
Whoops...
Snapping her eyes open, Salem quickly shot up into a sitting position. Which was the wrong move apparently, seeing as her vision once again went black and she swayed a bit. Throwing out a hand to help balance herself, Salem wondered what exactly happened. She remembered screaming at Sans, then nothing. With her face falling a bit, Salem blinked as realization set it.
"That little shit knocked me out! What a prick! I swear to fucking god I'll-"
"you'll what? nice to see ya awake kid. now that ya've calmed down and i have yur attention-"
"OHMYGOD! What did you do to me?! Did you rape me?! NUUU! I've been violated by a skeleton! A pedophile skeleton! I'm filing a lawsuit you calcium abundant piece of collagen! May your marrow be sucked out and fed to parasitic organisms that find their home in your decaying dust pile!"
Surprisingly enough, Sans seemed rather taken aback by what Salem said. But after a moment, his shock switched over to anger and he quickly pinned the human girl down.
"shut the fuck up ya little bitch. it almost sounds like ya want me to do something nasty to ya. i ain't interested in little kids. yur one sick little girl. what kind of people raised ya? heh, i don't even care... get up brat, yur coming with me..."
Salem went wide eyed at the sudden proximity of the sexyton. She was not expecting to be pinned, or even touched for that matter. Salem HATED being touched, to the point that she did whatever she could to avoid such situations. The technical term for her fear is Chiraptophobia, the irrational fear of being touched. And as such, Salem had two reactions to the sudden unwanted contact. This time, she went with the first one, which is freezing up like a scared animal. Sans seemed pleased with this reaction and quickly stood up. He looked down at Salem with a smirk and shoved his hands in his pockets. Salem of course was still frozen in place and staring at nothing in particular. Sans' smirk slipped into a scowl and not so gently kicked Salem's leg. This jolted her out of her daze and made her look up at Sans in fear. Which then promptly turned into rage.
"get up girly. as i said, yur comin' with me..."
"No."
"excuse me? what makes ya think ya can talk to me that way? do ya have any idea who i am brat?"
"... You are Sans the skeleton. Brother of the Great Papyrus. A sentry for the royal guard of king Asgore Dreemurr."
"wha-? how do you-? who the fuck told you that?"
"Like I would tell you? So why don't you fuck off and we can go our separate ways, hm?"
"tsk... no way bucko. i can't let ya go after hearing all that. ya piqued my interest girly, which is not a good thing. i was going to hand ya over to my brother, but yur interesting. i think i'll be keeping ya for myself. heh, finders keepers, right?"
"You're sick, ya know that Sans?"
"says the girl who was talking 'bout rape and pedophilia only moments ago. and that's 'master' to ya brat. now get up before i make ya kid."
"Anyone would be worried about such things after being knocked out like that! And there is no way in hell that I'm calling you that. I don't have that fucking kink and I won't be enforcing yours buddy. You can't make me do shit!"
"yur really pushing it girly. seems i need to teach ya who's boss..."
"Whatcha gonna do Mr. 1HP? Kill me? Heh, go right ahead, save me the trouble ya fucking idiot..."
Sans practically growled in anger at Salem's retort, his eye socket started fiercely glowing red. Bones appeared around him and got ready to tear through Salem. But at the last minute, they vanished and a sick smile spread across Sans' skull.
"heh, ya almost got me there girly... but i ain't killin' my new toy. sorry, ya ain't getting your death wish granted just yet. yur kinda a freak aren't ya?"
"Oh my god... Of all monsters to SPARE me, I didn't think it would be you... Uh, anyway! Fite meh brah!"
Out of nowhere a raggedy yellow flower popped up out of the collar of Salem's hoodie. Sans paused seeing this while Salem seemed to get agitated.
"What are you doing?! Run! Don't fight him! You can't possibly beat this guy-"
"And where the FUCK have you been this whole time?! You little shit! I could have used your help ya know! No! You don't get a say in any of this! Go back 'inside' and shut your patootie! Tck, only coming out when I try to fight... Hypocrite..."
"Wha-? Are you insane!? But now that you mention it, why were you talking about all that 'adult' stuff?! And asking to be killed?! I'm in your sweater you know! I would have gotten hit too!"
"Well MAYBE if you came out to help, I would have reconsidered the whole dying thing. But as it was, you were pissing me off enough to allow some collateral damage! And it's none of your concern what I talk about! You aren't my mommy!"
"heh, wow kid. don't mean ta interrupt, but i'm still here ya know..."
"YOU shut your pie hole! I'm having a conversation here!"
Salem turned her attention back to the pouting flower next to her face. Unfortunately, doing this prevented her from noticing a certain skeleton grow enraged and summon a bone. While still yelling at Flowey, Salem didn't see the bone fly at her and hit her in the stomach. Falling to her knees and dry heaving, she hadn't eaten anything to actual throw up, Salem tried to catch her breath.
"seems i got yur attention now ya cocky little brat... you don't talk to me that way, got it?"
Finally catching her breath, Salem held a hand over her stomach while she slowly stood up. Her eyes were hidden in the shadow of her bangs as she clenched Mercy close to her chest. Flowey was freaking out and trying to get Salem to say something to him to show she was alright. But Salem kept quiet as she walked over to sans and stood before him almost submissively. This earned a smug grin from Sans, him thinking he won. Leaning down to Salem's level, Sans laughed.
"see, i'm boss. ya broke rather fast for someone with such a big mou-ugh!"
Before Sans even finished his little speech, he was knocked to the ground. Completely bewildered, Sans looked up to see Salem standing over him. Before Sans could even process what he was seeing, he was hit again in the face, causing his skull to crack back. A booted foot rammed down on the skeleton's rib cage, effectively holding the monster down. Once again looking at the young girl above him, Sans was surprised to see her glaring at him in anger. Her toy came crashing down, hitting the skeleton once again in the head. It surprisingly dealt a lot of damage for a thing made of stuffing.
"You fucking dick! I'm gonna fucking rearrange your whole anatomy until not even a osteologist would recognize you! But don't worry, I won't kill you. Your death wish won't be granted just yet~"
"S-Salem... Calm down... You don't have to-"
"You shut up you stupid piece of chlorophyll! I have a bone to pick with this bastard!"
"Salem! Please stop... You're scaring me..."
".... Tck... Fine... I broke my hand with the first hit anyway... This prick is hard headed..."
Both Sans and Flowey directed their sight to the hand Salem was delicately holding out. It was rather limp and turning purple. Apparently in her anger, Salem flat out punched a skeleton in the face. Not exactly a smart idea. Grinding her teeth, Salem gave Sans a half hearted kick and backed away. She was in shock and didn't really feel any pain, but it was bound to hurt like a bitch any second now.
"That was stupid... I'm pretty much useless now... Hey Flowey? Wanna do me a favor?"
"No! No way am I doing that! You're nuts!"
"Tsk... Fine... Heh, and I guess asking you to kill me would be out of the question too then?"
While asking this, Salem looked over to Sans with a sneer. Getting no answer from the beaten skeleton, Salem scoffed and told Flowey to get off for a moment. Sans watched groggily as the girl limped over to the bridge.
"w-what are ya doin'?"
"Apparently none of you guys are gonna do it, so I have to off myself... Heh, I really didn't want to do this..."
"WHAT?! Salem! Think this through! I can help you-"
"See ya in a minute Flowey! This is gonna hurt like a bitch..."
Without a second thought, Fay 'fell' off the side of the bridge and plummeted to her death. And then she woke up just outside of the ruins.