Stevonnie and JackNisha
Welcome back to a new episode of Wife Swap! Here is your favorite host, Mettaton Blook, and today we are going to see how two different families interact with each other. We have already introduced Beach City’s friendly couple, and the Hyperion over achieving power couple. This is a going to be an interesting episode, darlings.
Prosperity Junction, Texas.
“Welcome to Propserity Junction. Hyperion wished you a good day.”
Connie arrived at the corporative community of Hyperion, a company that manufactures many inventions for the USA government, including military products. Jack’s penthouse has a bar, a collection of weapons, and a diamond unicorn he named Buttstallion.
“This guy must be really rich if he has a pool in the main room. Oh my god, he has a collection of swords!”
Connie spend the next hour contemplating all the weapons Jack has.
Beach City, Florida.
“A beach house? This looks cool.”
Steven made this house with the help of his father, and there he lives with his whole family. He has five friends that have been part of the family since he was a kid, and they have served as motherly figures since his mother died years ago. I want to cry a bit.
“Wow, those are many pictures of women. Let’s see this manual thing to know if this guy is polygamous. Oh, I have 5 mothers in law now.”
The presentations where a bit awkward.
Prosperity Junction.
“Hi, I am John Clarke, but you can call me Jack.”
“Nice to meet you, Jack. I am Connie Maheswaran.”
“What a funny last name you got there, honey. You must have heard many bad jokes in high school.”
Connie isn’t used to Jack’s sense of humor.
“Also, this is my daughter, Angel. Say hello to your new mom, sweetheart.”
“I already said hello to the other mom.”
Angel is a stereotypical rebellious teenager. Her hobbies include blogging and writing poetry.
“You will get used to her teenage angst, Maheshuan.”
“It is Maheswaran, and I think I we can get along. I also have a daughter.”
Beach City.
“Hi!”
Steven greeted her new wife with a surprise hug.
“I am Steven, it is nice to meet you.”
“Hi… I am Nisha.”
“Oh, I almost forgot.”
Steven let goes of Nisha and starts presenting his family.
“This is my dad, Greg, my daughter Stevonnie, and my moms, Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Lapis and Peridot.”
Nisha had to ask again his mothers’ names a few times, and then decided to just remember what gems each of them was wearing.
In the first days each of the wives lived like how the other would, and it was something different. Connie took Nisha’s place as a security guard and had to have a small training in weapons use. She enjoyed shooting at the holograms of the training room. Nisha, on the other hand, spent some quality time with Steven’s family in the most interesting places of Beach City.
Prosperity Junction.
“How was your day at work, Honey.”
“Well, this has been my first day as a security guard and it has been great! I even tackled a guy that was making some trouble in the reception. Hey, is that a robot?”
“Hyperion wants to turn this cleaning machines into weapons. Programming this to shoot at any of those terrorists has been a pain in my ass, but it is worth it if we have security in this country.”
Jack is known for sharing Hyperion’s believes in protecting the USA, and during the week Connie had to endure some of his racist remarks.
Beach City.
“I didn’t knew you were really good with pistols, Nisha.”
Steven is holding a big teddy bear that Nisha won at a shooting range at Beach City Funland.”
“Where I come from you have to know how to get rid of wild animals and assholes.”
Steven is already used to violent behaviors since one of his mothers is a wrestler, but Nisha’s dislike for animals has been an issue. She has asked Steven take out his cat, Lion, and even enjoys shooting at seagulls at home.
“Dad, Ms. Kadam is shooting at the seagulls again.”
“Your mom will return a few days, so don’t worry, Stevonnie.”
Connie established some rules to make Jack behave properly.
Prosperity Junction.
“Some things have to change here. First, Jack, you need to spend more time with your daughter.”
“I do spent time with her.”
“You barely even see her! She is in her room most of the time. Second, no more racist slurs.”
“I am not a racist! I just believe we most protect our people. The Mexican border is a risk of terrorism.”
“Third, we will go to a few multicultural events as a family, and you will like it, Mr. Handsome. Also, no more meetings with the Republican party.”
“C’mon!”
In Beach City, Nisha was a bit interested in Steven’s Mom’s relationships.
“So, all of you are into girls?”
“That is preposterious, Ms. Kadam!”
“Pearl, you have to chill out. Everyone know that you were into Rose’s butt.”
While Pearl and Amethyst were in a heated discussion about women’s butts, Garnet answered Nisha’s question.
“Pearl and Amethyst are girlfriends since Steven was a teenager, Peridot and Lapis are in an on an off relationship, and I am okay with just my family.”
“We aren’t in an on and off relationship, you clod!”
“Yes, we are, my angry dorito.”
Both wives had different interactions with the daughter of the other.
Prosperity Junction.
“Sometimes I think my dad and his girlfriend don’t like me, and I don’t blame them. I don’t like them either.”
“Angel, you are young and I know what it is to be a teen a have parents that disapprove your life choices. It took some time, but I made my peace with them.”
“You don’t understand, Connie. My dad is a workaholic, and he spends more time shooting at things or eating pretzels.”
“I know. I made a diagnosis of his behavior, and I think he has borderline personality disorder.”
“What? Is he sick?”
“Sadly, yes. All his mannerisms and choices show that he is emotionally unstable and sociopathic. However, that still doesn’t excuse that he isn’t seeing you grow. You have to talk to him to get help, or it would be too late for both of you.”
“I just want my dad to be the hero he used to be.”
Connie hugged Angel, and… oh my god! This is the most heartwarming scene we have recorded in this show! Okay, my emotions are fine now. On Beach City, Nisha was invited by Stevonnie to a party.
Beach City.
“You sea people have better parties than what I thought. I should hire that white haired DJ for one of Hyperion’s events.”
“Sour cream is simply the best DJ there is.”
That night a guy tried to flirt with Stevonnie, and it was really creepy.
“Do you want to dance, babe?”
“I am not interested.”
“We can have some fun.”
“The lady said she isn’t interested.”
Nisha scared him by showing her gun in her jacket. Both women laughed at that moment.
Now, it is time to see the results of this exchange once each wife returns home.
Prosperity Junction.
“Hi, I am home.”
“heo…”
“Jack? What happened to your mouth?”
“Nisha, Ms. Maheswaran punched my dad in the mouth after he made a comment he made about her latest fantasy book.”
Beach City.
“Steven!... Why are there many dead seagulls?”
“Ms. Kadam likes violence. I had to hide her guns after she threatened to shoot some puppies.”
“Let’s never enter this kind of shows again.”
This has been a great episode. Now I will introduce the next two couples. One is a suburban couple from Maple Valley, and an LGBT couple from New York City. The last ones are kind of related to Jake and Lady from our first episode of this season.
John Egbert and Vriska Egbert.
“I met Vriska when she moved to Maple Valley years ago.”
“I used to be the nerd bullying other nerds, and he was my favorite nerd.”
John works as a biochemist in a local college, Vriska is a video gamer developer, and they have a cute baby daughter named Casey. Both live in a suburban house and enjoy movies a few people like.
Bonnibel Bubblegum and Marceline Abadeer.
“Being the top scientist in the USA has been a small challenge, but having a relationship with Marcy is what makes me crazy.”
“You would be bored without me, princess.”
Bonnibel is the CEO of Bonnibel International, and the second most famous person in the world, aside from myself. Her wife Marceline is a rockstar that is constantly on tour, and because of their busy lives they spend the few free weeks they have in a fashionable apartment at the top of the Stormo tower.