no better version of me

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
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no better version of me
Summary
texting fic with the amethysts because I love themessentially I've had no motivation to write recently. so. a new texting fic!! this is technically an emmary fic, but i won't be showing marauders group chats or anything like that unless I make a big one. because. j can't be asked and to be honest I'm much more interested in the amethysts soon. yeah.
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break in tea parties

no death predictions necessary pls 

 

benjy 

wassup chat 

I need something 

 

hestia

three guesses everyone!

 

amelia

potions homework

 

emmeline 

arithmancy homework 

 

xeno 

charms homework 

 

benjy

yes 

yes 

wait we had charms homework???? 

 

xeno 

yes we do

🕺

 

benjy 

are you sure it wasn't a dream 

 

xeno 

im 97.5782% sure 

unless this is all a dream 

 

emmeline 

hi xeno we love you however please no existential crisises on a monday morning 

 

xeno 

okay 

let me in btw 

 

hestia

sure 

there's nobody outside the door???? 

 

amelia

is this about the hatch you built under emmelines bed 

 

emmeline 

the what now 

 

xeno 

yeah 

open up 

🕺 

 

emmeline 

is it you with your whimsical tapping underneath me 

 

amelia

that's a bit freaky 

 

emmeline 

silence 

I opened the hatch 

 

xeno 

good

catch the tea 

 

emmeline 

are we having a tea party 

 

xeno 

yes 

 

hestia 

I'll get the good teacups 

 

amelia 

ill wake up pandora 

emmeline you make sure benjy doesn't get in

 

benjy 

tf???? 

I'm gonna go be friends with your brother again

 

amelia 

I will end you 

 

benjy 

oh please

threaten me to my face like a real man 

 

amelia 

I don't want to be a real man 

men are ew 

 

xeno 

I want to be a real man 

 

hestia 

you are a real man xeno!!! 

 

emmeline 

xeno is the only real man confirmed

 

hestia changed the group chat name to "xeno is the only real man" 

 

benjy 

hello???? 

 

hestia 

sorry benjy 

 

amelia 

im not sorry 

 

emmeline 

is that the bell for first classes? 

 

xeno 

that's so mean

it interrupted our tea party 

 

hestia 

don't worry xeno we can have a tea party in the back of divination again 

 

benjy 

wait 

what about the homework 

 

hestia 

you can copy mine at lunch! 

 

benjy 

thank you hestia 

at least someone around here is nice 

 

amelia 

hestia is the best one out of all of us and you know it 

 

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