xeno has an excellent idea
emmeline created a new group
emmeline added xeno
emmeline added amelia
emmeline changed the group name to "benjy is stupid"
benjy is stupid
emmeline
right
so benjy has subconsciously realised he likes her
amelia
FINALLY
emmeline
except he's still in denial to himself
amelia
FUCK
emmeline
so we've made about a centimetre of progress
in....
5 years.
amelia
fuck
he's going to die alone isn't he
emmeline
let's not be too dramatic
amelia
face it nobody else will date him
emmeline
not sure that's entirely true
he dated remus lupin last year
amelia
they were both clearly in love with other people
it was more of a lavender marriage than anything
emmeline
true
have sirius and remus started dating yet
amelia
i think they're stupider than benjy
emmeline
I didn't think that was possible
anyway
what about on hestia's front?
amelia
literally impossible
I have no idea if she likes him or not
emmeline
well we'll just have to wait and see
hey have you heard from xeno in a while
he's not responding
xeno
i found a bird
he's called robert
he's gonna live in my dorm
emmeline
um
amelia
go ahead
let it sleep in my brother's bed
xeno
okay
also I have an idea
amelia
about what?
xeno
how to get hestia and benjy together
amelia
oh?????
emmeline
say it say it say it
xeno
have you heard of the theory that every person is secretly attached to the person they love
and have you seen those fanarts with the string attaching the two people together
pandora showed me some on her illegal muggle "goggle"
emmeline
I don't understand
amelia
it's cause you're stupid
I don't understand either btw
xeno
we could mayhaps tie them together
with a magic spelled string that can't untie
emmeline
oh my god
that's amazing
amelia
xenophilius you genius
xeno
hey that rhymes