parents all nod at him and his boyfriend comes in with a tray of tea and snacks.
“Can you please all introduce yourself and who your parents are?”
“Oh! Right! We haven’t- Well I am Jean Remus Malfoy-Potter, named after Aunt Hermione and Uncle Remus. First son of Harry James Potter and Draco Lucius Malfoy, I’m in my 4th year at Gryffindor House. Guys! Introduce yourself!” Jean called the others and soon everyone was standing in a uniformed line, siblings all standing with each other.
“My name is Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy-Potter, I’m in Slytherin as a seeker. My twin is-”
“James Sirius Malfoy-Potter!” James says as he jumps on top of the coffee table, pointing at himself wearing a smug smile. “James! Get down from there!” Draco says frowning at the boy, James immediately comes down and heads to Draco, sitting beside him as he gives him a kiss on the cheek.
“Je’ t'aime, Maman”
“Anyways, I am Leo Regulus Malfoy-Potter. Me and Lily Narcissa Malfoy-Potter are twins as well, we are in our second year while the first set of twins are in their 3rd. We are both in Slytherin” He says before settling down on Dracos left side, making Theo move away from his father. Lily then sat on Harry’s lap.
“I am Aquila Luna Malfoy-Potter, and I am in Ravenclaw.” She says as she walks to Jean's seat and sits next to him.
“Merlin, Potter! just one more and you’ll have a quidditch team!” Theo says scoffing
“Actually, Maman is pregnant with 2 more at the moment” James shrugs. Draco beside him blushes as he makes eye contact with Harry.
“Are you two trying to repopulate the wizarding world alone?!” Ron says chuckling which only made the two bury themselves in the couch farther as their faces turn red, which only made the other 6th years laugh harder. As soon as the laughter dies down Rose steps forward and introduces herself.
“I am Rose Granger-Weasley and this is my brother Hugo Granger-Weasley. I am in Slytherin, same year as Scorp and Jamie, while Hugo is in Gryffindor, same year as Lily and Leo.”
“And you?” Theo said, nodding at the boy sitting on the edge of Jeans chair.
“I’m Louis Zabini, son of Blaise and Pansy Zabini. Jeans boyfriend and intended” He says smiling at Harry’s expression as he slid an arm around the boy's shoulder.
“Uncle Ron. It's your turn” Louis says giggling at Harry’s glare. Ron coughs before speaking; “Have you presented?”
“Yes! We got presented quite early, before we entered Hogwarts and some during 1st year” Jean smiles before continuing.
“I am a dominant omega, Scorp is a dominant alpha, while James is a dominant omega, Lils and Leo are both dominant alphas, aquila is a dominant alpha. Rosie and Hugo are both omegas, though, Hugo is a submissive omega”
“I’m an Alpha” Louis says, burying his head on the crook of Jean's neck. Harry got up and yanked him out of his future son's neck, Louis only shrugged laughing at how similar future Harry and current Harry are. “Glad to see you never changed, Mr. Potter” He says walking to his parent’s spot and sits besides his mother as he gives Blaise a fist bump.
“I am not letting you both stay here unsupervised” Harry says now sitting at Louis’ old spot. Draco only laughs at how incredulous Harry looks at the moment.
“Anyways, are any of you in a relationship then? Besides those two?” Draco asks with an amused smile.
“Scorp and Rosie are courting!” James says earning a glare from his twin, he stuck his tongue out in response. “WHAT?!” Ron says shocked in his seat putting a protective arm over his daughter. Draco laughed harder at the sight and Harry stared at him. It was the first time Harry had seen him laugh like that, the first time he laughed in front of Harry like that. Harry knew if he could, he would drown in the sounds of Draco’s laughter. It was a nudge from his son that got him out of his trance.
“Like you’re any better! You have a string of suitors, Dad burns all marriage proposals sent to you but you still have a handful at Hogwarts.” Scorpius rolls his eyes as he crosses his arms. “Eddie Wood, Angie from Potions, 4 Alex’s!! One from each house!-” He was stopped by a hand covering his mouth. “Oh, I can’t take any more of this. My sons a player” Draco says dramatically falling into Theo’s arms. Harry rolls his eyes.
“Better than Lily! She’s obsessed with Hugo! They’re holding hands right now!” James says pointing to the two kids on the bean bag chair near the fireplace.
“Hugo, come here darling. Stay with Daddy” Ron says, opening his arms out to the child. Hugo looks between his dad and Lily who only tightens her hand around his.
“Do you want to go, mon cherie?” she says, her gaze on the boy's blue eyes as she kissed the back of his hand. Hugo shyly shakes his head to which Lily smiles victoriously.
“What about Leo?” Draco asks, ignoring Rons protest to Lily and Hugo. “I’m not interested at the moment. I want someone like Dad, maman.”
“You do have someone like Dad. That boy, Soleil, from Gryffindor follows you around like a puppy. I hear he stalks you too” Louis says raising a brow at the boy, whose cheeks were now a light shade of pink.
“I don’t stalk Draco! Or follow him like a puppy!” Harry protests that only got unamused looks from the other 6th years and even some of the kids.
“Where did you come from when you entered the Great Hall today and don’t lie” Hermione says with a strict tone. “Following Draco” Harry mumbles
“I can’t hear you~”
“Following Draco! But that doesn’t-”
“Anyways, what about me? Your awesome Uncle Theo, hmm?” Theo asks looking at Lily who was seated in front of Draco as his head rests on Draco’s shoulder.
“Actually, you-” Jean starts but is interrupted by Leo.
“Actually, you just follow Maman everywhere! You’re at the house all the time!” Lily smirks and followed her brothers story
“You know I was convinced you were our dad for a long time.” She says a little too excited for Harry’s liking
“Is that so?” Theo says snickering at the girl's tone, he knew what they were playing at. Slytherins, always scheming. But he decides to play along.
“You know, between us. We’re still convinced you’re my dad!” Her and James say at the same time which makes Harry’s frown grow deeper.
“So nothing’s changed is what you’re saying?” Blaise says, catching on the baby snakes plotting. “We always thought you were gonna end up with Theo, Dray. He’s the only Alpha you’re close to and the only one your parents approve of. We approve of Theo, Dray. He’s a good man.” Pansy continues, holding herself back from laughing seeing Harry’s face.
“I am Draco’s husband in the future! Harry and Draco are having another baby together!” Harry growls, his pheromones leaking.
“Dad. We never confirmed that you were the father of Mamans' kids he’s pregnant with” Leo says, masking his laughter with a look of uncertainty. Pansy almost lost it when Harry’s jaw dropped. Draco looks at his kids and immediately sees the looks of mischief on them. He rolls his eyes and shoves Theo away from him, Theo only hugs his waist keeping him where he stood. Theo smirks at Harry for his final move as Blaise eases the tension.
“So, who else gets together?”