chapter 3 - I thought you were some one else
Bill was furious !! He just opened his shower bag in the dorms bathroom to find out that Tad have used his “Aveda Shampure” again without his permission !!!
He knows it’s his favorite !! He knows he haves only one bottle left of it !! He knows how much he hates that !! AND HE CERTAINLY KNOWS THAT ITS HARD TO BUY IN HERE SINCE ITS NOT ALWAYS AVAILABLE !!
“That SHIT !!” He said to himself out loud as he entered the shower cubicle to wash off himself after the football practice.
Yeah .. he loves himself .. A lot ! That’s why he would only get the best stuff for himself to look his best ! That’s why he loves his FUCKING “Aveda Shampure” Because it makes his hair smell all lemony and that soothes him when he goes to sleep at night after practice every day.
ITS HIS SPECIAL ROUTINE AND NOW ITS RUINED BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKER TAD !!
He is so going to pay !! He will think of something to make him remember a strong lesson the next time he touches his stuff.
But what possibly could he do that would make Tad as angry as he is now ?!
He can always wear an orange shirt or bring an orange since Tad haves Chrysophobia ?
No that’s not it .. He wants him angry not terrified or disgusted ..
Maybe make a huge mess at their bedroom since he is such a perfectionist ? .. Sounds like a plan B but not an A ..
What is the thing that ticks Tad to no end ?
He knows the answer is somewhere in his head but he can’t seem to remember it in the mean time.
After he was done with his shower -had to borrow a crummy shampoo from the guy in the cubicle next to him- he stepped out wearing a yellow bathrobe and headed straightly to his room .
He knows at this time Tad will be back from the library , just have one look at him and know what’s wrong with him and convince him that he didn’t mean it and he will get him a new one and so on !
The thing is , Bill always can’t stay made at Tad for long because they became the best of friends when they started as roomies at oxford university at England.
But this time he wants to stay mad at him ! He wants to teach him a lesson in order for him to know that there is things he likes to be asked permission from before using just as he asks him to do so !
And so he reached the room and closed the door behind him , wore an over sized yellow sweater with a huge eye in the middle and his black boxers and threw himself at his bed “I’ll sleep it off” he thought as he dosed off …
*time jump to the morning LOL*
When Bill woke up at the morning he still had no idea what will he do to anger Tad .. Which kinda made him want to give up on the whole thing .. Then this happened ..
Tad was screaming at a random guy at the hall way and just left furious.
That’s when Bill approached the guy and asked him what happened:
“I just asked him if he was gay and if so I wanted to date him , that’s all”
Oh now he remembered ~
Bill thanked the guy and left to class.
On his way he remembered what Tad hated .. He hated being called gay and it’s not because he is racist or anything ((he is best friends with Bill who is gay )) It’s because people asked him if he was one so many times it started to annoy him so much..
THAT’S IT !! HE WILL IMBARSE HIM !! He still had 30 minutes before class , he will grab a bite and head to look for the pray ~
5 mins after he took a cup of coffee from starbucks he walked around to look for Tad .. If he remembers correctly he was wearing a blue hoodie today when he scolded that guy earlier , so he just haves to look for someone wearing a blue hoodie and he will execute his revenge ~
With a huge grin in Bills face he continued to look around until he found him.
He stood talking to a girl while giving his back to Bill , “seriously who eles will wear this hoodie against Tad any way ?” he thought to himself as he then looked at the girl he was standing with.
Bill knew that girl very well .. Because it was the girl Tad won’t shut his mouth talking about how pretty , cute and funny she was in his eyes.
It was the university’s sweet heart “Mabel Pines” and Tad haves these strong feeling towards her.
“This going to be perfect ~” Bill whispered in a low voice as he acted casually and approached the unsuspecting two then slapped the persons ass!!
“WHY HELLO ..” Bill stopped mid sentence at the voice that squealed in shock at the sudden act.
That wasn’t Tad’s voice.
Looking right in the other persons eyes , It was “Dipper Pines” the twin brother of Mabel who ((by all honesty)) barely talks.
Bill thought the guy was mute or something .. But guess he isn’t after all.
Dipper stared at Bill for a moment before he slapped him right on his left check !!
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TOUCHING MM … MMM ME THAT WAY ??!?!?”
“LISTEN KID ..”
“KID ??!?! WE ARE THE SAME AGE LET ALONG STUDY THE SAME COURSES TOGETHER !!!”
“We do ?”
“AGH !! DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT !!”
“NO I WASN’T CHANGING THE SUBJECT I WAS MERELY .. AGH NEVER MIND !! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME ONE ELSE”
“I AM GLAD NOT TO BE THE PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU TO GREAT HIM BY SLAPPING THEIR .. EHM NNN NEVER MIND”
“AWWWW your too cute you don’t say bad words like ass Kiddo ?”
“I AM NOT CUTE OR KIDDO !! GOT THAT ?? AGH” after that dipper just threw his one of the notebooks he was holding at Bill and stormed away angry.
Mabel , in the other hand just looked at Bill in an angry way then picked up her brothers notebook and said :”What’s is wrong with you to harass my Bro Bro that way ?!?!??”
“HARASS ?? I THOUGHT HE WAS SOMEONE ELES”
“Whatever” And with that Mabel left him and went to catch up with her brother.
That day .. Bill didn’t even speak to Tad and every time he would he would only say one thing ..
“I fucking hate your blue hoodie =_=”.