“Why isn’t it working?” Theo slammed his hand against the keyboard.
“Stop abusing the poor thing! It’s probably struggling to connect to the spiderweb.” Draco nodded in satisfaction at his brilliance.
“Internet , you idiots.” Harry snatched the laptop away, rolling his eyes. “You typed the URL wrong. There.” He gestured to the screen and all three boys leaned in to inspect the frozen icon as Theo reached up to hit it again.
“Just click play!” Harry batted at Theo’s hands.
Blaise leaned in to press a button, and obscene moaning noises filled the room.
“Merlin, what’s wrong with her?” Draco asked, panicking for the poor girl.
Theo laughed, and Harry ducked his grin behind his hand.
“She’s getting her guts rearranged.” Blaise smirked.
“They’re hurting her! They need to stop!” Draco’s concern grew as wails and slippery slapping noises continued to crackle from the speakers.
They laughed again, and Harry asked, “Draco, you do know the sounds of a woman’s pleasure, right?”
“Nonsense, women don’t make…sounds. At least, nothing as hysterical as that.” He gestured vaguely at the laptop.
“She’s a bit performative, but it’s fairly accurate. Have you never gotten a woman off?” Blaise asked, his eyes glued to the screen as he palmed himself through his trousers.
Was he aroused by this torture?!
Recalling Hermione’s breathy exhales of pleasure he nodded confidently. He supposed the erotic jiggle of the actress’ tits was arousing–his cock seemed to agree–but it was nothing compared to the memory of Hermione wrapped around him last night.
“If you need help, try giving her a wet willy in her ear,” Theo advised, laughingly.
Draco glanced over, noticing the rest of the boy’s bulges and his blush intensified. He hadn’t considered the ramifications of them all watching this together, and quickly excused himself to go find his girl.
“Draco! What are you doing?” Hermione snapped as he pressed the tip of his leaking cock into her ear.
“Trying something new. The boys said I’m doing something wrong because you don’t shout like the girl in Harry’s porno.”
“Oh my gods, never do that again. I love everything you do. The fact you get me off multiple times before yourself should be proof enough of that.”
“Then why are you so quiet? I was worried I wasn’t pleasing you properly.”
“I’m honestly just cock drunk, I couldn’t make a noise if my life depended on it.”