
Petiful performance
“Max walks up to her room to find Dana standing uncomfortably by the door’
Max - Dana ? What’s going….’Dana slaps her hand over Max’s mouth’
Dana -’whispers, indiciating for Max to stay quiet with her other hand’ Your….friends are in there, and they’re all waiting for you
Max- ‘whispers’ So ?
Dana - ‘whispers’ They all seem pretty serious, I just want you to
‘Chloe’s head pops out into the hallway’
Chloe - Oh Maximus Prime, you’re here ‘walks out and grabs Max’ We’ve been waiting for you =) ‘glares at Dana, whispering’ I’m watching you
‘pulls Max into her room’
Max- Hey everyone…what’s going on
Victoria - Maxine, we’ve decided that you need a pet
‘Chloe pulls out a birdcage, holding a bluebird’
‘Kate reveals a bunny’
‘Victoria pulls out a carrier holding a kitten’
Max- ‘holds up hands defensively’ Look, I don’t think that those are my kind of…
Chloe - You can’t keep a deer in your room Max
Max- Well has anyone TRIED ?
Victoria - Maxine look ‘gets up, placing her hand on Max’s shoulder gently’ Everyone likes cats right ? They’re proud, they know what they want….
Chloe - ‘mutters’ and they’re cold heartless creatures…
Victoria - THAT’S A LIE ! ‘attacks Chloe’
Kate - Max, you liked taking care of Alice right ?
Max- Of course Kate, she was really sweet
‘Victoria pulls Chloe’s hair’
Kate - She was ! And did you know that rabbit’s are social creatures ?
‘Chloe kicks Victoria off her’
Max- ‘ blinks in complete surprise’ I did not
‘Victoria hisses as Chloe struggles to get to the bird’
Kate - They are. You can bring your bunny over for a bunny play date with Alice ^^
Max- That sounds great Kate ! I’d love your bunny ‘gently picks up Rabbit by it’s haunches’ I think I’m going to call you “Fiver”
Victoria - ‘stops fighting’ Are you serious ? You’re going to be bun bun #2 ? What about this fine speciman ? ‘holds the carrier out towards Max’
Chloe - ‘yells’ I NEVER EVEN GOT TO PITCH THE BIRD !
Max- ‘holds Fiver defensively’ ‘scolding’ Chloe ! You’re scaring poor little Fiver ‘turns to Fiver ,cooing’ It’s ok baby, Chloe’s not going to hurt you
Kate - Come on Max, I have a new rabbit cage waiting for you in my room ‘leads Max out of the room, flashing a smirk at Victoria and Chloe as she leaves’
‘Victoria and Chloe sit quietly in Max’s room’
Victoria - ‘sighs’ Damn she’s good
Chloe - ‘looks at Victoria’s cat carrier’
Victoria - What is it Price ?
Chloe - Nothing…it’s just that….it kind of looks like my old cat Bongo. Kind of acts like her too, she’s really adorable…..
Victoria - ‘raises eyebrow skeptically’ I thought they were “Cold heartless creatures”
Chloe - They have their charms ‘starts playing peek-a-boo’with the Cat’
Victoria - Fine, you can have it….
Chloe - ‘looks up at Victoria, with huge hopeful eyes
Victoria - ‘grabs birdcage’ But I’m taking this one ! It’s a trade !
Chloe - ‘gets up holding carrier’ Fine. I didn’t want that bird anyway
‘Chloe and Victoria walk to the door’
Chloe - So….what are you calling it
Victoria - Why do you care ?
Chloe - I’m calling this little baby ‘thinks’ VICTORIA, because she’s probably going to be a fussy bitch like you ‘runs out of the room laughing manically’
Victoria ‘leans out door’ W-well I’m calling the bird CHLOE, because it smells like SHIT !
Chloe -’calls out at the end of the hallway’ I know you love me baby ‘runs out and closes door’
Victoria - ‘strolling back to her room,sighing’ Damn, she’s right…..