emmeline dabbles in robbery
xeno is the only real man
emmeline
chat
am i cooked
*screenshot of chat below*
unknown number
did you steal my quill in care of
magical creatures
*screenshot ends*
amelia
EMMELINE 😭😭
hestia
who even is that?
emmeline
I have no idea
the comc teacher is older than merlin's dead body
he changes the seating plan every lesson because he always forgets it
amelia
well guess you're cooked
benjy
lmao what if it's mary macdonald
emmeline
stop that would be so embarrasing
wait
oh shit
benji
WHAT
amelia
YOUR STREAK 😭😭
hestia
you're gonna have to give the box back now
benji
YOU HAVE A BOX?
I thought you'd done this three or four times max
emmeline
hahahhahhahaha no
amelia
you've been stealing her stuff for three years running and you didn't get caught once
emmeline
can't believe it was over a quill as well
wdym she doesn't notice when I steal her phone case
and the time I stole the red inside lining of her robes while she was wearing them
but a quill????
xeno
that's embarrassing for you
gilderoy hasn't got me yet
I've been stealing the hairs off his head
benji
IS THAT WHY HE HAS A BALD SPOT
hestia
emmeline what are you going to do??
emmeline
um
text her back
maybe I'll temporarily develop amnesia
private messages with: unknown number
emmeline
um
i don't know what you mean
unknown number
my quill???
you took it in care of magical creatures
i saw you
emmeline
who is this
unknown number
🤨
you don't recognise me?
this is very disappointing miss vance
this is professor mcgonagall
emmeline
thank god
unknown number
....
you know I'm not actually mcgonagall right
emmeline
shit
are you a murderer
unknown number
not yet
this is mary macdonald
emmeline
oh
ill
give the quill back tommorow
unknown number
okay 👍✨️✨️✨️✨️
emmeline
well um since that's the only thing I've ever stolen from you bye!
unknown number
🤨
suspicious
do you have more of my stuff
emmeline
no
unknown number
I don't trust you now
what do you have
emmeline
fine
I have a couple more items
unknown number
like what...
emmeline
a fair few ties
hairbands
exercise books
your phone case
unknown number
my phone case??
emmeline
yeah
it was unicorn shaped
i was doing you a favour
unknown number
omg the one from second year?
emmeline
yup
unknown number
this is weird
it's giving...
stalker
emmeline
I PROMISE IM NOT A STALKER 😭
I just got bored in class one day and it became a sorta game
unknown number
right
will you give it all back tommorow?
emmeline
erm
no
that's boring
let's play a game
unknown number
this is weird but I am intrigued
what's this game
emmeline
i give you one item back each day
in exchange for one item of gilderoy lockhart's.
unknown number
erm what
emmeline
I wanna beat my friend
he's been stealing lockheart's hair
unknown number
omg xeno
icon
anyway yeah I'm up for that
he keeps coming over to annoy peter anyway
shouldn't be too hard
emmeline
perfect
the deal is done
nice doing business with you
unknown number
likewise
emmeline
how'd you get my number anyway
unknown number
I got it off james who got it off regulus who got it off barty
emmeline
bartemius
betrayal
unknown number
anyway bye
emmeline
wait
one more thing so nobody knows what's going on
emmeline changed mary's name to drug dealer
drug dealer
that's gonna make them less suspicious how???
emmeline
if you knew my friends it would make more sense okay
drug dealer
if I were to imagine you were one of the boys it makes a lot more sense
emmeline
right
goodnight
2 hours later
emmeline
also you're so right
xeno is an icon