Friends With Benefits For Idiots

“Tell him,” Uhura insisted. She and Spock were in her quarters for a music night, but all Uhura wanted to do was fuss at Spock about his feelings for Jim.  

Spock shook his head and concentrated on playing his Vulcan lute.  He was regretting informing Uhura of his deep regard for their captain.

“Spock, you love him…”

“I do not,” Spock interrupted, finally looking to his ex.

“You do. I can see it in the way you look at him.  You said he was beautiful and you wished to be forever at his side.”

Spock furrowed his eyebrows together. “I was…emotionally compromised by the dark chocolate martini.”

Uhura chuckled and sat down next to him on his couch. “People are often the most truthful when intoxicated.”

“That logic is unsound.”

Uhura sighed and leaned back against the couch. “Spock, fine…if you don’t ‘love’ him, at least admit you like him.”

“Of course I like him. He is our captain.”

“Spock.”

Spock looked away and closed his eyes. “I…I will admit to finding him aesthetically pleasing and wishing to perhaps...court him.”

Uhura sat up and nearly giggled. “Ask him out then!”

Spock shook his head. “The captain…Jim does not engage in monogamous relationships.”

“Yes he does, Spock.”

He looked to his friend and arched a brow. “When?”

“Well, in the second year of the academy he was in a long-term relationship with Gary Mitchell.”

Spock gripped his lute tightly as a flare of illogical jealously burst through him. “Why did their relationship terminate.”

“I think Gary cheated or something.  Kirk was a depressed that week, I remember.  Wouldn’t even come on to me or try and guess my name like he usually did.”

Spock made a mental note to look into Gary Mitchell before looking to Uhura. “He may have entertained the thought in the past, but during our last shore leave he was quite thrilled to regale us with a story of a threesome he engaged in which ended with the fact that he couldn’t remember his partner’s names.”

Uhura sighed. “Yeah, that kind of sucks.  But that was like…six, seven months ago.  Maybe he was just letting off some steam. Being a captain is stressful.  Spock, just talk to him. He always loves being with you and even makes gooey eyes at you.”

The tips of Spock’s ears tinted green. “He does not.”

Uhura laughed. “God, you’re acting like a teenager, Spock.  Just talk to him, or else you’re just gonna get hurt.”

Spock nodded. “I will think on it.”

Two weeks later, Spock requested entrance into Jim’s quarters for their nightly chess game.  The door slid open a second later and Spock entered.  As he walked over to where Jim was standing beside the chess board, Spock smelt something that nearly made his knees buckle.

He is aroused, Spock thought as Jim turned to him and smiled.

“Hey, right on time,” Jim said. “Set up the board and I’ll get us drinks.”

All Spock could do was nod and then do as Jim requested.  Spock kept glancing to Jim but other than the pheromones radiating off him, there was no other sign the human was aroused. Spock looked away and willed himself not to become affected by Jim. He sat down and waited for Jim to come over with their drinks.

Spock clenched his fists under the table as Jim placed a cup of tea in front of him before sitting across from him.

“Since I won last time, you can be white,” Jim said.

“Affirmative,” Spock replied before starting the game.

A few minutes into the game, Jim started to bounce his leg under the table.  Spock ignored it.  A few moments after that, Jim started drumming his fingers on the table. Spock ignored it. 

Spock couldn’t ignore it when Jim suddenly stood up and started jumping up in down in place.

“Captain?”

Jim stopped. “Sorry, I just…got this extra energy that won’t go away. It sucks.”

“Your arousal sucks?”

Jim looked to Spock with wide eyes.  “What? No…I’m not…that’s not.” Jim then groaned and ran a hand through his hair. “God, you know what…actually…UGH! Yes, alright I’m horny and I my hand can only do so much.”

Spock dug his nails into his thighs and mentally calmed himself.  “Is there not another way to relieve yourself?”

Jim nodded. “Yeah, but I broke it.”

Spock arched a brow. Jim sighed then turned and went into his bedroom area.  Spock stood and followed, standing in the doorway as he watched Jim opened his bedside drawer and pull out an object.  Jim turned to Spock and showed it to him.

“My vibrator broke,” Jim told him.

Spock looked to the vibrator and noticed it was green in color.  Spock’s nose flared.  He raised his gaze to meet Jim’s bright blue eyes.

“Can you not fix it?”

Jim shook his head and tossed the vibrator into a nearby trash bin.  “Nah.  Its times like these when I wish I had a friend on the ship.”

“I am your friend.”

Jim chuckled. “Not like that. I mean…a friend with…benefits.”

Spock cocked his head to the side slightly and arched a brow.

Jim chuckled again. “Spock, a friend with benefits is a friend that you occasionally…have sex with.”

“Why?”

“Why? Because both of you are single and may be horny and just want to get off without any romantic entanglements.”

Spock nodded and then, before he could convince himself not to, he said, “I am currently single.”

Jim blinked. “Um…I know.”

Perhaps this is the only way to be with Jim, Spock thought even though he knew he was wrong and needed to leave immediately.  But the temptation to lay with Jim in a intimate way was too much to bear.

“I am single and do occasionally become…horny.”

Jim licked his lips. “Alright, but…don’t Vulcans not do casual?”

We do not, Spock, tell him you love him. “I am only half-Vulcan and on the rare occasion I do indulge in my human side’s needs.” Spock breathed in and knew Jim had become more aroused. 

“Okay…okay…um…so you want to…do this? Friends with benefits?”

“I do.”

Jim smiled at Spock then started moving closer. “Great.  This is…great. Um, how do you want to do it?”

Spock arched a brow which made Jim bite his bottom lip to stifle a laugh.

“I mean, do you want to take control or…”

“Yes,” Spock interrupted with a light growl. 

Jim’s pupils dilated more and Spock was itching to reach out and touch him.

“Yeah, I’d like that. Very much.  So, um…how do you want to start then? Perhaps with some kissing…” Jim was interrupted again as Spock broke and pulled him in for a passionate kiss.  Jim gasped in surprise which made Spock deepen the kiss and crowd Jim up against the bulkhead.

Jim wrapped his arms around Spock’s neck and kissed him back with fervor. Spock groaned as Jim moaned. He slipped a hand down to Jim’s ass and squeezed, causing the blonde to grind into him. 

Jim broke the kiss and panted slightly before grinning. “Bed or against the wall?”

“Bed,” Spock growled, lifting Jim up and carrying over to the bed where he dropped him down.  Jim stopped Spock was followed after but holding out his hand.  He sat up as Spock looked confused.

“Take off your clothes,” Jim told him. Spock nodded and quickly undressed as Jim did so as well.  Spock finished before the human.

This should not be happening, Spock, he told himself as Jim was finishing undressing. He is your t’hy’la and you need to inform him of your deep regard.  Spock then watched Jim slowly remove his underwear to reveal his pert behind and erect member. His conscious left the building at that.

Jim then looked to Spock and nearly whimpered. He eyed Spock head to toe and liked what he saw.

“It’s true…double ridges,” Jim sighed happily.

“Also self-lubricating,” Spock added.

Jim moaned. “Perfect.”  Jim sat on the edge of the bed and stared at Spock’s erection before him.  He slowly held a hand to it then paused just before touching it.  He looked up to Spock. “Are you shielding? I mean, I know my mind is racing and you probably would be bombarded with stuff…”

“I have erected numerous strong shields.”

Jim huffed out a light laugh which made Spock’s cock slightly jump as Jim’s breathed on him. “Haha, erected.  Anyway, that’s good.” Jim then looked to the long, thick, lightly green member before him and licked his lips. “Do you want a blow job?”

Spock arched a brow.

Jim looked up at him mischievously. “I just…quite like sucking cock. Haven’t done it in a long, long time, though.”

Spock chest rumbled in response as he nodded.  Jim grinned then wrapped a hand around Spock’s cock. Spock tensed up as Jim then leaned forward and gently licked the head. He closed his eyes and let out a low groan as Jim swallowed him whole, all the way down to the base. 

Spock kept his eyes closed as Jim proceeded to bob up and down. Jim had moved his hands to Spock’s hips and pulled slightly, encouraging Spock to move his hips. Spock opened his eyes then and looked down.  The sight before him was straight from his deepest illogical fantasies.  Jim’s perfect lips wrapped sinfully around his thick length, eagerly sucking him.

“Jim,” Spock sighed out, raising one hand to lightly touch his finger tips to Jim’s cheek.  Jim looked up to him with those electric blue eyes and Spock wanted nothing more to just fess up how much he loved his t’hy’la.

Jim popped off of Spock’s dick and smiled.  He then moved backwards on the bed and laid his head down on a pillow.  Spock got onto the bed and crawled over Jim and stared down at him.

“We’re really doing this, huh?” Jim asked.

Spock nodded. “Yes.”

Jim smiled bigger then ran his hands over Spock’s torso. “God you’re ripped. I knew you were from the gym but wow.”

Spock looked over Jim’s naked body. “You are quite aesthetically pleasing.” 

Before Jim could respond, Spock laid down on him and kissed him.  Jim moaned, wrapping his arms around Spock and spreading his legs so Spock could lay nestled between them.  They both gasped lightly as they arousals rubbed against each other.

Spock moved his head back to stare down at Jim as he slowly circled his hips.  Pleasure was evident on Jim’s face.  Jim grinned then moved a hand to cup Spock’s face.  He gently turned Spock’s head to the side a little. Jim then leaned his head forwards and licked the shell of Spock’s right pointy ear.  Spock shuddered as Jim’s tongue got to the tip of his ear and the blonde suckled at it.

“Wanted to do that for a while to be honest,” Jim chuckled into Spock’s ear.  “Sensitive?”

“Yes.”

Jim nipped at the tip before settling his head back on the pillow. “Good.  So, do you need foreplay or are you ready to get to it?”

Spock turned his head and looked down at the blonde beauty. He kissed Jim quickly before sitting up and flipping Jim over onto his stomach. 

Jim gasped as Spock grabbed his hips and pulled him up on to his hands and knees.  Spock knelt behind him and ran a hand down Jim’s back to one of Jim’s pert butt cheeks. He squeezed it as Jim chuckled.

“Nice, huh?” Jim asked.

“Indeed,” Spock replied before placing his other hand to the other cheek and spreading them apart to reveal Jim’s entrance. Spock merely stared at it for several moments until Jim wiggled his butt and looked over his shoulder at Spock.

“Really need you to hurry up, Spock.”

Spock met Jim’s gaze and raised a brow.

Jim huffed. “You gotta prepare me. Or do you want me to do it myself.”

That would be a pleasing sight, Spock thought before shaking his head. “I will do it.”

“Do you need anything or is…Ah!” Jim hung his head and moaned as Spock just went for it; gathering his own natural lubricant before pressing a finger into Jim.  Spock closed his eyes at the pleasure of Jim’s tightness on his sensitive finger. He pressed against Jim’s prostate and enjoyed the sound Jim made for him.  Spock opened his eyes and added another finger.

He moved them in and out, watching Jim’s hole stretch around them.  He groaned as he scissored his fingers and brushed against Jim’s sweet spot.

“Nnngh…Spock,” Jim moaned out, moving his hips back.  Spock

Spock added a third finger and groaned again. He did not realize how pleasing he would find fingering Jim open.  Spock kept his gaze down and his fingers disappearing into Jim to his knuckle then pulling them back out to thrust back in. Jim was clenching beautifully around him.  Spock was incredibly hard now, his cock leaking and aching to be buried in Jim’s tight heat.

“Alright,” Jim moaned, dropping down to his elbows and pressing back further on Spock’s fingers. “Enough. C’mon, Spock, I need to be fucked now.”

Spock’s chest rumbled in a deep growl as he removed his fingers and grabbed Jim’s hips.  He scooted closer and lined his penis up to Jim’s entrance.  Jim was trembling under him as he slowly started pressing his head in.  Jim gasped and told Spock to keep going. 

Spock nodded and kept pressing in until he was fully seated inside Jim where he paused. His mouth opened and he lightly panted.  He and Jim fit together perfectly.

Jim gripped the pillow under his head and carefully circled his hips.  He whimpered as Spock’s double ridges brushed against his prostate.

“Spock, keep going.”

Spock nodded and pulled out before thrusting back in.  He groaned and kept up a slow pace until Jim moved back to his hands and started bouncing his ass back against Spock. Spock growled at that and ran a hand up Jim’s back to grip his shoulder.  He picked up his pace, thrusting into Jim faster as Jim moved back against him enthusiastically.

“Fuck, Spock,” Jim moaned. “Harder.”

Unable to deny his t’hy’la anything, Spock’s thrust became harder.  Jim mewled in response, hearing their skin slapping against one another.  Spock closed his eyes and relished in hearing Jim’s sweet noises. The moans, groans, mewls.  The noises edged Spock on as his release started building up.  

“God you’re…so good,” Jim gasped out.

At one particularly hard thrust, Spock jabbed Jim’s prostate in the most pleasurable way.  Jim screamed Spock’s name in response before dropping back down onto his elbows and forearms. He buried his face into a pillow and whined.

Spock opened his eyes and need to touch Jim more.  He leaned over Jim’s back and nipped at the back of his neck as his cock kept hammering against Jim’s spot hard again and again.  He sucked a mark on Jim’s neck before feeling Jim clench tightly around him. 

When Jim came a moment later, his cry of Spock’s name was muffled into the pillow his face was buried in.  Spock groaned Jim’s name and found his release seconds later, emptying himself deep in Jim.

Spock sat up straight and carefully pulled out of Jim.  Jim sighed and laid down on his stomach and caught his breath.  Spock moved down to lay next to him and when Jim turned onto his side, Spock figured the blonde wished to cuddle.  Spock lit up inside at the thought and quickly cuddled up behind Jim and wrapped an arm around Jim’s middle.

Jim froze in his arms. “What ya doing, Spock?”

“Did you…not want to cuddle?”

Jim huffed out a light laugh and shook his head. “Cuddling isn’t really what friends with benefits do.”

“I see. My apologies,” Spock said before moving away and sitting up. 

Jim sat up beside him and hissed slightly. Spock looked to him and arched a brow. “Did I hurt you?”

Jim shook his head and smiled at him. “No, it’s just been a while. You were fantastic by the way.”

Spock’s cheeks tinted green. “As were you.”

Jim laughed at that and then got out of bed.  He started walking towards the bathroom then turned and looked to Spock on his bed.

Spock had to snap his gaze up from where he could see his seed leaking down between Jim’s legs.  He looked to Jim’s bright blue eyes and saw a quizzical look on Jim’s face.

“Yes?” Spock asked.

Jim raised a hand and scratched the back of his head. “Um…well…I guess since you’ve never been in a friends with benefits situation you don’t know the rules.”

“Rules?”

Jim nodded. “Well, cuddling is a no-no and…so is sleeping over.”

“Of course,” Spock said, looking away and getting out of bed.  He found his clothes on the floor and quickly put them on.  He finally looked back to Jim and said, “This has been a pleasing evening, Jim.  Perhaps we will engage in coitus again.”

Jim smiled. “Yeah, of course.  That’s what friends with benefits are for, right?”

“Indeed.” I love you.  “I will see you on the bridge tomorrow.” Before Jim could respond, Spock walked past him, entered their shared bathroom and went into his quarters.  He moved to his bed and plopped down on it. 

Friends with benefits, Spock thought. You are an idiot, Spock.