horace slughorn the Internet superstar
xeno is the only real man
benjy sent 1 link
benjy
I FOUND SLUGHORN'S TIKTOK ACCOUNT
emmeline
WJAT
amelia
WHY DOES HE HAVE MERCH
xeno
ohhh so that's where pandora got the top from for my birthday
benjy
ALL HIS VIDEOS ARE JUST SELFIES WITH A VOICEOVER
hestia
HES DOING HIS BEST CALM DOWN 😭😭
emmeline
XENO?
you knew about this and DIDN'T TELL US?
xeno
pandora didn't tell me where she got the top
I had questions
but i didn't want to bother her
hestia
awwww
benjy
young love
xeno
teehee
amelia
did xeno just send that or is that just me???
emmeline
he did???????
XENO????
gatekeeping 😔😔😔
hestia
emmeline be quiet
xeno! you're finally admitting you like pandora then
im so happy for you :)))
benjy
I already knew bc im better
xeno
that's not why you already knew
you're convenient
we live together
amelia
THE SLANDER I CANT
xeno if you don't ask her out I'm gonna throw myself out of a window
benjy
it's giving william shakespere play
xeno
i might
but I'm not sure if she likes me
emmeline
can you not ask your psychic uno cards?
xeno
it doesn't quite work like that
benjy
wait
so you know when we're all gonna die
but you don't know if pandora likes you back???
hestia
yes exactly!
you'd know that benjy if you hadn't failed out of divination ❤️
emmeline
I love sassy hestia
amelia
real
benjy
why is it that every time we start a conversation we get off topic
slughorn's tiktok account
it's too good of an opportunity to miss
emmeline
are you saying what I think you're saying
benjy
a prank!!!
hestia
excellent
why don't we spell the great hall ceiling to reflect a horrible screenshot
amelia
omg can we make the house banners qr codes
emmeline
we're blaming this on the gryffindors right
xeno
you know they call themselves the marauders right
emmeline
THE WHAT NOW
amelia
THAT'S DIRE
hestia
it's giving ancient grandmother meets wattpad girl (not like others girls!!) 😁
benji
you're so right