*12 year old voice* ooooooooooooooo
Alexander Hamilton usually never slept willingly. It would take Lafayette and Eliza’s scolding to get him to go to bed. So it was only natural for him to wake up in the middle of the night.
He was pressed against John’s bare chest. “Huh,” Alex groaned, and propped his head up on his arms.
Well, he tried. Because of the fact that he was basically using John as a pillow, he accidentally elbowed John in the stomach.
“Hey,” John said, waking up with a shout. “What the fuck.” And then John got his bearings, and saw Alex laying on him.
“Hey babe,” Alex said softly.
“Hey,” John said, sliding down and kissing Alex. “Why’d you stab me?”
Alex rolled his eyes. “Oh, that’s just like Burr, overdramatizing everything.” John only smirked, and just pulled Alex deeper into the kiss.
“As much as I would love to have morning sex,” Alex said, breaking them off. “It’s not even morning, and we should probably get back to our dorms.”
“Do we have to go back,” John said, stretching out. “We should just stay in here and fuck each other forever.”
“As much I would love to that,” Alex said, pressing kisses against John’s neck. “We should go back. I mean, what if Laf pulls an ‘Alex and John’ and go out in the middle of the night looking for us?”
“You have a point. But if you keep kissing my neck like that we aren’t gonna be able to do anything,” John said, smiling.
“Fine,” Alex said, pressing one last kiss against John’s clavicle. “Come on.”
He swung his legs over the bed, and walked around gathering his clothes. He picked up his pants, which were covered with some white stuff. He looked at John accusingly.
“What?” John said, throwing his hands up. “Did you want me to go around looking for a washcloth in the middle of your orgasm?”
Alex rolled his eyes. John smirked, and got dressed. “There’s probably something in the cabinets,” John told him.
“I guess,” Alex said, and proceeded to search the cabinets. John did so as well.
“Ah,” John yelped after a few moments.
“Hmm?” John pointed at the cabinet. Alex glanced over at it, and immediately looked away.
“I didn’t know that Hogwarts was so kinky,” Alex said.
“I will be forever scarred.”
After a while they found pants for Alex. After a long while because the two kept kissing each other. They were so in love it was gross.
They left the room, and closed the door. John stroked a hand down the wood grain. “The Room of Requirement,” he muttered.
“Did you name the room?” Alex asked him teasingly. He placed his arm around John’s hip and nosed his hair.
John blushed. “Yeah?”
“Well it’s not a bad name,” Alex said. “Come on, let’s go.”
The two made their way towards their dorm, exchanging cute little kisses along the way. They were very love drunk.
So love drunk, that they weren’t paying attention when they rounded a corner and promptly bumped into Professor Longbottom.
“Shi-Shoot,” Alex said. Professor Longbottom was holding a potted plant. No, not potted plant, that would be implying that the plant was harmless. The plant that he was holding was large, thorny, dark green, and looked like it would sell everyone to Satan for a single corn chip. It looked flat out illegal.
“Oh, hey, kids,” Professor Longbottom said, letting out an awkward smile. He readjusted his hold on the plant. “You um, shouldn’t be out at this time, but listen-“ he said, leaning in closer. “I shouldn’t either, so this never happened, ok?”
John and Alex were confused and very shocked, but they nodded. “Ok,” Alex whispered. And then they heard foot steps, and Professor Longbottom freaked out.
Longbottom pulled out his wand, muttered an incantation over the plant, which turned into a lopsided mouse. He put it into his pocket, and began scolding Alex and John.
“You two shouldn’t be out after hours,” he said. His eyes were apologetic. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you two detention.”
Alex and John were still very confused, but they nodded. It wasn’t like they could argue with a teacher. Well, they have countless of times before, but John and Alex liked and respected Professor Longbottom. And they didn’t want to be in any more trouble than they were in right now.
While Professor Longbottom was scolding them, Professor Seabury walked by them. Oh, so that’s why he’s yelling at us, Alex thought. If he didn’t punish us, Seabury would have given us a much worse punishment. Seabury glanced at them, but he didn’t see anything wrong happening, so he walked past. Eventually, he was out of sight, and Professor Longbottom let out a sigh of relief.
“I’m sorry about that boys,” he said. “But I’m still going to have to give you two detention. Seabury’s gonna call me out if you’re not in trouble.”
Alex and John exchanged a look, but they shrugged. “Ok then?”
“Yea, well,” Longbottom said, and pulled out the mouse. He took his wand and turned it back into the plant. “Thank god that transfiguration went well,” he said. “I’m horrible at transfiguring things.” He clapped John and Alex on the back. “Go back to your dorms,” he said. “And don’t get into any more trouble.”
“Yes sir,” was John’s shaky reply. They walked away from Longbottom. Alex looked at John questioningly, and John replied with, “I don’t even know.”
Alex laid his head on John’s shoulder. “Was that worth getting in trouble for?”
“Well, the sex was,” John said, drawing a laugh from Alex. “But we should have just let Laf go after us.” Alex smiled. “What? It’s true! We go back to our dorm in case Laf goes after us and gets in trouble, and we’re the ones who get in trouble. This is what we get for being a good person.” Alex laughed.
They reached their dorms, and entered it quietly to not wake up Lafayette. Who wasn't even in their dorms that night.
"You're an asshole."
The Revolutionary Crew were eating at breakfast, and Alex was being bitter about Lafayette not being in their dorms that night.
"I think we already established that, mon cher," Lafayette said, picking at their food. Alex rolled his eyes. "But what happened now?"
"Me and John got detention!"
"For?"
"We were wandering around Hogwarts looking for you after hours."
Angelica snapped her fingers in front of Alex's face. "Alexander. Haven't you realized that when Laf is gone they and George are off in their sexual escapades?"
John and Alex blushed. Lafayette shrugged. "Well, she's not wrong."
Angelica smirked, and said, "Well where's George off to now?"
"He's off doing prefect stuff."
"Oh. You know," Angelica said, leaning in as to tell a secret. "They say he's got quite a big..... taxi."
Alex raised his eyebrows.
"Ok," Lafayette said. "I don't want to know where you heard all that, but well, you're not wrong."
"I'm not sure I know what you mean," Eliza said. Angelica snapped her fingers in front of her face.
"'Liza. He's packing a stretch limousine," Angelica said.
"Tell me something I don't know," Laf said smugly.
"Oh," Eliza said, understanding. She shrugged. "Well as long as he keeps it clean."
"Eh," Angelica said, half agreeing. "See, this shows how pure she is. You guys with the dirty minds-" She gestured towards Alex, John, and Lafayette. "And then there's 'Liza. Oh, Eliza, you're a cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure."
"What?" Eliza asked.
"It's what the kids say," Angelica said dismissively.
"Angelica I'm younger than you!"
"I, for one," Peggy said, leaning in. "Love it."
"Ya'll are freaks."
"Again, I'm really sorry for making you guys do detention."
John and Alex were at Professor Longbottom's detention. Professor Longbottom kept stuttering and apologizing, it was getting kind of annoying for Alex.
"It's fine, it's fine," Alex said. He didn't want to make him feel bad.
"So," John said, putting his hands in his pockets. "What are we doing?"
"Oh," Professor Longbottom said. "I was thinking, that we, um, just repot some plants. These aren't very dangerous. It's quite easy, frankly."
Alex and John followed Professor Longbottom's lead and began repotting the plants. Alex tried to create small talk.
"So," he began. "What were you doing out in the middle of Hogwarts at night?"
"Oh!" Professor Longbottom said excitedly. "So I got this plant, right? Venemous Tentacula. Highly illegal."
John and Alex shared a look. John shrugged. Eh, he's seen weirder things.
"Where'd you get it, sir?" John asked him.
"Oh, I was at Hog's Head, grabbing a drink. I've been wanting to find this plant for a while, you know," Professor Longbottom rambled. Alex wasn't sure if he knew what he was saying.
"Um, ok," Alex said.
"Yeah, and then, oh wait- I shouldn't be saying these things."
Alex shrugged halfheartedly. "It's ok?"
"Oh, just forget what I said, and, um, you're dismissed."
John shrugged, and they left.
"That was strange," he said.
"Yup."