Rosemary and JakeLady
After a long journey across the country, the two women arrive at their new homes for the week.
Seatle.
“(This looks fancy. So many colorful fabrics and books. I wonder if they have any kids.)”
Lady then discover who is her new “husband” by looking at the photos.
“(Oh! This is certainly interesting. I bet PB and Marcy will get along with them.”)
New York.
“This place reminds me of Rose's old house at Rainbow Falls, but more rustic.”
Kanaya discovers what she has to deal with.
“Too many toys. I hope they don’t have many kids.”
Sorry, Kanaya, but you are out of luck.”
The meeting with their new partners was fascinating, and there where a few surprises.
Seatle.
“I hope you don’t feel uncomfortable having to live with a woman.”
“(Nah, I have seen many same sex smooches in my life.)”
“I din’t understand most of what you say, but I think we will be fine.”
New York.
“So you are into girls?”
“Yes.”
“But how does it work? Is it too personal to ask?”
“Yes, it would be too personal, Jake.”
“That’s ok. Also, are you like a vampire? Because vampires scare me a bit.”
“No, I am not a vampire, Jake.”
Kanaya had to endure two hours of questions.
During the week everyone learned how different it is to live outside of their comfort zone.
Seatle.
“(Dinner is ready!)”
“Oh, is this some kind of Asian recipe?”
“(It is a speciality in Korea)”
“It looks delicious.”
New York.
“Who is a cute baby? It is you!”
“Yours and Lady’s babies are really cute, Jake.”
“Jake Jr. is a troublemaker though.”
“I wish Rose and I could have kids.”
“Isn’t there like some science stuff to have kids? Well, we tried those pills to avoid having kids and it turns out the side effects cause you to have more kids.”
“The problem is Rose doesn’t want to have kids at the moment.”
“Sorry to hear that.”
Even if they started with the right foot, drama always finds a way in this scenarios.
Seatle.
“(I tried to talk to him about marriage many times, but he still can’t commit.)”
“And how does that make you feel?”
“(Sad and angry! We have kids and stable jobs, why can’t he just give me a ring already?!)”
While Rose was psychoanalyzing Lady, Kanaya had other problems related to football nights.
“Jake, I have been tolerant so far, but this mess is beyond my limits of acceptance.”
“C’mon, girl. We are just having some fun. I will clean the mess later.”
“Dude, I think your new wife is being serious. BMO just splashed the floor with soda.”
“I told her I will clean later, Finn. Sometimes you have to accept chaos in your life.”
Kanaya made Jake, Finn and BMO clean up the mess in the room.
After a long week, everyone reunited with their respective spouses and shared their experiences.
Jake and Lady.
“(Jake, I love you, but I want us to be a real family. We can’t continue to be playing this game.)”
“I know, and I promise I will do my best to make this work. Being chased with a toy chainsaw made me learn how stupid I have been by acting like a teen instead of an adult.”
Rose and Kanaya.
“Rose, I want to say something.”
“What is it, my love.”
“I want a baby!”
They had a long discussion and Rose agreed to the conditions Kanaya established.
This has been a fabulous episode, darlings. Now I will introduce you to the next couples for the next week episode.
Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran
“I met Connie by the beach when we were kids.”
“He actually met me before but he was just so shy to talk to me.”
“I wasn’t the only shy person.”
How cute. Steven and Connie live in a small beach house in Florida, and have a teenage daughter named Stevonnie. Steven works in a carwash and Connie is a medical doctor and fantasy writer. Both like movies, like Dogcopter.
John “Jack” Clarke and Nisha Kadam.
“I met this babe at work a few years ago. It has been a wild ride.”
“The journey as a couple or our nights?”
“Both, cowgirl.”
Jack is a programmer at Hyperion, and Nisha is a security guard. Jack has been trying to get at the top of the company for years, but it has been a struggle. Also, Jack has a teenage daughter from his previous marriage, Angel.