Batmax Rises
-Two Whales-
Chloe- ‘shocked’ Amazeballs. I literally just got chills all over my neck…YOU HAVE POWERS.
Max - ‘confident as hell’ You bet I do
Chloe - Oh my god, you have to do something with this….
Max- Chloe, what could I do with…
Chloe - YOU SHOULD BE A SUPER HERO ‘bounces in seat excitedly’
Max - ‘coughs on food’ A super hero ? This isn’t a video game Chloe…
Chloe - No WAY. It’s better ^^ ‘grabs Max’s arm’ I have an idea, let’s go…..
‘Chloe runs out of the diner with Max’
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Victoria - ‘looking at a set of papers’ This is so STUPID
Chloe - Come on Vicky, you know she’s got the stuff
Victoria - ‘puts papers down’ Why can’t she just do things…..as Max ?
Max- I’d like to know that myself……
Chloe - ‘climbs on Victoria’s couch, posing dramatically’ The people need a symbol of JUSTICE. A wall that will protect them from creepy teachers, and…and STEP DOUCHE security guard and and THE PRESCOTTS ! They need to feel safe !
Victoria - Ok that’s a fair point, but she has the manual dexterity of a 4 year old, and what’s she going to do ? Rewind criminals back in their homes ?
Chloe- Just make her some neato tools to use with her powers, it’s all good.
Max- ‘looking at costume design’ And why does the design have to be so…..pink ?
Victoria - To be fair, we’re just barely falling short of getting sued by DC. The pink and grey color scheme helps…..
Max - I’m going to look RIDICULOUS
Victoria - Shut up Caulfield, you’re doing it…..
Chloe ‘jumps off couch’ Love ya Vicky ‘smooches Victoria on the cheek and runs out of the room
Victoria - ‘rubs cheek’ Why do I have to be such a sucker for blue hair…..
Max- ‘sighs’ Tell me about it….