A Plethora of Assorted Chair
The three of them decided that almost getting arrested on an alien planet for Jack shaking his shimmy and then having to break free from a dungeon through a sewer was just about enough excitement for one day. They put the diner on cruise control as they were flying through the constellation of Allmoundaris and opened the door to admire the sheer beauty of the universe. It was breath taking to think that while regular people would never be able to see the majesty of space up close like this, the three of them were lucky enough to be able to. All because they had met a madman in a blue box and they ran with him. Clara contentedly sighed to herself wondering about what mischief her clever boy was getting himself into, and hoping that he had found someone else to travel with him. Me and Jack both turned to her with a curious look on their faces obviously wondering what she was reminiscing about.
‘Just thinking about the Doctor you know’ Clara said looking wistfully out at the stars, ‘I wonder what he could be up to. I mean we just got arrested and broke out of jail so god knows what chaos he’s causing right now.’
‘I’m sure he’s off doing something potentially life threatening and frankly ridiculous with someone who has fallen in love with him by now’ Jack said giving Clara a knowing look, ‘that or he’s crashed the TARDIS somewhere and pissed off a monarch.’
The three of them stood there for hours exchanging stories about the Doctor, laughing at all the havoc he managed to cause while somehow saving the day, not that that was just down to him as Me so rightfully added, elbowing Clara. Eventually they decided that they had seen enough of the universe for one day and they all retreated back into the diner to look for somewhere to sit. Considering the diner had crashed landed in Wales before Me and Clara could do any proper exploring, no one had any idea whatsoever where they were going to find a suitable seat that didn’t involve them sitting on the floor.
‘Alright gang. Split up and look for chairs’ Jack said over enthusiastically whilst pointing dramatically towards a door frame.
‘You know you could have said stools and then it would have rhymed’ Clara said, disappointed at the ruined Scooby Doo quote.
‘How on earth does “stools” and “clues” even remotely rhyme?’ Jack asked throwing his arms up in confusion.
‘It rhymes significantly more than “chairs” does. Jeez if you’re going to quote something at least do it properly’
Me rolled her eyes at the two of them squabbling like children and decided that when she found seats she was going to have the comfiest one and they could be left with whatever. After going through a few rooms; one which contained a banquet table laden with all sorts of food; one which had a massive swimming pool complete with a diving board; one which was a colossal walk in wardrobe with clothes in all styles, shapes and colours; and lastly one that was empty except for a pile of blankets and pillows which Me mentally dubbed as the blanket fort room; she finally found what she was looking for. Admittedly, she wasn’t entirely sure why there was a room containing a plethora of assorted chairs and also what appeared to be a marble statue of the crocodile from Lake Placid. Though, they were currently flying around space in a time machine which looked like an American diner so really, in perspective, it wasn’t that odd. Me scanned the massive collection of chairs looking for one that she wanted for a minute before she spotted a gigantic bright red bean bag and decided that Jack and Clara would literally have to fight her to get it. She cautiously made her way through the jumble of chairs and grabbed the, extremely heavy, bean bag off the floor before heading back to the control panel to see if those two had stopped acting like a pair of toddlers.
Much to Me’s surprise neither of them were where she had left them, nor could she hear bickering. Sighing contentedly she placed her bean bag on the floor and flopped ungracefully onto it, becoming engulfed within the obnoxiously bright, over-sized fabric. Hopefully she could have a bit of peace and quiet before the dunderheads came in and ruined it. Sadly Me’s me time was soon interrupted by the sound of footsteps which seemed to be running towards her at an alarming pace. She had only just opened her eyes when she was assaulted by none other than Clara Oswald who had just launched herself at Me.
‘You know a simple hello would have sufficed’ Me said laughing slightly at the sometimes ridiculous behaviour of her girlfriend.
‘Yes but that would be no fun now would it?’ Clara said trying to manoeuvre herself so that she could join Me in her bean bag cocoon.
After a fair while of wriggling about, which wasn’t helped by the fact that they spent more time kissing each other than actually attempting to move, they both managed to fit themselves into the bean bag and curled up together.
‘So where did you manage to find this?’ Clara asked.
‘There is a room over there ish and it is filled with a load of random chairs and an unnecessarily large crocodile statue.’ Me replied gesturing off in the general direction she had walked in.
‘Like massive crocodile big of Lake Placid crocodile big’
‘You know that is exactly what I thought of when I saw it’
‘Well you know what they say. Great minds think alike!’ Clara said enthusiastically causing them both to burst out laughing.
Both girls stayed like that for a while, cuddled up to each other in the bean bag, talking about everything and anything. Unfortunately their alone time was cut short by an over excited Jack Harkness running towards them screeching that he just found a stripper pole in a room somewhere. At the mere thought of what he was going to get up to, both girls grabbed their bean bag and ran off into the room filled with blankets and pillows.
And that is how Jack managed to pull a muscle in his leg from pole dancing and Me and Clara made out in a blanket fort.
AN: FINALLY AN UPDATE OMG!! This is sort of a filler chapter because I have a couple of ideas for what i want to happen but I'm not too sure how to go about writing them anyways i hope you enjoyed it :D (PS River in the Christmas special literally gave me life)