Straybunnyalois Drabbels

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Straybunnyalois Drabbels
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A bunch of practice drabbels for you guys to enjoy p.s : credit of the ideas goes to otppromots in tumblr unless stated other wise
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otppromots : Imagine person A getting stabbed at their wedding while person B is forced to watch!!!
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Chapter 4 - OMG DID I JUST ...

Walking down the hallways of Gravity falls High, a certain brown haired genius by the name of Dipper Pines was grinning like an idiot.

Today..

Of all days of his boring routines and event less life ..

Bill FUCKING Cipher actually talked to him!! AND HE ACTUALLY KNEW HIS NAME !!

OMG THIS DAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!

Excitedly he walked to his next class which was Biology but before he opened the classroom door somebody called him from behind saying : “EEmm MASON”.

Dipper looked back to be surprised by none other than Bill ..Again!!

“OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE IS CALLING ME !! WHAT COULD HE EVER WANT FROM ME ??!”

Bill stood in front of him sucking in a breath harshly as he said:

“Wow!! You sure are a faster walker !! I barely could keep up with you !! And I WAS FREAKING RUNNING”.

“Rrr really ? I never knew I could walk that fast hehe ..”

“Well you sure do! Hell you could sign up for the track team ~ If that’s you fast walking how about when you run ??!! WOW YOU WILL BEAT EVERYONE HAHA”.

“Oh well www why not ? hehe I will give a thought .. “

A moment of silent went by between the 2 for around 5 minutes , after it Dipper broke the silence saying:

“Sss ssoo you were ccc calling me earlier ..”.

“OH yeah right about that .. I just wanted your number”.

“MMMMMM MY NN .. “ Dipper clears out his throat and trys to compose himself from fan girling over the whole situation ..

“My number ? Aaaa ahhh Sure its ……..”.

“Mine is ……..”.
“So emmm I was wondering .. Www why did you want iiii it anyway ?”.
“Oh well I just wanted to have someone help me with Math .. Cause I am not doing very sunny this semester , GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!”.
Dipper Smiled gently feeling his face heat up “GOOD HE IS JUST TOO CUTE ~” Dipper screamed saying inside his head, But ignored the thought as he said:”Will eemm Bill I would like to stay and chat but well ahhh *Points towards the classroom door* ..”.

“OH OHOH Sorry well It was nice talking to you Mason”.

“Call me Dipper” Dipper said fast without realizing but continued saying:”pp please”.

Bill looked at him for a moment then Grind saying in delight:”Nope ~”.

“Wahh ?”.

“I will call you Pine tree instead”.

Dipper couldn’t help question him saying:”Why would you even think about calling me that ?”.

Bill chuckled and pointed towards Dippers hate as he went saying:”See Ya later Pine tree”.

“TOO CUTE ~” Was the last thought in Dippers head as he opened the door and went in.

*Time jump LOL*

At lunch break Dipper was excited to tell Mabel all what happened with him and the schools most hottest guy.

He would have told her in class today since they share the same schedule but she was sick today and couldn’t come, So he went straight to the cafeteria and sat in the table that he and Mabel would usually sit on with her friends But since she is not their today they didn’t come … Well he can’t get angry at them .. They are Mabels friends and not his .. Whatever!! He won’t ruin his happiness over this stupid issue!!

He fished his phone happily from his bag while a homemade cookie sticking out from his mouth .. Mabel made him a snack even though she is tired today, He just loves her to bits with her preferring others needs over her own ..

That’s reminds him he will get her a gift later , Maybe something glittery ? He chuckled and unlocked his IPhones screen and straightly texted the only name he had in his phone with the letter B .. Or so it was ?

Dipper :” OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED??!?!”

Bill was sitting with Pacifica and Tad at the popular table when his phone suddenly vibrated.

Questioningly he unlocked it to see a message from the cute nerdy boy from his Math class, Dipper.

He answered straightly:

Bill/((Supposed Bae aka Mabel)):”What :0 ?”.

Dipper :”You remember my Crush ? You know .. The one I talked to you about before ?”.

Questioningly Bill/((Supposed Bae aka Mabel)):” .. Okay ..?”.

Dipper :”Oh COME ON DON’T ACT ALL ( ? ) ON ME NOW !! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT !! CUTTING TO THE CHASE , HE TALKED TO MEEEEEE \( ^w^ )/ !!!

Okay by now Bill was confused but in all honestly his curiosity was at its highest peak so he texted straightly :” Who is he ?”.

Dipper :” WE ARE STILL PLAYING THIS ?!?!? OMG , ALWAYS WEARS YELLOW AND HIS TASTE IN FASHION IS ALWAYS DAPPER AND HIS BOWTIES !! GOSH BAE HE WAS WEARING THE BLACK ONE AGAIN OMG OMG HE LOOKED SO HANDSOME TODAY WITH IT !!! YOUR FEVER MUST BE REALLY GETTING TO YOU IF YOU DIDN’T FIGURE OUT BY NOW !”

Bill was now dump founded … He wore a black tie today and he does usually wears yellow since it’s his favorite color … And he does like to wear fashionably at times …

Does Dipper LIKE HIM ??!?!?!?!!?

Bill was shocked and a little bit surprised , Yeah he knew girls liked him and had a thing for him BUT MAN HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS THIS HANDSOME FOR GUYS EVEN TO LIKE HIM !!

Grinning now to himself he felt like his confidence rose to the roof by now ~ He sure is so handsome to be hit on by everyone.. But.. He does kind of feel guilty about what’s happening now ..

Why would Dipper text him about how he felt towards him ? It did sound like he thought he was someone else .. Should he just ignore the whole thing and act like he didn’t get it ? .. Or confront him about the whole situation ? Play it off ?? NO NO NO The last option is a big no no , Dipper .. Is just .. Too cute ?

GOD WHAT SHOULD HE DO ?? well There is one thing left to do as an option. He should just do the right thing and confront him about it .. It’s now or never.

Standing up Tad asked him :”Where are you going Bill ?”

“Just going to do something fast , It will only take a minute”

“Whatever dude just come fast , Paz is starting to even criticize me from boredom”

“Shut up Tad , My grand pa wears better than you”

“See ??!!”.

Bill laughed and said :”Okay okay I won’t take long I promise ~”.

He walked throw the cafeteria to go to the table located in the furthest corner to where Dipper was sitting.

Dipper in the other hand was awaiting Mabel’s reply when he noticed something really .. really .. really stupid of him ..

Did .. He just text someone else .. ?

And to be specific .. DID HE JUST TEXT BILL ABOUT HIM HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM FOR REAL ??!

Nah I mean he couldn’t have just knew he was talking about him of all people , yeah I mean he didn’t mention names yet .. At least he could hope so ..

WHAT HAVE HE DONE ??!!?!?!? HE EXPOSED HIS CRUSH TO HIS ON CRUSH ?!?! OMG HIS SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED !!!

WAIT BILL IS COMING OVER !!! HE .. IS .. DONE .. FOR !!

Bill can practically see the terror radiating from Dippers eyes as he approaches the table he is sitting on .. Did he do the right choice here ?

Well ..Dipper .. Is cute .. He really thinks his adorable , Even now he looks like a deer caught on headlights kind of adorable ~
So he needs to say something ..

Something simple , straight and Bill-ish as him

And so he will.

So he approached the table and simply said with a huge grin in his face even though he was nervous as hell :”Pick ya up at 8 Pine Tree” And he walked away.

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