chapter 1 - A wedding to remmber
To think in a worm and sunny day like this nothing special would happen is an understatement!! Because in the pines mystery shake in Gravity falls , a day like this was the most special day to them .
With Mabel dragging Dipper everywhere around the house to get him ready for the big day , to the Stan twins arguing about their ties along with both the grooms parents assuring everything is ready the whole house was a mess!
“Mabel I don’t need to put make up! Make up is for girls”
“Oh come on silly ~ You need to look good for when we take the picture Plus you look so pale! Did you sleep early last night like I told you so ?”
“Emmm Yes”
Mabel looked Dipper right in the eyes and said:”DIPPER I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU!! YOU SLEPT LATE IN YOUR WEDDING NIGHT ?? YOU KNOW YOU NEED ALL THE REST YOU CAN GET AND YET YOU DIDN’T ?!?!”
“Mabel seriously it’s no big deal , plus I was doing something important ..”
“And that would be ??”
“Ahhhh .. I was .. texting some .. one ….”
Mabel was silent for a minute , letting the words sink in when realization struck her she squealed saying :“AAAAAAAAAWWWW you were texting him weren’t you ??!?! OMG THAT IS SO CUTE!!”
“Mabel please stop making this in to a big deal .. please I ..”
“OMG WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??!!?”
“Nothing Mabel ! Just finish with that stupid makeup ..”
“Oh ~ now makeup is okay? just so you don’t say anything isn’t it ? then fine .. Sure Dip-Dop ~”
Dipper sighed and said : “Thank you , now how much is left ? I have been staying still for a long time already !”.
“Staying STILL ?!? Dipper .. You were anything but still , you kept fiddling most of the time”
“But what can I do ?!?!? I AM TOO NERVOUS !”
“It’s going to be fine Dip-Dop … I think you are ..”
“NO IT WONT! YOU DON’T GET TO BE MARRIED EVERY DAY MABES!! WHAT IF I MESS THIS UP?!!? OMG I WILL MESS THIS UP !!”
Mabel held Dippers face in both her hands to make him focus on her and said softly : “Mason .. You are going to be fine , I trust you .. So take a deep breath and calm down”.
Dipper did as he was told and stayed still for a moment and said : “Thanks .. I kind of needed that”.
“Yeah .. It showed ,by the way yes I did finish your makeup”.
“WHAT ?!?!? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME EARLIER ??”.
“Because I thought you needed to vent your tension before you go anywhere , You where in the verge of crying!” .
“NNN NO I WASN’T !! GOD LETS JUST GO ALREADY”
“Okay Dip-Dop ~”
“Whatever Mabes “
Exiting Dippers room they went down stairs to both their parents who were running around the living room nervous and talking to each other things like :“CHAD HAVE YOU SEEN MY OTHER HEEL ??”
“ITS IN YOUR FEET ANN , HEY BY THE WAY HAVE YOU SEEN MY GLASS’S ??”
“THEY ARE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD HON !”
Dipper , dumbfounded by the state his parents are in says sarcastically :
“ Great ~ !! My parents are a reek , I am a reek and I am already late for my own wedding !! What possibly can go wrong more than what is already is ??!?!!?”
“Aaaaa I think you spoke too soon Mason” Mabel says as both Stanford and Stanley enters the living room arguing about something very feverishly as they approach them.
Ann , Dippers mother says : “ What’s wrong with you 2 now ?? First it was the ties now what ??! “
“SIXER HERE LOST THE CAR KEYS !!”
“I DIDN’T LOSE THEM !! I GAVE THEM TO YOU STANLEY”
“NO YOU DIDN’T !!”
“YES I DID !!”
“NO”
“YES”
“NO”
“ENOUGH !!!!!” Chad , Dippers and Mabel Father screamed : “YOU ARE MAKING HIM NERVOUS AND THE KEYS ARE ON THE KITCHEN TABEL !!”
“It was ?” Huh .. Guess I didn’t give it to you after all” Stanford says awkwardly to Stanley who smirks and says :”told ya’ you didn’t give ‘em to me”.
Dipper sighing says in a nervous tune :”Can .. wwee go now ? I am aaaa already late as it is !!”.
Before they approach the front door Mabel screams excitedly :”WAIT !! ONE LAST PICTURE WITH EVERY ONE THIS TIME !!”
Dippers stops for a minute then smiles to her and says :”Sure , why not ? one last picture But take it fast okay ?”
“OKAY ~ EVERY BODY GATHER AROUND FAST” Mabel says excitedly as she raps an arm around her brothers shoulder and stretches her other arm while holding the camera , Both parents and Stan’s posing behind them Then she squealed happily saying :”Say PINES !!”.
“PINES !!”.
*Time jump to the wedding .. LOL*
Arriving to the lake near the abandoned church , there was a bunch of chairs arranged in two groups and in the middle of both groups is a trail of white flower pedals leading to a small alter made of three wooden poles tied up together with a rope , it was decorated with a bunch of white ribbons different in height and a bunch of white roses and lilies and a white long fabric creating a wonderful charm to the place with its simplicity .
There stood a man with long tied up blond hair wearing a tuxedo , the jacket of it was white , the pants was black and the bowtie was yellow with a golden triangle in the middle , Also to compliment the whole look the man was wearing a black top hat making him stand out from his uniqueness. It was bill.
Approaching him and the alter slowly is a brown haired young man wearing a white tuxedo with small golden stitches in the corners of his pants , his jacket though was long in the tail coat area with also golden stitches on it and in his hand he was holding a bouquet of white and yellow roses. It was Dipper.
Next to him was his father who walked him all the way to the alter then left him to seat in the corner next to his wife in the left group , while Mabel was crying happy tears and taking a lot of photos while muttering words like :”OMG This is so cute!!” and “AWWWW”
Dipper Smiles nervously to Bill who seems confident to no limit! Bill whispers to Dipper and says :”Don’t worry , Everything is amazingly done … and You ..You are wonderfully dressed today its breath taking “.
Dipper whispers back nervously :”Ttt Thank you Bill … I needed tthat”.
Standing behind the alter table was Stanley wearing a robe as if he was reverend , Dipper confused asked him :”Grunkle stan ? whh What are you doing ?”.
“I am your wedding reverend , what does it look like I am doing ?”.
“Are you even qualified for that ?”.
“Kid I am qualified for a lot of things you want and wouldn’t want to know”.
“Emmm Okay can we carry on instead of this conversation ? Me and my lovely future Mr.Cipher here have reservation to attend after the wedding “ Said Bill while he winked to Dipper who smiled shyly at him.
“OMG DID HE JUST CALL ME ((FUTURE MR.CIPHER)) ???” Dipper thought to himself and his smile grew bigger.
“Okay okay don’t get your knots in a twist *flipping pages in a small book* Ah here we go *clears throat*
“we are gathered here today to witness the marriage of bilious cipher and Mason pines …
*Time jump from the speech because I don’t know what happens in American nor foreign ones LOL*
.. Do you Bilious cipher take Mason pines to be your husband – to live together after God’s ordinance – in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon him your heart’s deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto him as long as you both shall live?
Cipher answered with adoration in his eyes :”I do”.
Stanley looked at Dipper and continued saying :” Do you Mason pines take Bilious cipher to be your husband – to live together after God’s ordinance – in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon him your heart’s deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto him as long as you both shall live? “
Dipper answers with joyful tears in his eyes :”I defiantly do”.
Bill puts in Dippers finger a golden ring with a triangular diamond in the middle and Dipper puts in Bills finger a silver ring with a pine tree blue diamond in the middle .
Stanley smiles and continues :” May these rings be blessed as the symbol of this affectionate unity. These two lives are now joined in one unbroken circle. Wherever they go – may they always return to one another. May these two find in each other the love for which all men and women yearn. May they grow in understanding and in compassion. May the home which they establish together be such a place that many …
And now I pronounce thy married “.
Everybody cheered for them as they kissed , Bills heart skipped a beat as the thought wormed him to no end :” Mason cipher is his name and he is mine .. mine only” They were married now! He is just so happy it could be a dream.
The cheering went louder as the two looked at everyone all flustered after their heated kiss But then ..
*GUN SHOT VOICE* BBBBAAAANNNGG !!
Everything just stopped ..
Bill couldn’t comprehend what happened .. His brain stopped working for a moment as he saw Dipper falling flat on his face with a huge red stain on his back !! He screamed :”MASSSSSSSSSSSOOOON !!”.
Across the lack on the other stood a girl with a white dress drawn on it a bunch of pink flowers .. It was Victoria ..
*flash back in bills memories*
Two years ago before the summer vacation he meet Dipper and he was 3rd year high schooled he used to date a girl named Victoria ..
She had that perfect blond hair with some freckles that complimented her small nose and dimples that shows when she smiles .
She would always wear dress’s or skirts that would show her slim figure plus she was the sweetest person in gravity falls high , he thought with his friendly mischievous character and her niceness they would be perfect for each other …
He thought wrong …
At first when they went out everything was fine but when they passed their 3 week anniversary … Bill learned that you can’t judge a book by its cover the hard way.
She a narcissist , a faker for attention and would always blame Bill for any bad luck she haves!!
She always gave him a hard time while dating her .. She would criticize what his wearing and compare other guys to him ..
And to top it all she would cut herself and say he didn’t make her feel pretty enough to stop!
Bill at first tried his hardest to help her not as his girlfriend but a shuman helping a fellow human , he tryed convincing her to take therapies but instead she lashed at him saying that he is doing this cause he thinks she is crazy.
Once he tried to sleep with her but she said he was only using her and he didn’t do it out of love.
And so he had enough and dumped her .. She then spread a rumor that she have left him .. but at this point he didn’t care any longer he just wanted to go away from her as soon as possible.
The year summer came and he meet Dipper who was the sweetest , most dorkiest person he meet!
One thing led to another and here they were , standing in the alter married to each other after 2 years of dating.
*back to present time*
But now it dawned on Bill .. He was only married for 5 minutes and now he is a widow already ..
He didn’t even get to go to their honey money , He didn’t even get to call him by his new name at least!
Falling down on his knees next to his loved one still body .. He stared at nothings at shock ..
Everyone around him was running to catch her but he was there , hugging the body of Mason cipher..
after a moment of silence as he started to cry :”(