Drabbles themed ‘A Shower’, for HP

Sirius Black was going crazy. In a good way, though. Sort of, at least. You see, this thirty-five-year-old former convict and prankster at heart, was suffering from pheromone overload.

For the first time in fourteen years, he was surrounded by women - and unable to get them, which was a first in his life.

Molly Weasley was married (and acting bitchy), Emmeline Vance was likewise taken, Hestia Jones wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot pole, Tonks was his cousin (Sirius was desperate, yes, but not yet desperate enough to resort to his family’s habit of taking it up with your cousins), and Ginny and Hermione, however tempting, were off limits. Minerva... no.

Which left only could showers. Lots of them.