Let's try this AGAIN!
To say Flowey was pissed would be an understatement. He was actually scolding Salem like a child, though he probably thought she was one. He was once again hiding from the cold in the depths of Salem's hoodie as she stomped onwards to the bridge. She was getting annoyed about Flowey's constant nagging and tried not to snap at the flower wrapped around her torso. He was only worried about her after all. Besides... Talking back only created more conflict, it was best to just stay silent. Answer questions with short responses. And if that didn't work, verbally bash yourself. Hey, it worked at home. Reaching the bridge faster than before, Salem nodded to Flowey to show she was listening. That's when a bone shot out and actually nicked her in the head. Luckily, she didn't pass out this time. Simply holding a hand to her forehead, Salem looked in the direction Sans was going to appear.
"heh, ya sure screwed up in coming here kiddo. ya wanna have a bad time?"
"I already had one, but thanks for the offer..."
"wow, rather gutsy of ya. didn't yur parents ever tell ya to not talk ta strangers?"
"Stranger danger is for people who don't know what they're getting into..."
"so yur sayin' ya know what's up then, huh? i doubt that kid..."
"I'm sure you do... So how are we gonna do this? Ya gonna attack? Knock me out? Or do we get to do some fantabulous puzzles?"
"just who do ya think yur talking to here kid? ya have a death wish or somethin'?"
"Heh, we've already established that fact... So... Howdy... I'm Salem..."
Sans looked Salem over head to toe eyeing her suspiciously. She seemed to be at most ten years old, and already she was a cocky little shit. And a human at that. His brother would be really impressed if Sans handed this kid over. Maybe even enough to get off his back. But the fact was that Sans could have sworn he saw this girl before. Had a completely different conversation with her in this exact spot. But that was impossible.
"consider yurself lucky kid. you get to be a little gift to the head of the royal guard. try anything funny and death will be the least of yur worries..."
"Oh whoopie... I'm so excite... Take meh to yur leader~"
Without even waiting for a response, Salem started walking across the bridge and hugged Mercy to her chest. Now ahead of Sans, Salem looked back to raise a brow.
"Move it lazy bones... As much as I'd love to stick around and chat... Yeah no... Move yur ass bone man..."
"ya bitch... don't talk ta me like that! learn some respect ya-"
"Oh! Gomenasai Sans-sama~ Forgive me for my insolence... Please, lead the way... Master."
The sarcasm was literally dripping from Salem's words, but Sans was a little too shocked to care. Not only had she just called him "master" like he was about to demand, but she also said his name. Narrowing his eyes, Sans teleported in front of Salem and got up in her face. Shocked by this, Salem jumped and leaned back a bit.
"how'd ya know my name brat?"
"Y-you told me only a moment ago..."
"no, i didn't. who the hell are you?"
Narrowing her eyes, Salem leaned in towards Sans, in turn making him back up a bit. He started to sweat a bit as Salem's brown, almost black, eyes darkened.
"I'm Salem... A weak pathetic human with a death wish. So step off you pedo-skeleton."
"p-pedo-skele- wait a minute... haven't we done this before?"
"Only if ya remember doing so sweety~"
"you little bitch! answer my question, why don't cha honey?"
"Oh, I feel so loved~ We're already using nick names!"
"heh, the only "love" i know about is 'level of violence'. so brat, speak."
"arf arf..."
Scowling, Sans reached out and roughly grabbed Salem's arm. With a panicked squeak, Salem felt herself get dragged along before a weird sensation overwhelmed her body. It was gone a second later, but it still made her stomach flip. Managing to pull out of Sans grasp, Salem fell to the ground and tried to hold back a dry heave. Ya can't puke if there's nothing to puke out, remember? Glaring angrily at Sans, Salem realized that they were no longer in the woods. Instead, they were in a dark room that was rather messy, despite the lack of actual objects. Scrunching up her nose, Salem shot her gaze over to Sans.
"What happened to taking me to Papyrus?"
"heh, plans changed... how do you know that name brat?"
"...I heard it somewhere..."
"that's bull shit kid. tell me what you know. i won't keep playin' around with ya..."
"Ya know what? Fine. I'll tell you! I'm actually from an alternate universe where this is all a video game so I know shit. I know you're Sans, brother to the Great Papyrus. I know about the damned barrier and King Asgore. And I know about the human souls needed to break said barrier. Happy, ya fucking prick? So take my stupid worthless piece of shit soul and be done with it! Or do I have to do this all over again?"
"why you little bi-"
"SANS! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF BONES! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT ON GUARD! CAN I NOT TRUST YOU WITH EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS?"
Without any warning, a large skeleton barged into Sans room and started screaming. Scowling yet sweating nervously, Sans faced his brother as he shoved Salem into view like an offering.
"h-heh, hey bro... look, i'm not slacking off. see i caught-"
"IS THIS A HUMAN SANS?"
"y-yeah. i caught her outside of the ruins. i was bringing her to ya."
"WELL, YOU AREN'T COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. HAND IT OVER THEN. YOU'RE DONE HERE."
"b-but boss..."
"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I KILL YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF BONES."
With a rather violent kick, Papyrus knocked Sans to the side without a care. Narrowing her eyes, Salem looked up at Papyrus defiantly and placed her hands on her hips.
"You're kinda a prick aren't you? Who the hell treats their own brother like that?"
"SILENCE HUMAN! YOUR COMMENT JUST COST YOU YOUR LIFE."
Before Salem could even process what was happening, a bone pierced through her head, killing her instantly. Waking up with a gasp, Salem looked down at Flowey as she was once again in front of the ruins.
"Well god dammit..."