everyone is stupid including emmeline
drug dealer
emmeline
hi
drug dealer
hello
why are you texting me
emmeline
I'm not sure
I got bored and wanted a new person to talk to
drug dealer
valid
what's up
tell me all the gossip please
emmeline
okay so
this is confidential right
drug dealer
of course
emmeline
feels weird telling this to someone called drug dealer
anyway
xeno has a crush on pandora
and it's very cute
and he wants to ask her out
but pandora is kinda oblivious
but they're very sweet
and it is lovely
drug dealer
awwww
emmeline
AND
you know my friend benjy
he's been literally in love with hestia jones since he met her
but he is stupid and oblivious
and he finally realised
except he's pretending he doesn't
and it's very annoying
drug dealer
this feels familiar somehow
emmeline
sirius and remus?
drug dealer
tf
how do you know that
emmeline
believe me
everyone knows
drug dealer
wait
if benjy has been in love with hestia his whole life basically
then why did he date remus
emmeline
he's stupid
also I'm pretty sure it was basically a platonic hangout session whenever they went on a date
drug dealer
right
emmeline
but
sirius and remus??????
drug dealer
nothing
emmeline
god everyone is so stupid
drug dealer
yeah
good job we're not that stupid
emmeline
??? confused
drug dealer
never mind
do you want to hang out
emmeline
sure
when
drug dealer
tommorow? beside the lake?
emmeline
sounds good
may I ask why
drug dealer
I've got to give you the item of lockheart's I took
emmeline
oh yeah
can we have a yap as well
you're very yappable
drug dealer
absolutely