rip mr swimsies
bird house 🐦
giddie
why is there screaming coming from the fifth year dormitories
ammie
it's benjy's fault
fabbie
it usually is
bennie
I PLACED ONE PLUS FOUR
ONE
IT WAS PERFECTLY ALLOWED
PERFECTLY LEGAL
ammie
I WAS ON ONE CARD LEFT
bennie
THATS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
xennie
in another life this would be a lovely enemies to lovers arc
emmie
real
barrie
why not in this one
emmie
because bartemius
amelia would rather die
ammie
it's true I would
fabbie
what's barty done now
emmie
he gave my number to mary macdonald
giddie
omg the girl you had a crush on in first and second year
ammie
WHAT
bennie
EXCUSE ME
emmie
I DID NOT????
hestie
emmie remember lying to your friends is not good 😔
pandie
can I seek refuge in someone else's dorm
I literally just walked in and it's a horror scene
emmeline is in the wardrobe
amelia is genuinely crying with laughter
and hestia is plaiting her hair
giddie
well at least hestia is being normal
pandie
no
it's her evil plait
fabbie
damn
barrie
come to my dorm
we can chat shit
pandie
well I want to chat shit about you
so no
barrie
????????
what did I do
pandie
it's more about what you didn't do to be honest
sybbie
come to the fourth year girls dormitory
we have gossip
pandie
perfect
can I bring xeno
xennie
hello yes I would like to come
sybbie
sure
we love xeno
pandie
we really do
eddie
can I come too
barty is in the slytherin dorms, xeno is going with you, and benjy is probably getting beat up by my sister dearest
ammie
little bitch
eddie
good evening little sissy
ammie
die
eddie
no 🥰
sybbie
yeah sure edward
eddie
that's not my name???
sybbie
it is now
emmie
I think it's important to note that they've been continuing to play Uno without this
oh benjy accepted defeat
that's weird
because hestia asked him to????
pandie
oh!
hestie
hi emmeline girly! I'm not really sure if I like what you're implying 😁 why don't you come over here and I can tell you what I did to your pet fish in third year ❤️❤️❤️
emmie
what did you do???????
hestie
on a completely unrelatable note, what a lovely fish pie I made that year 🥰
fabbie
um
pandie
er
xennie
I don't recall that pie im sorry :( you'll have to show me the recipe some time
pandie
xeno...sweetie....
xennie
heeheewhatdididoheehee
sybbie
he's so whipped
pandie
I don't follow
sybbie
yeah you wouldn't
giddie
why do you all have such interesting love lives
eddie
i don't
ammie
yeah that's cause your ugly asf
eddie
uncalled for????
fabbie
anyway I can't be asked to talk to you all so go away 😁
emmie
rip mr swimsies